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Chicklet
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"Seeking A Slave With No Limits For 24/7 Slavery"
when their interests are mainly "Face slapping" and "hair pulling"
when the picture of themselves is taken from so far away you can't even make out their body shape. IF there's a picture.
When the picture of them is a closeup, and you can see the pile of clothes, the cigarette butts on the floor, and the fact that they don't own a vacuum.
Oh man, I have so many more.
Male or Female Supremacy, specifically asking for certain races above others...
when their interests are mainly "Face slapping" and "hair pulling"
when the picture of themselves is taken from so far away you can't even make out their body shape. IF there's a picture.
When the picture of them is a closeup, and you can see the pile of clothes, the cigarette butts on the floor, and the fact that they don't own a vacuum.
Oh man, I have so many more.
Male or Female Supremacy, specifically asking for certain races above others...
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minx1 said:*giggles* yeah.
....no really I'm a petite, busty blonde not a big hairy bloke.....honestly.
Is there something you're not telling me?
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reignophelia said:Is there something you're not telling me?
*scratches hairy belly* um, me? Nope I'm definitely a lady...please pay me no heed
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9KsmqZsAv5g
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Chicklet said:
wait...I like hair pulling...and I kinda like face slapping too...
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minx1 said:*scratches hairy belly* um, me? Nope I'm definitely a lady...please pay me no heed
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9KsmqZsAv5g
My what a feminine voice you have.
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Agreed on both! Overly-romantic imagery (personally, I suspect that all kinky folk are romantic at heart, but...) Poor grammar and spelling is always a complete turn-off. Also, writting in all bold caps, particularly when using magenta or lavendar or some such color...Chicklet said:
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How about the attached picture looks like the person is about 5 years to young for legal consent.
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Or when they say they want *you* to move across country at a moment's notice (immediately) to live with them... and they'll take care of you, blah, blah, blah...graceanne said:
CM, this is in NO WAY in reference to you and J!!! Yours is a different story entirely.
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Life_Noir said:
Which is sort of similar to Groucho Marx's quote, "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." A little twist on his quote, maybe.
How about another quote, "Do you believe in computer dating?" "Only if the computers really love each other."
LOL, it's been a long week at work and currently the only way to relieve stress and tension is with a wee bit of comedy. Which, at times, can certainly be found in some personal ads.
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Sir_Winston54 said:CM, this is in NO WAY in reference to you and J!!! Yours is a different story entirely.
You make me choke on my tea with that comment. LOL
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CutieMouse said:
Beyond that you were against moving that far, cause you have a life and obligations. And he didn't want you to move in with him, he wanted you to visit. He knows that just cause your'e compatable online doens't mean you will be otherwise.
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graceanne said:
Yes, but Gracie I did agree to visit a guy in a third world country (who promised he's take care of me, and wanted me to visit with the goal of moving in with him) 4-5 days after he answered my personals ad, I was on his doorstep 22 days after he answered the personal, made the decision to move to be with him 5 weeks after he answered my personals ad, and will (ideally) be relocated within 4-5 months of his answering my personals ad.
At the moment, I'm kinda the poster child for doing the things you aren't supposed to do with regards to kinky personals ads. LOL
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CutieMouse said:
Yeah, you agreed to VISIT. You both knew that you might move in with him, but you're not just dropping everything to move in with him immediately. Because you have a life, and so does he. I don't particularly see anything wrong with you moving in with him, and him taking care of you. It's when people who've only known the other person for a week decide that they're in love, and move in with that person the next day . . . it's irritating even if the people are in the same town.
No, I don't know anyone who's done something like that. Why do you ask?
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Maybe sorta kinda... BUT you did those things after hours and hours and days of intense talking/communicating with him, thinking and discussing with others how best to protect yourself, yada yada yada, getting all the information you needed to give yourself the best possible protection. So yeah, you *sorta* did all the things you're not supposed to do, but you did 'em the right way.CutieMouse said:
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Sir_Winston54 said:Maybe sorta kinda... BUT you did those things after hours and hours and days of intense talking/communicating with him, thinking and discussing with others how best to protect yourself, yada yada yada, getting all the information you needed to give yourself the best possible protection. So yeah, you *sorta* did all the things you're not supposed to do, but you did 'em the right way.
ROFL
I've been following this thread and thinking...
[edited to change my post to alllllllllllll the things I did that were so against the "rules" of being safe and practical, but were very very worth it. LOL]
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When a sub says I want this, this, this, this, this, and this, however, I won't do this, this, this, this, or this, but if you are nice I might do this. And if she's 19, there are 100 guys in line to kiss her ass. She might as well be Domme. She'd have less competition.
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Hello
This thread just caught my eye after browsing the personals section and I had lots of fun reading it so I thought I should contribute some too.
* "Just wondering if there are any female doms out there? Just a younger guy" ... "here looking to see maybe about getting a dom woman of any age."
I couldn't resist sharing that fine example of mail order domme?
* I also like: I am a 22 year old Dom, have been in the lifestyle for 7 years.
* And the ever classic: who's your Daddy?
This thread just caught my eye after browsing the personals section and I had lots of fun reading it so I thought I should contribute some too.
* "Just wondering if there are any female doms out there? Just a younger guy" ... "here looking to see maybe about getting a dom woman of any age."
I couldn't resist sharing that fine example of mail order domme?
* I also like: I am a 22 year old Dom, have been in the lifestyle for 7 years.
* And the ever classic: who's your Daddy?
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