Annisthyrienne
Drive-by mischief
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it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again >.>
'Hose'? Is that some sort of euphemism, Logan? *giggling*
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it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again >.>
'Hose'? Is that some sort of euphemism, Logan? *giggling*
I think that's a reference to a cockslapping o.o
I think that's a reference to a cockslapping o.o
'Hose'? Is that some sort of euphemism, Logan? *giggling*
*face palms*
no one got the Hannible reference ok!
*Sitting beside the small form of my new friend on the lounger, I pour a little lotion into the palms of my hands, then begin at her shoulders, massaging it in. A slow half smile grows at the corners of my lips.
No, it would be a shame for a body like this to get a sunburn.
Its a line from Joe Dirt, which in turn was making fun of Silence of the Lambs...

slips in quietly and hugs Logan, kissing his cheek, swats a pretty Plexy and waves to everyone else before relaxing back in a lounge to get some writing done
Hello everyone![]()
gets pounced and snuggles him uppounces the deeva and licks and nuzzles*
Doing pretty good Veroe. Was looking at your pic thread a while ago and had to stop because I couldn't focus on anything else.I'm just sitting here trying to hammer out a post to a thread or two.
How're all you guys.
gets pounced and snuggles him up
Doing pretty good Veroe. Was looking at your pic thread a while ago and had to stop because I couldn't focus on anything else.How are you?
*calms down and makes happy halfling noises, closing her eyes, she rest her arms at her side an her head on a towel*
Burnt halflings are sad.. an get no hugs.
slips in quietly and hugs Logan, kissing his cheek, swats a pretty Plexy and waves to everyone else before relaxing back in a lounge to get some writing done
Hello everyone![]()

Hi sugarhello luscious![]()

rests head on his shoulder for a bit, nuzzling neck and smilingsmiles and kisses her forehead*
Hi sugar
rests head on his shoulder for a bit, nuzzling neck and smiling
mmm luscious kisses. Thats right up there with spanking Nova
*Rubbing the lotion in and secretly instilling some gentle healing energy through my fingertips, designed to relax her muscles, leaving a pleasant warm tingling.*
Well, we'll prevent that from happening. And I find it hard to believe that you wouldn't get any hugs. There are just too many of us who can't keep our hands off of you.![]()
Why do you seem to think I am spankable? I have a white-man ass, aka: a flat area where my legs meet back.
Hi sugar
rests head on his shoulder for a bit, nuzzling neck and smiling
Why would you think your ass is the only place i would want to spank you?
Why do you think I would actually let you spank me?