Perky's Daily Bites........

[kotori]

If you've ever had your eggplant abused by Perky, verbally or otherwise, feel free to post an approximation of what she said.


I'll go first.


1) 1/2" cubes

2) You're a man-sauté

3) You've lost your ratatouille already

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This on-line cooking help could be even bigger than phone-sex lines for us born-again bachelors especially. I mean cockslut is fine and all sometimes, but a guy really needs a cookslut in the kitchen.

 

[perks]

*laughing* viejo, we'll get you some cookin' skillz yet.

 

[Angeline]

Eggplant?

I don't know nuthin bout no eggplant, but I think she's cool.

 

[ma_guy]

Perky's Daily Bites???

More of a nibble than a bite really.. It's not like it hurts or anything.

 

[islandman]

I hate eggplant. Hate it, I tell you.

 

[kotori]

that's pretty funny, 'cause she doesn't care for it either.

i lurvvvve it, on the other hand. and i don't bite the hand that feeds me.

 

[seXieleXie]

perky, is there any good that can come from tofu? i need to know, i'm stranded in vegetarian land...

 

[TheDR4KE]

perky, is there any good that can come from tofu? i need to know, i'm stranded in vegetarian land...

Marinated, e.g. soy sauce and ground up sesame seeds, and then lightly pan fried. And make sure you get good tofu, not the cheapest stuff...

I've had some that was great, and lots that was pathetic.

I'll eat anyone though.

Thing. Anything.

Quack

the D

 

[kotori]

i could express-mail you my leftovers

 

[IrishWolfhound]

I always wanted to nibble on Perky's eggplant...with or without parmesan cheese.

 

[perks]

angeline, ma_guy, gracias

yes, it's true, I hate eggplant, however, I know how to cook it.

Unfortunately, I cannot say the same about tofu, however. I do have an excellent resource in an alumni of my culinary school, who happens to be on the cooking chanel. I'll defer to Alton Brown on all things culinary. He's a frickin' genius.Tall & Tangy Tofu Thangy



Recipe courtesy Alton Brown

1 (8 1/4-ounce) can fruit cocktail in light syrup, frozen
1 teaspoon instant lemonade mix
6 ounces cranberry juice
1 block silken tofu
Combine all ingredients in a blender and blend until smooth.


Yield: 2 servings
Prep Time: 5 minutes

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Fillet O'Fu



Recipe courtesy of Alton Brown

1 (19-ounce) block firm tofu
2 tablespoons sherry vinegar
2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
Few dashes of hot pepper sauce
Canola oil to cover skillet by 1/8-inch
2 eggs
1/2 cup all-purpose flour
Slice the block of tofu into 4 equal portions. Place the slices on paper towels and fold the towels over in both directions to cover the tofu. Place a baking sheet on top of the tofu and weigh it down with a 28-ounce can of tomatoes for 1 hour.

Combine the sherry vinegar, Worcestershire sauce, and hot pepper sauce and place the tofu into the marinade. Marinate for 15 minutes on each side.

Place the flour into a shallow dish and the eggs into another. Lightly beat the eggs.

Heat the canola oil in the skillet over medium-high heat.

Remove tofu from marinade and drain on paper towels to remove any excess marinade.

Lightly dredge the tofu in the flour, knocking off any excess flour and slide into the eggs until completely, but thinly, coated on both sides.

Slide tofu gently into the hot oil and fry for 2 minutes until golden brown and delicious. Flip the tofu using the tongs, and cook for another 2 minutes.

Yield: 2 servings
Prep Time: 1 hour 20 minutes
Cook Time: 5 minutes


tell me how it comes out.

 

[perks]

Mick, where is the eggplant on the duck's body, exactly?

 

[TheDR4KE]

Mick, where is the eggplant on the duck's body, exactly?

carved into an oblong, hidden in an orifice, eaten out with no hands

Quack

the D

 

[perks]

carved into an oblong, hidden in an orifice, eaten out with no hands

Quack

the D

I would, but I so hate the flavor, and you know how I love to share.

 

[TheDR4KE]

I would, but I so hate the flavor, and you know how I love to share.

ah well, we'll just have to change over to dark grapes instead, do you think?

Nice, fresh out of the fridge grapes bursting into cold explosions against your clit, as teeth bite down too hard trying to get them free of your pussy lips.

 

[perks]

ah well, we'll just have to change over to dark grapes instead, do you think?

Nice, fresh out of the fridge grapes bursting into cold explosions against your clit, as teeth bite down too hard trying to get them free of your pussy lips.

how can I resist an offer like that?

 

[TheDR4KE]

how can I resist an offer like that?

go on...

resist a little...

 

[Eumenides]

go on...

resist a little...

And he's in, ladies and gentlemen...

 

[TheDR4KE]

And he's in, ladies and gentlemen...

but alas Perky is out, off to be with me in her dreams.

Hi Eumenides. How's the league going? Got a good coach for the team?

 

[freescorfr]

Sweet dreams, both of yopu. I imagine she'd say,
"Salt it first, Sughah"ah ah ah

 

[Eumenides]

but alas Perky is out, off to be with me in her dreams.

Hi Eumenides. How's the league going? Got a good coach for the team?

You want the job?

 

[TheDR4KE]

You want the job?

Sounds pretty attractive. I have a day job, so we'd have to work it late into the night...

 

[Eumenides]

Sounds pretty attractive. I have a day job, so we'd have to work it late into the night...

Well, that's when we schedule all of our practices, so it works out well....

 

[TheDR4KE]

Well, that's when we schedule all of our practices, so it works out well....

Think we can ask Glamorilla to get a good set of himbos together for the cheer squad?

 

[Eumenides]

Think we can ask Glamorilla to get a good set of himbos together for the cheer squad?

It never hurts to ask, does it? Though I think there is a list of applicants a mile long.

But i don't need no stinkin' cheer squad (though they are an added plus)...just me and the coach...and maybe the rest of the team.