Perky

[Svedish_Chef]

What happened to our stalking banana?

 

[perks]

hrrrrrm?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

That and the carrot supplies anyway.

 

[perks]

hhehehe.

I'm going there today. It's his birthday and while he's blowing out the candles on the cake I'm making, I'll be rifling through his walkin teasing the produce.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Better that than the candles... they get hot and bend too easy.

 

[perks]

Better that than the candles... they get hot and bend too easy.

except for the wax, I've never had much luck with them. I prefer votives.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Votives?

Tell me more...

 

[perks]

the votives in the little glass holders. The glass is a great conducter, holds the wax at a nice temp, and the glass is smooth and gets nice and toasty too.

If you keep like 4 or 5 going you have an endless supply of wax to play with.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Ahhhh, see I never get to that sort of thinking... I just seem to run out of toys at the most inopportune times.

 

[perks]

you know, I found that oddly strange that you would. I thought you had and endless supply of naughty things, for some reason.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I create all sorts of naughty things... doesnt mean I have a full stock.

If I was a chick, I'd have a pot drawer full of toys.

 

[perks]

I just have the basics.

two dildo/vibrators <one bigger, one smaller>

votives

clothespins

wet

cinnamon wildfire

washable markers

condoms

extra long ties

cuffs

and extra batteries.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Lets see

Dildo + lube check.. bottom drawer

anything else I can make up as I go along... I once used rugby jumpers to tie one girl down.

Damn, forgot to include the refrigerator, and other household drawers.

 

[perks]

rugby jumpers?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I dont know what you'd call em in america, but jumpers made of damn strong material... long arms and excellent for tying people down with as I found out.

 

[perks]

I looked it up. We call those shirts.<grin>

frickin' aussies

 

[Svedish_Chef]

They arent shirts.

they would tear FAR too quickly

 

[crysede]

*horrified gasp*

No body paint, Perky?!

I don't know if I can continue to idolize you after this shocking revelation

 

[perks]

They arent shirts.

they would tear FAR too quickly

how long did you keep her tied up? She's still there isn't she? At least let her look at the puter screen.

 

[perks]

*horrified gasp*

No body paint, Perky?!

I don't know if I can continue to idolize you after this shocking revelation

lol, washable markers. not edible, but good for writing slut on people.

and cinnamon wildfire is a pink edible lotion.

I have choccie syrup in the fridge.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I think I let her go after three hours...

Which reminds me, I have to buy some more before I go O/S

Oh, and body paint and body chocolate are overrated.

Use topping.

 

[perks]

I'll have to get someone to mail me some along with the chocolates.

 

[glamorilla]

I pussy kiss you ducky.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Well they ARE good for wearing too, but the best bit is they have a little bit of give in them, but dont stretch, and dont get screwed in the wash either.

Handy things to have, and far better that towels and other stuff to tie people down with.

Shit, the last thing I need to do is give you ideas.

 

[perks]

I pussy kiss you ducky.

I don't know that it's okay with the rest of Literotica that I turn you.

You're so much fun gay. But just a little harder, please.

I love you glammy.