Performance art/crazy crafting

[Aphro]

Vaginal Knitting

Yep. Basically, you stuff a skein of wool up your cunt and then pull the loose end out and start knitting away. Probably much more comfortable to stick to cotton, I expect pure wool is quite itchy and scratchy.

I wonder if she plans to sell on Etsy? Someone will buy it, I'm sure.

Seriously...the stained sections. Nasty.

 

[yossi]

Casting Off My Womb

Oh. My. God.

This is awesomely horrific.

 

[Aphro]

I know. But, she's a "craftivist".

 

[parodyluvr75]

I was always jealous of the woman who did painting with her boobs, she made good money I bet. I wish I came up with that idea. This idea, not so much.

 

[phrodeau]

Three words: toxic shock syndrome.

 

[neci]

well... there's 15 minutes.

 

[subdued_passion]

Vaginal Knitting

Yep. Basically, you stuff a skein of wool up your cunt and then pull the loose end out and start knitting away. Probably much more comfortable to stick to cotton, I expect pure wool is quite itchy and scratchy.

I wonder if she plans to sell on Etsy? Someone will buy it, I'm sure.

Seriously...the stained sections. Nasty.

Naturally I didn't watch the video, reading the article was enough for me (thank you very much). But, I'm mildly curious... has she gone as far as to try dyeing the wool by using it as a tampon substitute?

 

[Saint Peter]

"Mom! The dog is dancing with my sweater again!"

 

[Laurel]

Regretsy (RIP) used to have a whole section dedicated to vagina-related crafting on Etsy. Pretty grimly hilarious stuff.

 

[Liar]

Vaginal Knitting

Yep. Basically, you stuff a skein of wool up your cunt and then pull the loose end out and start knitting away. Probably much more comfortable to stick to cotton, I expect pure wool is quite itchy and scratchy.

I wonder if she plans to sell on Etsy? Someone will buy it, I'm sure.

Seriously...the stained sections. Nasty.

So it's not really vaginal knitting, more like vaginal yarn storage. If she pulled out a scarf, i would have been impressed.

 

[Aphro]

So it's not really vaginal knitting, more like vaginal yarn storage. If she pulled out a scarf, i would have been impressed.

Exactly! I first envisioned her inserting the needles and the yarn, and the finished product coming out, sort of like that spool knitting we used to do as kids, with the wooden spool and the pegs around the top? I was thinking "Damn, this woman's vagina has some talent!" Alas...

Also thinking that unless she has a veritable cavern up there, you'd have to be doing a lot of joining of the yarn sections, so your scarf is going to be full of knots when you're done.

 

[chillywilly2]

Well, thats at the top of my "fucked up" list...whats next...toilet knitting

 

[tactful]

Well, thats at the top of my "fucked up" list...whats next...toilet knitting

Yea, they'll be called "Crap Catchers", to be used for hard recycling, colors will vary,

 

[RedAllan]

I know where to get my new Christmas jumper from.

 

[rudil]

Exactly! I first envisioned her inserting the needles and the yarn, and the finished product coming out, sort of like that spool knitting we used to do as kids, with the wooden spool and the pegs around the top? I was thinking "Damn, this woman's vagina has some talent!" Alas...

Also thinking that unless she has a veritable cavern up there, you'd have to be doing a lot of joining of the yarn sections, so your scarf is going to be full of knots when you're done.

Darn it!

 

[pfflyerhot]

For that personal touch...

uh... very personal...
This old post of mine seems to tie into this thread, somehow:
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=52414047&postcount=2653

 

[Aquagal]

Coming up...Cunt Crocheting.

 

[pfflyerhot]

Coming up...Cunt Crocheting.

Nice.

 

[pfflyerhot]

I was always jealous of the woman who did painting with her boobs, she made good money I bet. I wish I came up with that idea. This idea, not so much.

 

[Aquagal]

Okay I watched the video. First off, her hair was awful, it looked like she cut it herself with pinking shears. Then the stained scarf came on, I was thankful the clots had soaked in. I wonder if she makes extra special scarves after having sex. Cum soaked and all.

Maybe a bukkake special.

 

[StrangeLife]

I supposed there are worse things out there... like Colon Knitting...

 

[Aphro]

uh... very personal...
This old post of mine seems to tie into this thread, somehow:
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=52414047&postcount=2653

Oh my God, those are kind of cute in a really creepy sort of way.

Reminds me of a woman on Etys who sold Uterus shaped piñatas. They were for use a party to be held for a girl when she started her menses. I shudder to think what came out of the piñata when it was finally busted open.

 

[Aphro]

Okay I watched the video. First off, her hair was awful, it looked like she cut it herself with pinking shears. Then the stained scarf came on, I was thankful the clots had soaked in. I wonder if she makes extra special scarves after having sex. Cum soaked and all.

Maybe a bukkake special.

One wonders if she bothers to take the yarn out during sex? That would make the scarves have that certain "je ne sais quoi" for sure.