Perfect Memory Thread

[Lisa Denton]

Eeeeek.

My brain has imploded with intelligence, and I now have a perfect memory. It was easy, I will share.

Hang on:

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I might need to work on that a little more, anyways, I have no idea whatthefuck that is, but it don't wanna copy in english. I will have to remember using my now perfect memory and tell you all about it.

Anyways I forget the guy's name that wrote the book, because I didn't use my perfect memory techniques on that, but its a book that teaches how to have a perfect memory. I remembered 10 things over an hour ago and I can still remember all 10, its amazing, argh, my brain seems to be getting tight in my head.

Lookie here:

1 bedroom
2 bathroom
3 spare room
4 stairway
5 lounge
6 kithchen
7 front door
8 front garden
9 road
10 opposite house

Now, remember all this shit, fast!!!

It don't work. You need to take an imaginary trip.

Now, member it this way, close your eyes with each one, your imagination memory is much better than real memory.

You are in your house, you wake up (close your eyes) and you are in your bedroom.

You need to pee, go to your bathroom and imagine peeing with your eyes closed, hahahahahahhahaha, its working.

You go to the spare room and open the door, yes, you still need to mop the floor and assemble the top onto that desk.

You go to the stairway, I don't have one but I have an attic door that opens with stairs on it. I climb up there, I dunno what for, but I do.

You go to the lounge, I don't have a lounge so I go to the den instead and call it a lounge/den.

You go to your kitchen, get a cup of coffee while you are there.

You go to your front door, imagine opening it.

You go out to your front garden, I don't have one but I planted a bush that died out there and I had to pull it up, the lil thingie I made to go around the bottom is still there in case I wanna watch another bush die ..... this is texas, hot summers.

As you walk to your car you see the road, a carload of young punks drive by whistling and flashing gang signs at you, imagine waving back smiling or pointing your gun, whatever works.

You see the neighbors opposite house across the way, you can imagine that it would help your house look better if he would keep his yard up, but at least he doesn't have an old car up on blocks in the front yard.

Now, did you close your eyes and imagine each one. Now, close your eyes and count on your fingers as you go through your imaginary trip without LSD again.

If you mess up go back and do it again, then when you have it right, you will remember all 10 things.

You can do this with everything, shoppping lists --
fish, smells like a dead rat.
coke, no thank you, I don't wanna be a crack head.
potato chips, I wish I was a farmer so I could grow my own.

By imaginine anything to go with it you can remember, because your imagination memory works better.

I am amazed, but I still don't remember whatthefuc I was going up in the attic for.

See ya, Happy Perfect Memory, Lisa.

 

[bluebell]

Lisa, I still have to pee.

 

[MagicaPractica]

OMG I can die happy now. Two of the funniest people I've ever read a typed word by in the same thread.

Is it okay that I have a crush on you guys? Unfortunately, not in a sexual way, just... you know, admiring from afar, that kinda thing.

 

[bluebell]

OMG I can die happy now. Two of the funniest people I've ever read a typed word by in the same thread.

Is it okay that I have a crush on you guys? Unfortunately, not in a sexual way, just... you know, admiring from afar, that kinda thing.

Yes! We love you, too. What's your name again?
Hold on.

Dryer lint collects in a trap, which I empty sometime before the house burns down.
The toilet collects germs, which make you sick if you lick them.
I use a toilet brush to clean the toilet so it is no longer a germ farm.
A hairbrush is used on a part of the body which is normally north of the toilet (with some exceptions).
A hill can be north of a plain.
Magica lives on a hill and not in the lint trap. Yay!

Lisa, I'm reformed! You're my hero.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Lisa, I still have to pee.

You wasn't doin it right.

When you do it hold your tongue out like this.

Now, close your eyes and imagine you are peeing in the bathroom with your eyes closed, imagine you are feeling a big wet spot in your chair.

When you can open your eyes and still feel that wet spot in your chair you will remember it ..... and .... not need to pee.

 

[Lisa Denton]

OMG I can die happy now. Two of the funniest people I've ever read a typed word by in the same thread.

Is it okay that I have a crush on you guys? Unfortunately, not in a sexual way, just... you know, admiring from afar, that kinda thing.

Are you sure you imagined us in bed with you in the right way.

Close your eyes.

You are in bed, naked except for some really gooofy looking rabbit eared bunny houseslippers, your hands are tied to the headboard, with silk and pretty bowknots.

Bluebell is lightly licking your left nipple while tickleing you mercilessly when you see me stand up wearing a huge strap-on with a clowns face painted on the end.

OMGosh, it works for me.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Yes! We love you, too. What's your name again?
Hold on.

Dryer lint collects in a trap, which I empty sometime before the house burns down.
The toilet collects germs, which make you sick if you lick them.
I use a toilet brush to clean the toilet so it is no longer a germ farm.
A hairbrush is used on a part of the body which is normally north of the toilet (with some exceptions).
A hill can be north of a plain.
Magica lives on a hill and not in the lint trap. Yay!

I read a lil on the name remembering, you have to get the syllables in the right order. For the hot rabbit eared bunny slipper wearing Magicapratica you would go:

Imagine a magician.
Imagine the magician is practicing a magician act.
Imagine the magician is praticing a magician act which involves making th letter A with hands, so when touching fingertips and holding elbows out the magician is stumped to make the line in the middle and keeps lowering one hand trying to make the middle line.
Magica-pratic-a

Sometimes imagining something funny or odd will help your remembering, if you are introduced to someone and you know you will never remember this totally unremarkable persons name or face, picture the person in a miniskirt bending over to pick up a penny you dropped, imagine the look and color of the panties, the way the buttocks clinch as she stands, turns and hands you the penny, the look on her face as you throw the penny away, further this time saying "I have jars and jars of pennies and don't want no more."

Lisa, I'm reformed! You're my hero.

You are welcome!!!

PM me 29.95 plus any applicable state taxes.

 

[Oblimo]

The Rhetorica ad herennium is the best book on this technique in my pompous, elitist opion, because it was the first, written over two thousand years ago, when a speaker had to carry his teleprompter inside his head.

 

[kendo1]

I wet my pants.
I opened the door in my nightie.
I used the knob on my side.

 

[SweetWitch]

I came in here because I wanted to tell everyone something--

You... Um...

Crap. Why did I come in here again?

 

[scriptordelecto]

I came in here because I wanted to tell everyone something--

You... Um...

Crap. Why did I come in here again?

*gigglesnerk*

 

[jomar]

Got it. Next.

Shit...saw scriptor's Av...crap.

Ok. Got it. Now what.

 

[lisa123414]

Umm, I guess I am kinda hard up, if I cant forget the idea of the strap on with the clown face?

So, do I laugh or cum?

 

[TE999]

Just when I think this place can't get any more weird...

That pseudomnemonics technique up there is not far off however.

Word association is a common technique for improving ones memory.

Post-It notes help too. But look funny all over your arms.

 

[slyc_willie]

At my job, I use my memory a lot. Taking the order of a party of fifteen, without writing anything down, for instance. It really isn't that difficult. I make associations.

Internal dialogue: the lady in the green shirt order the Shrimp Portofino. There's spinach in that dish. Spinach is green . . . .

Big guy at the end got the Mama's Trio. Big plate. Big guy . . .

Your memory is like a computer: It's only as good as the person using it.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Yes! We love you, too. What's your name again?
Hold on.
Magica lives on a hill and not in the lint trap. Yay!

Lisa, I'm reformed! You're my hero.

Actually, I do live in a lint trap. It's a huge white one with green trim.

Are you sure you imagined us in bed with you in the right way.

Close your eyes.

I can type like this but I cannot read what you wrote.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Actually, I do live in a lint trap. It's a huge white one with green trim.



I can type like this but I cannot read what you wrote.

Thats OK, open your eyes and say "hi" to my clown.

You will prolly remember this.

Cute slippers.

 

[Tarakin]

If you have to get the right place for it in a line, i.e. what is the third item you memorized?, then you have to remember numbers in pictures.
Example: Picture "3" as a triangle. So if the word on the third place is a bookcase i.e., picture a bookcase in the form of a triangle. "4" is a square. So that item is formed like a square.
On higher numbers that can change. "7" may be the seven dwarves, "5" may be your fingers. "10" all of your fingers.
If you blush while doing it, then I can see what you imagined for "2" (if you are a guy) or a "1" (for girls).

It works!

 

[Lisa Denton]

If you have to get the right place for it in a line, i.e. what is the third item you memorized?, then you have to remember numbers in pictures.
Example: Picture "3" as a triangle. So if the word on the third place is a bookcase i.e., picture a bookcase in the form of a triangle. "4" is a square. So that item is formed like a square.
On higher numbers that can change. "7" may be the seven dwarves, "5" may be your fingers. "10" all of your fingers.
If you blush while doing it, then I can see what you imagined for "2" (if you are a guy) or a "1" (for girls).

It works!

I didn't go through the numbers remembering part yet but skimmed it and yes, I think its like that.

kinda like, for 9 inches I could remember a clown?

 

[Tarakin]

I didn't go through the numbers remembering part yet but skimmed it and yes, I think its like that.

kinda like, for 9 inches I could remember a clown?

LOL!!

So we have:
1: Blushing girl (or something trimmed?)
2: Blushing boy
3: A certain triangle (not shaved, then it wouldn't work!
4: square (hm. That could be better)
5: fingers
6: grin! self explaining!
7: dwarves?
8: lying on the side it reminds me of something...
9: clown
10: All fingers activ