Perdition-Last Chance, OOC [Open]

Obviously the solution must either be to sleep on one giant pillow...or tie the pillows to the bed. Yes.
 
I wanted to get one of those so bad! But my husband said no ;_;

I got us a memory foam mattress instead.

But one of these days I am getting a giant plush bed goddamnit!
 
Your husband needs to seriously reevaluate his priorities. Although, a memory foam mattress is not a bad alternative by any means.

Well, a guest bedroom needs a bed, and what better way to be a welcoming host than to let them sleep in your bed while you sleep on the plush bed?
 
Well, all I know is that I would be tempted to take the whole bed for myself.
 
I mean...I won't lie. Having a whole bed to yourself to kick and turn however you damn well please is pretty fuckin nice on occasion.

Ooh man, it's been a while since I got to use him. I'm actually having to remind myself of how to write an accent XD
 
Oh yes, I like being queen of the bed. All mine!

Well, it seems pretty solid to me so far. I'll just keep imagining it for him unless you tell me not to.
 
Okay, sounds good. :D

Random question:

Would you rather... always smell like you haven't showered for weeks, or always sounds like you're livid when you speak?
 
Would you rather questions? Ooh ooh!

Always sound livid. I could turn that into a superpower!

GET ME THE CARTOON OF MILK FROM THE FRIDGE. THANK YOU.

ROB ME? SIR YOU CAN'T EVEN KEEP YOUR PANTS FROM FALLING OFF YOUR OWN ASS
 
Heheh, that would be hilarious. Oh man, the masochists would flock!

Would you rather... ingest a pill you found in the bathroom of a restaurant, or let a stranger feed you with your eyes closed over the course of 3 days (drugs excluded)?
 
Oh god, stranger, by far. A pill could land you in the hospital if it's something bad, and while food can make you pretty sick, the risk is pretty low, and most people don't want to hurt other people.

Alright, I got one.

Would you rather have one pet that is the perfect pet, everything you could have ever dreamed of having in a pet-BUT, it lives for 20 years and then you can never have another pet again, OR

Have multiple pretty good pets, but they each only can live for one year?
 
Hmm... That's a good point.

Oh geeze... I think I would rather have the pet that lives 20 years. If I have multiple pets that only live to 1 year, it would just break my heart over and over again.

Would you rather... Have no teeth, but be able to sweet-talk your way out of any situation, or have a lifetime supply of potatoes (any and all varieties).
 
Ah... potatoes. I've never felt the need to get out of a situation if it was my own damn fault, so think I would rather keep my teeth.

The pet one is hard for me, cause on the one hand, I really like weird animals like bugs and fish, and most of them don't have very long life spans. But if I went that route and ever got a dog, and it was only going to live a year, that would probably break my heart too ;_;

Hmm.

Would you rather have a wardrobe that could only be in shades of black to white, or a wardrobe that could only be in shades of red to white?
 
Even with short lived pets, it makes it so that you just get enough time to get really attached, and then they would be ripped away by their cruel fate. :/

Nooo! Well... given the choice, I think I would do red to white. There are just so many more choices in my opinion. I look good in black, but grey isn't my color, and red, purple, and orange are my jam.

Would you rather never be able to read or write erotica again, or never be able to give yourself sexual gratification (must be from someone else)?
 
Oh my God, making me make the tough decisions now! Ah shit ;_;

Hmm..so, I can't pleasure myself but someone else could?

Oh god, honestly I think if that's the choice I would rather take that than give up writing erotica XD

But if it was give up erotica, or give up sex basically, then, yea, I would give up erotica. That would be a lifetime of tormenting myself ;_;

Hmm, hmm.

Would you rather...be tied up and blindfolded and have a total stranger give you pleasure, or not be blind folded but be tied up and have a really hot celebrity give you pleasure?
 
I think I would have to give up erotica, plain and simple. I just wouldn't be able to give up the ability to get myself off if my partner was busy, or if I was single.

Hm... Interesting. If they had a really sexy voice, I might go with the stranger. I like the idea of being able to have anonymity for both of us if it's a one-time thing. I would like the idea of not being concerned with anything but the pleasure of the situation.

Would you rather be forever 12, or only be allowed to wear 4 inch high-heels for the rest of your life?
 
I... don't know. Both of those sound fucking awful lol.

I mean I guess if I had to pick, of course I'm going to pick the shoes, but OOF

Hmm. Live somewhere where it's always night, or somewhere where the sun never goes down?
 
Hehe, you mean like ready naughty erotica in the middle of a public place? Sounds fun. :D

Myself, I am still in the clutches of my job, though I can see the light at the end of the tunnel!

Speaking of, I would rather have it always be daylight. Nighttime sometimes gives me the spooks, and sunlight is comforting to me, so that’s how I’d go.

Have everyone you know see a sexy tape of you, or be irresistibly compelled to tell someone nearby when you’re horny?
 
Hey there's no pictures bein flashed around, and if they're reading over my shoulder, well that just gives me a chance to mess with them and give them a sly look.

I know, about to head into work myself. At least it's only a half shift today.

Hmm. Both of those have consequences, but I think I would choose telling someone next to me..but be very careful to never get horny near family lol
 
I know what you mean. I’m currently in the corner of a cafe smiling and “playing” on my phone. ;)

Work never truly ends... what a horrible thought.

Hehe, I think that would be my choice too. It would be tough, though, and lead to lots of embarrassment. Mkay.... how about, would you rather be able to eat whatever you want with only positive consequences,’or never have a pass to every play, movie, musical, show, and skit?
 
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