pERDITA IS qUEEN!

Clarification: Charley, hon, everyone in SF is queer, but only those with dicks can be queens.

only a twat, P. ;)
 
Don't know about that, had a couple DRAMA QUEENS for girlfriends. You want my life :) LOL:rolleyes:
 
Ha!!!!!!!

perdita said:
Clarification: Charley, hon, everyone in SF is queer, but only those with dicks can be queens.

only a twat, P. ;)

It's funny you should say that dear, I felt a little queer when I awoke this morning, but the wife made me send him home:devil:

What can I say that hasn't already been said Purdy darling, you are truly 'The one', a real Goddess, Saint, even Queen, although as Oggie says that is too mild a term to describe you.

I kneel before your twat ........ No!!! I mean I kneel for your twat ..........Umm, who started this bloody Goddess of twat thing anyway, it's very confusing young Lucky.

Love ya Purdy. xxxxxxxxx:rose:

PS: Earl I hope you aren't distracting yourself and others during lectures, you just learn my lad, this country needs educated people. No wonder we're in the shit we are with them all logging on to porn sites during lectures.
 
LOL pops thanks - but Perdita is not a drama queen . . gr, :) as opposed to other queens, and Elizabeth too . . . is she a drag Queen . . tell me? I can't freaking figure it out! Gaydar lacking I think?:rolleyes:
 
CharleyH said:
LOL pops thanks - but Perdita is not a drama queen . . gr, :) as opposed to other queens, and Elizabeth too . . . is she a drag Queen . . tell me? I can't freaking figure it out! Gaydar lacking I think?:rolleyes:

She must be, looks a lot like a freekin bloke anyway:D God save her. I think her youngest son's a bit of a queen, we aren't too sure though.
 
Re: Ha!!!!!!!

pop_54 said:
I kneel before your twat ........ No!!! I mean I kneel for your twat ..........Umm, who started this bloody Goddess of twat thing anyway, it's very confusing young Lucky.

It's really quite simple, Pop. She is the Goddess of Twat and we (her loyal followers) must worship frequently and worship well. I don't think there's anything confusing about it, quite honestly. :p

~lucky

I'm disappointed...I thought kneeling and worshipping twat was your forte.:devil:
 
perdita said:
Being female does not mean I have to have a twat, just that I can make you believe I do. :p

I am deeply confused by that sentence. Is it the Ambien? Or the crack?

;)
 
Re: Ha!!!!!!!

pop_54 said:
It's funny you should say that dear, I felt a little queer when I awoke this morning, but the wife made me send him home:devil:

:D

You, Sir, are responsible for the latest liquid damage to my keyboard. My attorney will be in touch.

No wonder we're in the shit we are with them all logging on to porn sites during lectures.

Damn right. One should wait until one is being paid a salary to log onto porn sites.
 
If one must choose a goddess to worship, at least we have one with good taste. Or is that one that tastes good?

-FF (a little caramelo goes a long ways)
 
ffreak said:
If one must choose a goddess to worship, at least we have one with good taste. Or is that one that tastes good?

-FF (a little caramelo goes a long ways)

The tasting event is booked for next week hun, all welcome:devil:
 
Hm, well Pops and I might or may not agree - but I, personally, only worship twats I can see ;)

That for you lucky - fogot to quote! LOL.
 
bump

I fear Goddess is getting insufficient attention lately. Would all worshippers contribute a line or two of adoration?

My personal salute to the Queen of Me: impressive omnipresence, aching chasm of need, avenging angel of Narcissus.

:rose: :rose: :rose:
 
minsue said:
Feel better now that you got that out of your system?

Hee hee! All licks to the goddess!

~lucky :rose:

Pure...you do know she's embarassed by this sort of thing, don't you?
 
lucky-E-leven said:

Pure...you do know she's embarassed by this sort of thing, don't you?


Shh sweetie don't try to use logic here ;)
It never works
 
destinie21 said:
Shh sweetie don't try to use logic here ;)
It never works

I know, but Google won't accept my searches for statistical data on Goddess Embarassment...must be plugged up with someone else's queries at the moment. Sigh.

~lucky :rolleyes:
 
L: yes, google is so cold. lets get snuggly and blow kisses, esp. to the Goddess. here's a couple

:kiss: :kiss:

:heart: :heart:

love your av!
 
Pure said:
L: yes, google is so cold. lets get snuggly and blow kisses, esp. to the Goddess. here's a couple

:kiss: :kiss:

:heart: :heart:

love your av!

Oh, so NOW you're gonna take a joke. Damn, man. Took you long enough. Thanks for the kisses. And I'm always up for sending a few Perdita's way. :p Or was it licks, she preferred?

No matter. One usually leads to the other, right?

And my AV loves your...um you don't have an AV. Would you like one? I'm sure I could find a nice bar graph or something for you. (Hee hee) Or if you want something cooler, I'd love to help you search.

~lucky
 
So let me get this straight as I haven't checked this thread in a few days: we're no longer just kissing Perdita's ass, now we're licking it too.

Okay, I'm game. :D Smooch, slurp. Smooch, slurp.
 
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