People with Volvos

[Stewart_Pidd]

why all the hatred for vulvas bro?

Stew

 

[thør]

why all the hatred for vulvas bro?

Stew

That one particular vulva in the Volvo was awesome. No hatred.

 

[Pairaclities]

I had an XC60. When the Chinese bought the company I sold it.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

Volvo auto brake system fail?

 

[PFWilly]

I really dislike Volvos, so I have to have two so I can focus my hatred…

 

[y=mx+b]

BMW
Audi
RAM

Some of them are not owned/leased by total douchebags. But most of them are.

Had a Volvo. Comfortable car. Great sound system. Never found myself in the ditch. Expensive to maintain. Little headlight wipers attracted the women and got them to smile while crossing at the crosswalk.

 

[thør]

BMW
Audi
RAM

Some of them are not owned/leased by total douchebags. But most of them are.

Had a Volvo. Comfortable car. Great sound system. Never found myself in the ditch. Expensive to maintain. Little headlight wipers attracted the women and got them to smile while crossing at the crosswalk.

So, a positive experience?

 

[y=mx+b]

So, a positive experience?

Absolutely.

 

[thør]

Absolutely.

My FJ-60 had headlight squirters. I always got weird looks.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

If I'm going to judge drivers for their choice of car, it's Audi all the way.

audi, synonymous with cunt.

 

[Champakian]

Make a better product and people will buy it. Americans make great trucks. The F-150 and Silverado are great vehicles with great reliability. Cars, not so much.

I love my black 4WD F150 extended cab.

Everything I ever wanted in a vehicle.

I'm going to drive it to my grave.

I might even be buried with it.

I could see an archeologist dig me up hundreds of years hence,
sitting upright behind the wheel with a bottle of whiskey...

Black label Jack Daniels, of course.

 

[Champakian]

I even installed undersea storage bins under the seats in back.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Goin' out like Willie the Wimp in his Cadillac coffin????


Maybe more like a Viking in his longboat.


Take some h000rs with you . . . .


https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/Vg6xJLHUQcn90garEidIPcPHu7fDVlb0C22LGJov3zpIMIAyK1hNadtPmiNck0QlUx4cb2SvYACaFl3ZmpKQFgp3Wg

 

[Champakian]

Wimp is right!

I guess his heirs were fighting over his real Caddy...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Wimps are more like "firs' baby's daddies" than patriarchs.


One truck no one will ever have to worry about Wat owning:


https://cars.usnews.com/static/images/Auto/izmo/i10478001/2017_nissan_titan_angularfront.jpg

 

[Champakian]

Trucks with four-doors are just a no-go
unless you are running construction crews
in which case, they don't need to look good
in-as-much as they are destined to be beat up.

They should be of a very bright color for job-site safety.

 

[JohnnySavage]

My F-150 is four doors. The back two are for Larry.

 

[Champakian]

Yeah. I don't let my dogs in the truck.

If I take them to the vet, it's in the Buick.
They used to be able to jump up into it...

 

[JohnnySavage]

Larry goes where I go. He's people too.

 

[Champakian]

I only have rats.

 

[y=mx+b]

My FJ-60 had headlight squirters. I always got weird looks.

No one expects the headlight squirters!

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

https://www.erclassics.com/media/catalog/product/cache/2/image/700x/17f82f742ffe127f42dca9de82fb58b1/v/o/volvo-p1800-1965-v3313-0-037.jpg

https://s1.cdn.autoevolution.com/images/news/the-volvo-p1800-melds-the-style-of-the-italians-with-the-practicality-of-the-swedes-168782_1.jpg

 

[oggbashan]

No one expects the headlight squirters!

Volvos have them too.

 

[Sean]

Volvos have them too.

And Range Rovers.

 

[thør]

And Range Rovers.

Just more shit to repair when it breaks. The HJ-60 has none. The hand-crank winders for the side windows are so lower-middle-class, but they never fail.