Problem Child
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People I used to hate but like now
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Calamity Jane
Reverend Blue Jeans
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Rubyfruit said:
not just because i can't believe i inspired feelings of animousity (sp) but because i'm in a list with KM 
KillerMuffin
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I hate you, too, Angel.
I want my CDs back you back stabbing bitch. After all the love and affection I gave you, and now you won't even return my phone calls. I want my Toy Story comforter back, too. Woody is our special moment, our Paris and I don't want you and that, that slut ruining something that was so precious. After everything I did for you, everthing I gave you, I just wasn't enough to satisfy you. I'm hurt. I'm really, really hurt. I want palimony.
I want my CDs back you back stabbing bitch. After all the love and affection I gave you, and now you won't even return my phone calls. I want my Toy Story comforter back, too. Woody is our special moment, our Paris and I don't want you and that, that slut ruining something that was so precious. After everything I did for you, everthing I gave you, I just wasn't enough to satisfy you. I'm hurt. I'm really, really hurt. I want palimony.
KillerMuffin
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She loves me!!!!
*faints with joy*
*faints with joy*
scylis
Assassin/Subtlety Spec'd
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i'm not included in "anyone," am i...
ah well... so is life...
*picks up phone and makes a call*
yeah, it's me..
what?
no.
you can cancel the "angel fuckin' RULES!" banner you were going to hook on to your plane and fly around lit with tomorrow.
yeah.
cancel the really big cake with the sexkittens inside, too.
huh?
of course i mean both of them!
n..no!
the cakes, not the sexkittens!
no i'm not keeping them! why...?
ohh.. uhh.. hmm.
yeah, and all the rest of the sexkittens are not needed, either. well, send a couple to Laurel.
the outfits?
what do you mean they can't be returned?
damnit!
why did you have to sew little "Angel rules!" patches on them?!?
bastitch!
wha..?
no. the small pool filled with pudding stays.
i like pudding.
i said i like pudding!
no!
eeeeeewww!
you sick little fuck!
damnit!
keep the pudding, then, you bastitch!!
why would i want it after you did that?!?
fucker!!!
*slams phone*
damnit!!!!
ah well... so is life...
*picks up phone and makes a call*
yeah, it's me..
what?
no.
you can cancel the "angel fuckin' RULES!" banner you were going to hook on to your plane and fly around lit with tomorrow.
yeah.
cancel the really big cake with the sexkittens inside, too.
huh?
of course i mean both of them!
n..no!
the cakes, not the sexkittens!
no i'm not keeping them! why...?
ohh.. uhh.. hmm.
yeah, and all the rest of the sexkittens are not needed, either. well, send a couple to Laurel.
the outfits?
what do you mean they can't be returned?
damnit!
why did you have to sew little "Angel rules!" patches on them?!?
bastitch!
wha..?
no. the small pool filled with pudding stays.
i like pudding.
i said i like pudding!
no!
eeeeeewww!
you sick little fuck!
damnit!
keep the pudding, then, you bastitch!!
why would i want it after you did that?!?
fucker!!!
*slams phone*
damnit!!!!
SweetCherry
Sex Dork
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Scy, you don't need to worry. You come on over to my place over the holidays and I'll share my swimming pool of chocolate pudding with you. And you don't need to worry about sex kittens. I'm horny enough to outlast a whole room full of sex kittens. 
PowerOfOne
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People I used to hate..blah blah blah
Hate is a stronger word than I would use. Let's say people that used to annoy me but don't now. Ok, let me think here. Hmmm....ummm...no that one is still on my shit list, still thinking here...hmmm...then there was..nevermind, he is still annoying..ummm..well I tell you what, I will just insert a box here and you can type your name in it, not that you don't annoy me but seems like I need to put some name here...<scratching head>
< insert name here > no longer annoys PowerOfOne.
Hate is a stronger word than I would use. Let's say people that used to annoy me but don't now. Ok, let me think here. Hmmm....ummm...no that one is still on my shit list, still thinking here...hmmm...then there was..nevermind, he is still annoying..ummm..well I tell you what, I will just insert a box here and you can type your name in it, not that you don't annoy me but seems like I need to put some name here...<scratching head>
< insert name here > no longer annoys PowerOfOne.
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Why is the editor still posting my useless dumb posts? I am so gay! please find me and shoot me. editor,. please delete my posts above
Mr. rateyed monkey
Mr. rateyed monkey
Rambling Rose
My Aim Is True
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Problem Child, you are going soft, old man. Here you are busy subtracting people from your list, and every day finds me adding someone new to mine. Pull yourself out of it and take off those rose colored glasses, damn it!
You are really starting to scare me lately.
You are really starting to scare me lately.
cymbidia
unrepentant pervert
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You... you... you unmitigated BITCH! You offered ME your ring just the other day, and it came wrapped in Monsters, Inc comforter, too. I cried happy tears thinking you were just so cute, didn't i? Oh how you must have laughed inside knowing it was just your pattern, knowing there was Woody out there, spread out over Angel's body. But you're just a player, aren't you? I'm hurt. I want emotional distress damages. You'll be hearing from my attorney, bitch.KillerMuffin said:
KillerMuffin
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Shit.
*making a quick call to lavendar*
Hey, this whole Harem thing just isn't working out like it should have, I got someone threating to sue now. cymbidia's all cheesed because I gave Woody to Angel a long time ago and Monsters Inc. to her. Hell, I even went out and had all the steel fittings in the collar replaced with sterling silver. I'm even taking acupuncture lessons here. What do I do?? You're my lawyer! You gotta help me! What if we tried running the polyamory thing by her. No, I don't know who her lawyer is, but Lavy, you gotta help me!
*making a quick call to lavendar*
Hey, this whole Harem thing just isn't working out like it should have, I got someone threating to sue now. cymbidia's all cheesed because I gave Woody to Angel a long time ago and Monsters Inc. to her. Hell, I even went out and had all the steel fittings in the collar replaced with sterling silver. I'm even taking acupuncture lessons here. What do I do?? You're my lawyer! You gotta help me! What if we tried running the polyamory thing by her. No, I don't know who her lawyer is, but Lavy, you gotta help me!
cymbidia
unrepentant pervert
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~on the phone to Simply Southern AND Blue - a conference call~ Yeh, the bitch promised me a life, a future, a home - she backed it with a ring... and... and even went so far as to purchase household goods for us, like that Monster's Inc comforter for me, with me. She got me a new collar, a special one, just for me, she said! She's overcoming her objection to long thin needles! She's even picked up a paddle a time or two. But all the time she was off doing the deed - or dreaming about it with that fucking Woody comforter she's shared lavished on poor deluded Angel. God! She's a monster. She's heartless.
Angel, now, Angel is a hottie.
Maybe we should spread our comforters out on the same lawn, Angel and me. And Muffie. Hmmm... that idea has some merit.
Anyway, what can you do about her?
She must be stopped, the player bitch!
Angel, now, Angel is a hottie.
Maybe we should spread our comforters out on the same lawn, Angel and me. And Muffie. Hmmm... that idea has some merit.
Anyway, what can you do about her?
She must be stopped, the player bitch!
Wanderer D
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Hmm, I doubt I'll ever have a Hate List...maybe a Really Annoying List, or a Don't Even Bother Reading List. A Hate List, nah.
However, I already have a couple of other lists going.
Let's see, there's the Posts I Like List, Avs I'd Like To Fuck List, Lit Member I'd Like To Fuck List... hmm, I'm sure there are others but my mind seems to have wandered to the last list.
Pardon me while I...review it. It may take a while.
However, I already have a couple of other lists going.
Let's see, there's the Posts I Like List, Avs I'd Like To Fuck List, Lit Member I'd Like To Fuck List... hmm, I'm sure there are others but my mind seems to have wandered to the last list.
Pardon me while I...review it. It may take a while.
