Penocchio

[ChristyShy]

After a man has got married, he gets a 'curse': every time he lies to his wife, his penis suddenly enlarges for some time from his common 4 inches to noticeable 8. The problem is that the husband is constantly cheating...and when he returns home, he starts telling stories. At the beginning neither he nor his wife see the connection between the events. But when the wife realizes it, she secretly takes control of the situation and keeps pretending that she has no idea about other women. "Tell me more lies, dear!"

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Then when he starts telling the truth his cock shrinks back to normal size. Then one night he has lied and is fucking his wife into oblivion and she gets an idea. She rolls him on his back, sits on his huge cock, looks down into his eyes and orders him to tell the truth.

"Tell me the truth. Ah... now lie to me. Oh fuck. Tell the truth, lie to me."

She is shortly in orgasmic bliss

 

[Carnevil9]

Meanwhile, the wife is having an affair with Peter Peter Pussy Eater.

 

[AlinaX]

Or turn it around, and a well endowed guy discovers his penis shrinks every time he lies.

 

[sirhugs]

It might help to spell Pinocchio correctly.

 

[Carnevil9]

It might help to spell Pinocchio correctly.

I assumed the misspelling was to put the "penis" into the name, but I could be wrong.

I do remember a movie long ago when I was in college (probably the seventies) about Pinocchio (who happened to be life size) and this was pretty much the premise. The tag line was "It's not his nose that grows!"

Ah, here it is: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067061/

 

[ChristyShy]

It might help to spell Pinocchio correctly.

I know the correct spelling, thank you) But it's about a growing penis, isn't it?

 

[sirhugs]

I know the correct spelling, thank you) But it's about a growing penis, isn't it?

Aww, my mistake, sorry.

However, if an old perv like me found it too subtle, might other less literate souls?

 

[subliminalmassage]

I swear to god this was in my teenage spank bank. BTW what are the implications around situations where he knows not the answer?

Can he tell us, accurately, if there is life round alpha centauri with His Cock Materials? Know the future with his alethiopeter?

 

[swathyFmly]

innovative story. Both wife and cheating husband benefit with the lies. kudos

 

[Cfnmlover84]

Or turn it around, and a well endowed guy discovers his penis shrinks every time he lies.

That also could work.

 

[Carnevil9]

How about this: instead of growing and shrinking when he lies, it grows and shrinks when he is told a lie. Basically, it is a human lie detector. He gets a job with the police department, or in a courtroom.

 

[AlinaX]

"Your cock is so big!"
"Stop saying that!"

 

[ericrodman101]

How about this: instead of growing and shrinking when he lies, it grows and shrinks when he is told a lie. Basically, it is a human lie detector. He gets a job with the police department, or in a courtroom.

He could report live and naked on the porn channel fact checking political speeches.