Penis torture!

[Betticus]

So anyway. I went to my doctors appointment. Next time I will definately specify that I want an HIV screen and not let the acronym STD slip out of my mouth. I said STD and the damn doc asks me if I had high risk activity so I'm not really commital. I was honestly trying to think of it all since my last test. So anyway, he flips into his Joseph Mengele persona and goes all NAZI concentration camp on me. I am getting all of the fucking STD tests now. The dude does something that he refers to as taking a swab for a culture. This translates directly into English as "I'm going to ram a dry q-tip inside your cock and it will hurt like fucking hell". So yeah. It kinda felt like the inside of my penis was on fire. It's been fifteen hours and I can still feel it. Fucker! I think he did that on purpose. Anyway my buddy Rocky calls after that is done and we are chatting and I tell her that my cock is in trauma. I tell her that I went in and asked for the std screen and she just got all weird and said "Oh no, you poor bastard"! She just asked me if they used a q-tip and I said yeah. She told me that she was sorry and all of that.

To make it even worse. He didn't even call the nurse. I had Johnny Bench handling my junk. I swear to God that I will never get the prostate exam. Not from that guy.

I need a hug.

 

[Vixandra]

*Huggles*

I've seen many a young troop come staggaring out of thier dr's office after an STD check.

Sad thing is, the main point of the swab, chlamidia can be tested via a urine test. Yeah, still leaves ghonorrhea(sp) but chl. is much more common, least over here.

Try a cold pack?

 

[Betticus]

I'd try a six pack or a 12 pack if I thought it would help.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Think that's bad? Have it done by a second-year med student.

 

[MissTaken]

Perhaps the doc is a sadist?

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Perhaps the doc is a sadist?

Sounds like a possibility to me. I've heard of q-tips being used in exactly that manner in cbt.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Sounds like a possibility to me. I've heard of q-tips being used in exactly that manner in cbt.

Ask Netzatch about those stainless penis probes.

 

[graceanne]

*big hug*
As for getting an HIV test, you don't have to go to the dr to do that. Their are clinics that do only that. As for the six or twelve pack, that helped my hubby when he had to get checked. But I wasn't sympathetic with him, the jerk gave me an STD. Found out when I got pregnant.

 

[shy slave]

Graceanne
Now you know that husbands always give the best gifts lol

STD's are the gift that keeps on giving

Damn I still miss my ex ~ I must improve my aim lolol


Betticus
Maybe next time yu want to use clamps on a poor slave cunt you will remember what it feels like to have objects prodding and poking you.

Heres a hug {{{{ }}}} hope your recovered, your poor cock has had a bad time it must really ned some TLC xx

 

[SkyBluAngelEyes]

Oh Betticus, I do feel for you.

We test all the kids that come in (Corrections) for STD's too, according to state law.

I've had to stand watch over the doc while he gives them the probe, and he's not a sadist.

Those big tough boys who are in for armed robbery and rape scream like little girls, so I'm sure it really does hurt.

Get a six pack, snug it up tight, and watch football.

 

[graceanne]

Graceanne
Now you know that husbands always give the best gifts lol

STD's are the gift that keeps on giving

LOL I was really pissed, since that's how I found out he'd cheated. Plus I was extreemly embarrased. My OB is pretty snobby, and I could just imagine what she was thinking. Plus I had to get a shot, and I'm a shot o phobe. I have to close my eyes and meditate whenever I get blood taken. I'm a regular chicken. *cluck cluck*

 

[Betticus]

Thanks for all the hugs. I have a ridiculously high tolerance for pain and having that thing shoved in there made me want to tapdance.

 

[graceanne]

LOL *mental picture of betticus tap dancing* LOL

And, frankly, when it's comes to men and their penis', even the ones with really high pain tolerances tend to get cranky about anything near there.

 

[Betticus]

We do tend to get a little concerned. It is our reason for living after all. Our cocks.

Like the quote from Full Metal Jacket. Or was it Apocolypse Now.... "If I'm gonna die for a word, my word is poontang"

I need my little man nice and healthy.

 

[Netzach]

Even *I* don't use Q tips.

*shudder*