Penis size problems

[clydemaxx]

Big and Small Penis stories

Women on Lit...what is the biggest and what is the smallest penis you have ever had? And what problems did it create?

 

[clydemaxx]

No funny stories or experiences about this subject matter?

 

[clydemaxx]

I thought this was a great topic...I have heard so many funny and interesting stories in person.

 

[Daizie]

I'm thinking.....can I get back to you?

 

[pleaz_me]

No funny stories or experiences about this subject matter?

Like the one where he's humping and humping then crawls off all satisfied... and I had to look at him and WTF?????????? You didn't even put it in!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then I looked down and realized I HAD felt him hard... all 1 1/2 inches of him

 

[clydemaxx]

Like the one where he's humping and humping then crawls off all satisfied... and I had to look at him and WTF?????????? You didn't even put it in!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then I looked down and realized I HAD felt him hard... all 1 1/2 inches of him

Exactly...those are the stories.

 

[pleaz_me]

Exactly...those are the stories.

Thank GOD I only have ONE of those stories! I learned my lesson after that!

 

[frostyred]

Once, I was with a guy whose dick was so big, I could barely even get the head in my mouth. Intimidating, to say the least. We didn't get any farther than some tongue, and finger action, since we were in a car, in a public spot.

 

[clydemaxx]

I'm thinking.....can I get back to you?

You must not have any stories on this subject, because if you did, you would know right away. So you are lucky.

 

[FrenchMustard]

First guy I slept with wasn't particularly long, but holy fuck he was huge. I played with him for a while, and he eventually talked me into the actual bending over. I was walking a little sillily for a week.

 

[clydemaxx]

Thank GOD I only have ONE of those stories! I learned my lesson after that!

For some reason women only have one story. I guess the odds of it happening twice is impossible. LOL

 

[clydemaxx]

A friend once told me, that when this guy whipped it out, it was like two inches hard, and he said, have you ever seen one this small. Being polite, she said she had, but she was thinking...yeah, on my four year old son.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Like the one where he's humping and humping then crawls off all satisfied... and I had to look at him and WTF?????????? You didn't even put it in!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then I looked down and realized I HAD felt him hard... all 1 1/2 inches of him

So, um, what did you say to him?

 

[pleaz_me]

So, um, what did you say to him?

I got dressed and walked out the door and asked him to lose my phone number



How are you MrMike?

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

I got dressed and walked out the door and asked him to lose my phone number



How are you MrMike?

Well, I've been through a bit of a rough time, but I'm back here again, anyway.
I see you've been a regular. Looks like you've been having fun

I feel sorry for that poor guy. Must be tough to be so small. (Not that I would know anything about that, of course). Might there not have been some other way that he could have provided you with some satisfaction?

Mike

P.s., thanks for the kiss.

 

[pleaz_me]

Well, I've been through a bit of a rough time, but I'm back here again, anyway.
I see you've been a regular. Looks like you've been having fun

I feel sorry for that poor guy. Must be tough to be so small. (Not that I would know anything about that, of course). Might there not have been some other way that he could have provided you with some satisfaction?

Mike

P.s., thanks for the kiss.

Sorry to hear you've had a rough time.... I've been through a bit of that myself *sighs*

It would have been different I guess if he had cared anything about my needs... but he took care of himself and was done... even had his pants back on before I realized WTF was going on

 

[Diamond_Girl]

Smallest... I never let him stick it in. However, we did do a bit of oral, and I was able to take his entire cock - hard - in my mouth without it even setting off my rather sensitive gag reflex. In that respect, it wasn't all bad.

Largest... Average in length, much wider than average, though. I tend to walk a bit funny for a few days after we've made love.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Sorry to hear you've had a rough time.... I've been through a bit of that myself *sighs*

It would have been different I guess if he had cared anything about my needs... but he took care of himself and was done... even had his pants back on before I realized WTF was going on

If I were with you, the last thing I would think of doing is putting my pants back on.

How old were you at the time?

 

[clydemaxx]

I always remember this story. I was with a friend, and we were in a restaurant. She sees this guy and tells me this story. When she was 18 she was stripping. Anyway she says she goes back to this one guy's house. When he unzips his fly, it is so big, that she gets scared and just runs out of the place, leaving him on the couch with his huge dick just hanging out. I just wonder how big it was to scare a stripper. And I just wonder what he must have been thinking, when a girl runs out of your place, without saying why and for no reason. LOL. He recognized her, but they didnt mention the incident.

 

[clydemaxx]

Come on...there has to be a million great stories on this subject.

I think I should have titled the thread better, to attract more people. Oh well.

 

[clydemaxx]

Does anyone know how to change a Lit title. I edited the title to more reflect what I want this thread to be, but it would not change on the main list.

 

[done_got_old]

Here's a story for you......

I was just out of college and on my own. I met this great guy through friends. He wined and dined me. Expensive restaurants, concerts, the works. After a month or so our relationship moved to the next level. We were at my apartment steaming up the windows. I was totally naked but he still had his pants on. Well when he took off his pants and briefs and unfolded that thing, I told him to get dressed and leave. I didn't measure it, but I knew it would go in one end and come out of my mouth. He pleaded with me and promised he wouldn't put the whole thing in......I knew that. It wouldn't fit.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

GR8 story

Here's a story for you......

I was just out of college and on my own. I met this great guy through friends. He wined and dined me. Expensive restaurants, concerts, the works. After a month or so our relationship moved to the next level. We were at my apartment steaming up the windows. I was totally naked but he still had his pants on. Well when he took off his pants and briefs and unfolded that thing, I told him to get dressed and leave. I didn't measure it, but I knew it would go in one end and come out of my mouth. He pleaded with me and promised he wouldn't put the whole thing in......I knew that. It wouldn't fit.

Hello erotic one.
I'm back

 

[clydemaxx]

Here's a story for you......

I was just out of college and on my own. I met this great guy through friends. He wined and dined me. Expensive restaurants, concerts, the works. After a month or so our relationship moved to the next level. We were at my apartment steaming up the windows. I was totally naked but he still had his pants on. Well when he took off his pants and briefs and unfolded that thing, I told him to get dressed and leave. I didn't measure it, but I knew it would go in one end and come out of my mouth. He pleaded with me and promised he wouldn't put the whole thing in......I knew that. It wouldn't fit.

Great story...but I am sure it could have fit if you tried. LOL

 

[clydemaxx]

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