Penis Preference Questionnaire

[Bbl87]

Doesn't everyone keep calipers in their nightstand?

Apparently nobody besides me and you?

 

[Mtnmike]

Doesn't everyone keep calipers in their nightstand?

That's funny. Serious question though, you listen diameter in your post, but everyone always says girth, so how is a man really suppose to measure thickness? I admit to doing it year's ago and I used one of those clothes measuring tapes, just curious.

 

[Bbl87]

That's funny. Serious question though, you listen diameter in your post, but everyone always says girth, so how is a man really suppose to measure thickness? I admit to doing it year's ago and I used one of those clothes measuring tapes, just curious.

Well, for thickness calipers is what I use actually. For girth I use the clothes measuring tape. IMO, girth is a more "complete" measurement as most penises (at least none that I've seen) are perfectly round. Speaking for myself, mine is wider than it is tall.

 

[Mtnmike]

Well, for thickness calipers is what I use actually. For girth I use the clothes measuring tape. IMO, girth is a more "complete" measurement as most penises (at least none that I've seen) are perfectly round. Speaking for myself, mine is wider than it is tall.

Thanks, yes mine is the same, I think lol, never thought of using calipers. It's just sometimes I see people say it's 1" or 4" etc & I was confused how they were measuring them.Also I never measured at the base because it didn't seem right since you can't really get it into her, so wonder if that's what some are measuring to make em sound larger?

 

[Escierto]

Doesn't everyone keep calipers in their nightstand?

The one time that I measured my girlfriend’s cock I used my phone and then figured out the inches from that. I have never measured her girth but it’s decent from looking at it. Not skinny and not too fat. A really nice cock.

 

[EStaccato]

Well, for thickness calipers is what I use actually. For girth I use the clothes measuring tape. IMO, girth is a more "complete" measurement as most penises (at least none that I've seen) are perfectly round. Speaking for myself, mine is wider than it is tall.

Jesus

 

[Bbl87]

Jesus

The wider than tall thing? I wasn't saying wider than the length if that's what it sounded like. Just saying head on view its bigger left to right than it is top to bottom.

Though, my girth is equal to my length.

 

[Mtnmike]

Jesus

I'm sorry, I was just curious that's all, did mean to make a big deal of it, my apologies.

 

[EStaccato]

I'm sorry, I was just curious that's all, did mean to make a big deal of it, my apologies.

HAHAHA! No, no, no. I was just thinking... that's substantial. I wasn't making fun. This is a penis size thread. You SHOULD be talking about it.

Can you believe, I was standing there brushing my teeth, and in my mind, I'm going: "But is girth really the best indicator of size if the detail of interest is comfort? I would think diameter to be more of an indicator given that diameter would be taken at the widest point, but that's only true if deformations are uniform... Do any of my points of insertion deform uniformly? My anus will deform non-uniformly, so a circumferential measurement would be the better option. And my vagina... well, I don't care, because I don't really want anything in there anyway... I'm convinced. Girth is the better measurement. But if all you have are calipers, diameter will get the job done..."

Apparently I had a look in my eye, because my husband asked me what I was thinking about. I said, "Geometry."

He nodded, patted my bottom, and went to bed.

 

[Mtnmike]

HAHAHA! No, no, no. I was just thinking... that's substantial. I wasn't making fun. This is a penis size thread. You SHOULD be talking about it.

Can you believe, I was standing there brushing my teeth, and in my mind, I'm going: "But is girth really the best indicator of size if the detail of interest is comfort? I would think diameter to be more of an indicator given that diameter would be taken at the widest point, but that's only true if deformations are uniform... Do any of my points of insertion deform uniformly? My anus will deform non-uniformly, so a circumferential measurement would be the better option. And my vagina... well, I don't care, because I don't really want anything in there anyway... I'm convinced. Girth is the better measurement. But if all you have are calipers, diameter will get the job done..."

Apparently I had a look in my eye, because my husband asked me what I was thinking about. I said, "Geometry."

He nodded, patted my bottom, and went to bed.

Thank You, your reply to him is hilarious, I needed a good laugh.

 

[EStaccato]

Thank You, your reply to him is hilarious, I needed a good laugh.

My husband is brilliant, but fundamentals and theory after 8pm shuts him right the fuck down.

 

[Bbl87]

HAHAHA! No, no, no. I was just thinking... that's substantial. I wasn't making fun. This is a penis size thread. You SHOULD be talking about it.

Can you believe, I was standing there brushing my teeth, and in my mind, I'm going: "But is girth really the best indicator of size if the detail of interest is comfort? I would think diameter to be more of an indicator given that diameter would be taken at the widest point, but that's only true if deformations are uniform... Do any of my points of insertion deform uniformly? My anus will deform non-uniformly, so a circumferential measurement would be the better option. And my vagina... well, I don't care, because I don't really want anything in there anyway... I'm convinced. Girth is the better measurement. But if all you have are calipers, diameter will get the job done..."

Apparently I had a look in my eye, because my husband asked me what I was thinking about. I said, "Geometry."

He nodded, patted my bottom, and went to bed.

I for one love the detailed explanation of your reasoning.

 

[EStaccato]

I for one love the detailed explanation of your reasoning.

You're welcome to use it if you're editing the wikipedia entry.

 

[curiouschattycouple]

1. How many different men have you been with sexually? Only 3
2. What is the largest penis you’ve ever been with? 7+"
3. What is the smallest penis you’ve ever been with? 4"
4. Have you been with circumcised and uncircumcised? Do you have a preference? If so, why? All uncircumcised
5. Describe the penis of the best lover you have been with. What made them better than the rest? Husband - average size, but the effort and romantic connection makes it better than boyfriends.
6. How do you prefer a guy’s pubic hair? Trimmed.
7. What was your initially feelings toward seeing a penis for the first time? How have those changed over time? Dicks are kinda ugly, and I still think so. It's function over form with a man's body.
8. Have you been with men of different races? If so, did you notice any difference in their penises? Nope.
9. Do you have penis shaped toys that you use for self pleasure? How do they compare to the guys you are usually with? Some dildos, all longer/thicker than average/hubby
10. When you are having sex, how much attention do you give a guy’s penis with your hands and mouth? Has that changed any over time? I used to do more blowjobs especially when dating, now I just can't be bothered most of the time, thankfully hubby loves hand jobs. I need to be very excited to be into a blowjob.
11. If you are married, how does your husband’s penis compare to your previous lovers? Does he know the details about any of your former lovers? He is the middle size of the three. The larger one from my first boyfriend was almost my perfect penis, but connected to the wrong guy. Hubs knows, and he is the one who bought me the dildos all larger than him.

 

[FunCpl931]

1. How many different men have you been with sexually? 100+ never really kept count.
2. What is the largest penis you’ve ever been with? 12", it was huge
3. What is the smallest penis you’ve ever been with? 6"
4. Have you been with circumcised and uncircumcised? Do you have a preference? If so, why? yes, prefer circumcised. The extra foreskin is a distraction. I like a pronounced crown to play with.
5. Describe the penis of the best lover you have been with. What made them better than the rest? 8ish" and nicely thick. It is more the lover, he knows how to use it.
6. How do you prefer a guy’s pubic hair? trimmed and shaved smooth on cock and balls.
7. What was your initially feelings toward seeing a penis for the first time? How have those changed over time? Excitement, hasn't really changed.
8. Have you been with men of different races? If so, did you notice any difference in their penises? May different ones. Not really.
9. Do you have penis shaped toys that you use for self pleasure? How do they compare to the guys you are usually with? I do. nothing replaces the real thing.
10. When you are having sex, how much attention do you give a guy’s penis with your hands and mouth? Has that changed any over time? A lot. I love sucking cock.
11. If you are married, how does your husband’s penis compare to your previous lovers? Does he know the details about any of your former lovers? I am married. He knows everything.

 

[YourPrincessKatie]

Meant primarily for women, but men can answer too. I know most of us don’t take a ruler to a guy, so estimate the questions on size.

1. How many different men have you been with sexually? Penetrative sex? probably 50? Oral - closer to 100
2. What is the largest penis you’ve ever been with? If I had to guess 9-10"
3. What is the smallest penis you’ve ever been with? 3-4"
4. Have you been with circumcised and uncircumcised? Do you have a preference? If so, why? most of the men i've slept with have been circumsized so I guess that's my preference by default.
5. Describe the penis of the best lover you have been with. What made them better than the rest? The actual penis had nothing to do with my best lover. It's a matter of confidence, attitude, and skill
6. How do you prefer a guy’s pubic hair? Trim and clean
7. What was your initially feelings toward seeing a penis for the first time? How have those changed over time? I honestly thought it was sort of hilarious looking. But i had only been sexually active with women prior. I have come to appreciate the form over time
8. Have you been with men of different races? If so, did you notice any difference in their penises? Yes and not really. Despite what porn tells you, distributions across populations are distributions and averages for a reason
9. Do you have penis shaped toys that you use for self pleasure? How do they compare to the guys you are usually with? Yes. and different the best part about toys is you can buy the exact firmness, length, girth, etc that you want
10. When you are having sex, how much attention do you give a guy’s penis with your hands and mouth? Has that changed any over time? Absolutely and it probably has changed a little bit at least - when i was young I probably got into it too quickly. i've learned to savor the foreplay
11. If you are married, how does your husband’s penis compare to your previous lovers? Does he know the details about any of your former lovers? I'm divorced. My ex had a great dick to be honest and yes...he knew all about my past.

 

[savmitch1038]

1. 100+
2. 12" and thick like my forearm. Very rare. Enjoyable as he was very careful, but not for every day.
3. 4.5"
4. Both. No strong preference. I do like the look of a nice penis but whether circumcised or not isn't a main factor in that.
5. I find it hard to define "best" as I don't see it as a linear thing. I enjoy sexual variety and want different things at different times. However, my consistently favourite lover is about 8" with nice girth. He touches all the places I like and the girth optimizes clitoral stimulation. And once I get fully stimulated he is the ideal size for a good hard/vigorous fuck (a larger man has to take it a bit more easy).
6. I like his cock and balls groomed. Whether it is fully shaved or simply effectively groomed doesn't matter, but full "wild" is not preferred. That said limit the grooming to the cock and balls.
7. Curiosity and a desire to sort of play with it to see how it worked. He was a nice guy and average size - a good way to start, although I would have preferred he not be quite so anxious to get down to business, lol. I am still sort of that way. There are times when it is hot and heavy, but I value the ability to keep it light and airy with a bit of humour.
8. Yes I have been with multiple races. I don't notice much difference in their penises. I suspect that if I took a statistical sample the stereotypes would be true but only to a very small degree. There are big, small and average sized guys in every race. I think other physical features and proportions are much better predictors of cock size.
9. I don't typically use penis shaped toys. If I want to self-stimulate I use my fingers or a vibrator (wand). The dildos I do have are 7"-8" and no substitute for the real thing of any size.
10. Varies according to the circumstance - anywhere from a little for a quickie to endless attention if that is what we are into. I have become more comfortable with myself sexually over time so there is less of a rush to get to the deed and a greater willingness to take it slow and playful.
11. He is a bit above average per the statistics but a bit below average for my sample of past and current lovers. He knows quite a bit about my past and current lovers, but I don't tell him every last detail.

PW, that is sexy as hell!

 

[dicknjane]

I think many of the women need to take a better look at a ruler, or they are a fucking the same 10 or twelve guys in the world with a 12" penis. Maybe some you have the centimeter and inch confused.

 

[BongoGal]

9. Do you have penis shaped toys that you use for self pleasure? How do they compare to the guys you are usually with?

I have a dildo and a vibrator that are roughly penis-shaped. I chose them because they are relatively small. Why small? Well, I don't want to be having sex with a guy and think about how my sex toys fill me more.

 

[ShaneoD]

I have a dildo and a vibrator that are roughly penis-shaped. I chose them because they are relatively small. Why small? Well, I don't want to be having sex with a guy and think about how my sex toys fill me more.

I wish more politicians had this attitude, looking out for the little guy

 

[GoingBackToBed]

I have a dildo and a vibrator that are roughly penis-shaped. I chose them because they are relatively small. Why small? Well, I don't want to be having sex with a guy and think about how my sex toys fill me more.

Why answer 1 question? It's a questionnaire.

 

[cubbyfire04]

Meant primarily for women, but men can answer too. I know most of us don’t take a ruler to a guy, so estimate the questions on size.

1. How many different men have you been with sexually? 15?
2. What is the largest penis you’ve ever been with? 9"ish
3. What is the smallest penis you’ve ever been with? 4"ish
4. Have you been with circumcised and uncircumcised? Do you have a preference? If so, why? Both. No preference.
5. Describe the penis of the best lover you have been with. What made them better than the rest? 5" and fairly thick. He hit my p-spot perfectly and could always make me cum without touching my cock. He could also fuck hard without ruining my day after.
6. How do you prefer a guy’s pubic hair? No preference.
7. What was your initially feelings toward seeing a penis for the first time? How have those changed over time? Very nervous. Now I just get excited.
8. Have you been with men of different races? If so, did you notice any difference in their penises? Yes. I've been with 3 black men, and one was the largest penis I've ever had (or seen in person) and one was the smallest penis I've ever had.
9. Do you have penis shaped toys that you use for self pleasure? How do they compare to the guys you are usually with? More than I can count. They're generally much larger than any human being alive .
10. When you are having sex, how much attention do you give a guy’s penis with your hands and mouth? Has that changed any over time? Quite a bit. But, I've gotten seemingly worse at sucking cock as I get older. I think it's because I'm just ready to get on with the fucking.
11. If you are married, how does your husband’s penis compare to your previous lovers? Does he know the details about any of your former lovers? My wife doesn't have a penis, but her strap-on collection dwarfs every man I've ever been with lol. And she knows about all of the men I've been with in the past.

 

[Subsy]

Doesn't everyone keep calipers in their nightstand?

I prefer girthy cock and recently enjoyed a nice fat one about 5“ long. He wrapped his hands around and pulled my mouth hard into his groin…..his moans went from staccato to rapturous purr. When his orgasm burst his lovely cock gushed spurts deep into my mouth and throat. Swallowing was such gratifying pleasure.

 

[gtnlynn]

I let my wife complete it.
1. How many different men have you been with sexually? 15
2. What is the largest penis you’ve ever been with? about 8 inches and very thick
3. What is the smallest penis you’ve ever been with? 3 or 4 inches
4. Have you been with circumcised and uncircumcised? Do you have a preference? If so, why? Only circumcised
5. Describe the penis of the best lover you have been with. What made them better than the rest? 6 inches, thick, he knew how to keep contact with my clit and make me cum
6. How do you prefer a guy’s pubic hair? trimmed, but not shaved
7. What was your initially feelings toward seeing a penis for the first time? How have those changed over time? I have a twin brother, so I saw his grow. I don't remember any feelings.
8. Have you been with men of different races? If so, did you notice any difference in their penises? Not different races, but I was with an older Russian man whose technique was different.
9. Do you have penis shaped toys that you use for self pleasure? How do they compare to the guys you are usually with? Yes,I like a real cock much better
10. When you are having sex, how much attention do you give a guy’s penis with your hands and mouth? Has that changed any over time? I gave a lot of hand jobs in college and don't do that much now. I sucked only one cock in college just a few times. Now I suck cock almost every time I have sex.
11. If you are married, how does your husband’s penis compare to your previous lovers? Does he know the details about any of your former lovers? He knows all about all of my previous lovers. He is not the biggest. He is average in length, but thicker than average.

 

[lil_jenni]

1. How many different men have you been with sexually? 100+ vaginal, 150+ oral only, and a handful anal only if I remember right from my party days.
2. What is the largest penis you’ve ever been with? Probably 10 or 11 inches long, maybe 12 -- never measured. And the thickest was about as big around as a my forearm.

3. What is the smallest penis you’ve ever been with? 4" or so length. The skinniest was about as big around as two of my fingers, but it was also over six inches long.
4. Have you been with circumcised and uncircumcised? Do you have a preference? If so, why? I've been with both, and prefer circumcised but it's not a big deal.
5. Describe the penis of the best lover you have been with. What made them better than the rest? My husband. His cock is average length but thick and veiny... But that's not what makes him the best lover, or a fantastic husband.

6. How do you prefer a guy’s pubic hair? Trimmed but not shaved.
7. What was your initially feelings toward seeing a penis for the first time? How have those changed over time? I was weirded out by the first one, but there was a lot of shit going on and pressure. I enjoyed the second one... And most thereafter.

8. Have you been with men of different races? If so, did you notice any difference in their penises? Yes, and seems to me about the same range across races.

9. Do you have penis shaped toys that you use for self pleasure? How do they compare to the guys you are usually with? I do, and I prefer my husband. But that's because he's attached to it and knows what he's doing.

10. When you are having sex, how much attention do you give a guy’s penis with your hands and mouth? Has that changed any over time? I'm very oral, sucking and licking, and I also like to stroke it with my fingers. So, a lot. And that's always been true, but Hubby gets more prolonged sessions than most guys before him did.

11. If you are married, how does your husband’s penis compare to your previous lovers? Does he know the details about any of your former lovers? Love his cock. If it's the last one I ever suck or fuck, I'll be okay with it. Like I said above, it's average length but thick -- perfect for me. And yeah, he knows the details of my past lovers.