Penis or pussy?

[XXplorher]

Which works better on a foggy day? (asking cuz I'm un-sober (again) on a foggy day........).

Ok, the real question is: Penis or pussy? And why?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Pussy, of course. Penises are very nice, but they aren't litter box trained, can't catch mice, and you can't send them to the pound when they destroy your drapes, claw up your couch, or ruin your shoes.

 

[iann666]

PENIS

Coz the penis mightier than the sword

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Why do we have to choose?

I say penis and pussy. I dream of a world where penises and pussies will join hands (metaphorically of course) and sing cheesy 60's anthems together.

Call me a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.

 

[XXplorher]

Pussy, of course. Penises are very nice, but they aren't litter box trained,

,,,,,,,,,,,,,, but I always put the lid down…………

I have a well trained penis. What's more - it's trainable. You = D

 

[XXplorher]

insert 60s tune here........

(penis proved it's way over - in - viiii-ett-fuckin-NAM!)


Penis is mighty. And it serves a good meal. Next?........
(please someone mention my draining urge for sweaty labia......)

 

[iann666]

Xxplorher

has a draining urge for sweaty labia

 

[XXplorher]

yes.


Does this mean penis is winning?

(Hurry up, the sun is comin on and I'm getting tired fo Joe Satriani..... do I have to get a life before this question is answred.

Persish the thought.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I liked penises as well. A great deal in fact. But all in all, I'd rather have a cat for a pet. You can understand that, can't you? Penises have far more maintenance if you turn them into pets. I'd prefer to fuck them.

 

[shyybabe]

I'm with Oliver

On a dark foggy day its much more fun to have both a penis and pussy together to play. When left alone, boredom sets in very quickly.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Re: PENIS

Coz the penis mightier than the sword

Also, they are alot smaller then a sword.


'Is that a dirk in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

 

[iann666]

ok gillie

But I have seen some very small swords lol

 

[Marxist]

There are many screws but only one hole.

 

[iann666]

how about

a rawlplug device for gaping vaginas

 

[ReallyOldLady]

Hhhmmm.. the only gaping vaginas I remember seeing have been almost to the point of crowning.

Of course, this is only the ones I have seen. I would bet it is not commonplace though.

 

[SexKittyPurr]

I know my vagina works rain or shine, hot or cold!

Speaking of which, I could use a nice throbbing, cock cock to spill it's love potion in my love canal right about now. I gave my boyfriend (ex now) the boot last week and I'm already going into withdrawel!

Can anyone help a poor, little, girl like me?

 

[Marxist]

Hey Sexy,

Have you seen the cock Ian's toting around? My lord that thing's gonna eat him if he's not careful. Maybe he could be of use.

 

[Skitten]

I'd have to say penis on this end there are so many more things to do with them and ohh the anticipation of finding out new things and they definetely need more and more attention.

 

[MissTaken]

Okay, I have thought long and hard about this thread!

And, I can see pro's and con's both ways.

My vote goes for "Other"

My vibrator, fondly named "Old Reliable", and a 12 pack batteries
works rain or shine!

 

[iann666]

trained to perfection

Hey Sexy,

Have you seen the cock Ian's toting around? My lord that thing's gonna eat him if he's not careful. Maybe he could be of use.

Good One Marxist but I have spent many happy hours taking that cock in hand to ensure its utter obedience

 

[MissTaken]

Re: trained to perfection

Good One Marxist but I have spent many happy hours taking that cock in hand to ensure its utter obedience

Well, as they say...

a cock in the hand is worth two in the bush!

:O

Oh. that's birds!

Yep. That is a bird in that av!

 

[iann666]

Re: Re: trained to perfection

Well, as they say...

a cock in the hand is worth two in the bush!

:O

Oh. that's birds!

Yep. That is a bird in that av! [/QUOTE
Or it could be a cock in the bush is worth two in the hand

 

[MissTaken]

Re: Re: Re: trained to perfection

Well, as they say...

a cock in the hand is worth two in the bush!

:O

Oh. that's birds!

Yep. That is a bird in that av! [/QUOTE
Or it could be a cock in the bush is worth two in the hand

Or maybe a hand in the bush is worth two on the cock!

 

[iann666]

Swap

swap you two cocks for a bush

 

[XXplorher]

Penises have far more maintenance if you turn them into pets. I'd prefer to fuck them.

Which - the penis or the pet? ; )