Penis Name

This thread is so entertaining.

My bits have no names.

Well that is a void that should be filled! After all, if you name it, you can tame it...

Although, truth be told i've only commonly heard of penii being named. They lend themselves to personification in that they at times can seem to be sentient beimgs in their own right....allbeit stupid, barely sentient beings to be sure. Why else would they have helmets?
 
Back
Top