Penis Name

[FloridaSmoothie]

Have never seen this thread, although it may be part of Lit forum history.

Men, if you have a special name for your penis, what is it? Not talking about common slang terms, like Johnson or Rod.

For example, mine is Bubba. It was the screen name I used when I met my wife online many years ago. (The name for her stuff is the screen name she was using then.)

 

[armhammer]

interesting

Mine is called Thor. Hence the name armhammer.

 

[FloridaSmoothie]

Good one, a little Norse mythology. Classy.

 

[Satellite15]

Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

Seems to be the perfect quote from a move for this thread. Personally, I don't have a name for mine, but now I'm probably gonna be whiling away the dull moments of the next few days trying to think of one.

 

[FloridaSmoothie]

Hum, we just call my balls the boys. Maybe we are short (pun not intended) changing them. Something to think about during the holidays.

 

[shesnotcheating]

Tiny

 

[SailorJerry]

"The Admiral" - it was a joke that kinda stuck.

 

[Shadow Thief]

Dick Justice.

 

[ficklefun]

Mr. Johnson

 

[TomBoner]

A guy walks into a bar and after only taking 2 steps in, he realizes that it's a gay bar. He decides to proceed because he really needs a drink. A gay waiter approaches and asks: "What's the name of your penis?"

The customers says: "Look, I'm just not into that kind of stuff. All I want is a cold beer."

The gay waiter says: "I'm sorry but house rules dictate that I cannot serve you until you tell me the name of your penis."

The customer says to the gay waiter: "All right....I will but first tell me the name of your penis."

The gay waiter says: "NIKE...you know, 'JUST DO IT!"

The customer thinks for a moment and then says: The name of my penis is 'SECRET'.

The waiter is puzzled and asks: "SECRET? What does that mean?" The customer says: You know, SECRET.....STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!"

 

[klippert]

Little buddy..... hehe.

 

[Jackotheshadows]

Mr. Happy and the twins, although Staff of Molten Love works, too.

 

[Rolando2]

Dick

 

[PhxGizmo]

Rover

 

[nawtybone]

interesting thread indeed!

 

[amofiga]

the little soldier

 

[Tanstaafl001]

Rodney

In high school a gf gave me this little white stuffed gorilla (the kind that you put it's thumb in it's mouth) and it wore this shirt that said "Rodney needs love too". I of course removed the shirt, and put it on my penis, hence the name Rodney. And yes, Rodney still needs love too....

 

[NeonKnickers]

This is my favourite thread of the day!

 

[Metawampe]

The Governor!

 

[Chainzz]

Elvis .... for 10 minutes , I'm the king .

 

[prettykitty78]

while i dont have a penis i have named my breast eric and shawn.... eric-shawn

 

[Tanstaafl001]

while i dont have a penis i have named my breast eric and shawn.... eric-shawn

I named my girlfriend's breasts... The right one is Peaches, and the left one is Lucifer, because he's always mocking me...

 

[GigaPanda]

ugh gawds...penis names?

seriously?
it's a penis, I call it my penis...it's a part of me not a pet dog lol

ok, ok, if I DID give it a name, it would be Tiger! pur like a kitty-cat, bite like a large wild eastern hemisphere feline!

 

[thesweetsweetness]

I call hubby's penis George and my vagina is Fay. My breasts are Bim and Bo. I'm not sure which is which, they don't care either as long as you treat them equally.

 

[Farrah]

This is ridiculously silly, but we call my guy's member The Unsub. And my lady bits are referred to as The Hideout. You know, for the unsub on the run. We were watching Criminal Minds and joking about how often they use the term Unsub, and somehow his cock received the nickname. Probably because I refer to it way too much in everyday conversation. Yeah, I said it was silly.