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Originally posted by cyberski
no no sweetie it should be
shouldn't it? 
Penis Measurements
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no no sweetie it should be
shouldn't it? 
Bobmi357
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I feel for the guys with the 7-8 inch schlongs.... you might think its the best tool in the world.
But as us smaller guys will tell ya, one advantage of being smaller is...
My wife doesn't gag when she deep throats me.
As for how big? Dunno, I've never measured it, nor have I cared to. I know I'm average. If size is a measure of performance, then my wife's screams of pleasure would break windows if I were any bigger.
But as us smaller guys will tell ya, one advantage of being smaller is...
My wife doesn't gag when she deep throats me.
As for how big? Dunno, I've never measured it, nor have I cared to. I know I'm average. If size is a measure of performance, then my wife's screams of pleasure would break windows if I were any bigger.
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Originally posted by Bobmi357
I feel for the guys with the 7-8 inch schlongs.... you might think its the best tool in the world.
But as us smaller guys will tell ya, one advantage of being smaller is...
My wife doesn't gag when she deep throats me.
As for how big? Dunno, I've never measured it, nor have I cared to. I know I'm average. If size is a measure of performance, then my wife's screams of pleasure would break windows if I were any bigger.
See that's why I like you Bob...got your head on straight...and you know which one I mean.
I agree...couldn't tell you the measurement of any guy I've been with...what mattered was who the cock was attached to and how he made me feel.
As for your wife not gagging...same benefit of size for anal
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warrior queen said:yippee!!
a secure man!!!
your wife is as lucky as all heck to have you.
Aawww shucks! You guys are going to make me blush!
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wicked woman said:As for your wife not gagging...same benefit of size for anal
I totally agree. Some times my cock is uncomfortable for her during anal. I can't imagine what it would be like to try it with a horse-sized dick. ouch!
Re: GODDAMN!
woo hoo! I'm slightly above average!
I also don't get why someone would bother to measure it in a "flaccid" state. Some guys "grow", others don't. In normal operation and especially when its cold, my little guy shrinks like a frightened turtle.
Of course, if you're really concerned, theres always that new encyte "enhancement" stuff thats got commercials on every friggin channel nowadays.
phoenix1224 said:For the last time... According to 'Men's Health Magazine', the 'average man' when erect is 5.03 inches long and 5.14 inches around... If you're bigger than that, you're 'above average'...
And who cares about flaccid legth and thickness?... You can't DO anything with it...
woo hoo! I'm slightly above average!
I also don't get why someone would bother to measure it in a "flaccid" state. Some guys "grow", others don't. In normal operation and especially when its cold, my little guy shrinks like a frightened turtle.
Of course, if you're really concerned, theres always that new encyte "enhancement" stuff thats got commercials on every friggin channel nowadays.
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Alright this is killing me..
The Jeff Foxworth line is..
It's not the size of the boat, but the Motion of the Ocean..
That may be true, but have you ever tried to get to England in a rowboat..
And for the record, 9" x 2" ish..
Enough to keep my girlfriend happy, but nothing that a good candle lit room, and message, and a few well placed kisses won't replace..
Remember guys woman like the mushy stuff..
The Jeff Foxworth line is..
It's not the size of the boat, but the Motion of the Ocean..
That may be true, but have you ever tried to get to England in a rowboat..
And for the record, 9" x 2" ish..
Enough to keep my girlfriend happy, but nothing that a good candle lit room, and message, and a few well placed kisses won't replace..
Remember guys woman like the mushy stuff..
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To slooooow......http://cyberski.walagata.com/smilie_tonguelicking.gifwicked woman said:no no sweetie it should be
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A study by Lifestyles Condom Co. shows that the average length of a male sex organ is 5.877 inches — which might comfort men who previously thought they were less than average.
"The Kinsey Sex Report and other penis size surveys have indicated that the length of the penis is 6.2 to 6.4 inches," says Simon Joseph, a spokesman for Lifestyles. "Our results show that about three-quarters of men fall under the average quoted by Kinsey."
"A half-inch or less might not have anything to do with how you perform sexually, but it might make a difference in how you feel about yourself."
According to the survey, about two-thirds of the 300 college-aged men ranged from between 5.1 and 6.2 inches.
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According to the study, the average erect penis had a girth of 4.972 inches. About 75 percent of men were between 4.5 and 5.5 inches.
"We already have a larger condom," says Carrozza. "What our research shows is that 17 percent of erections measured under 4.5 inches (editor's note: 4.5 inches girth), and there might be a market for that."
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It is fair to say that in all cases, where medical staff has measured erect penis size, the average length has been below 6 inches and in every case where the surveys rely on self-measurement and voluntary reporting the average leaps over six inches. Interestingly average girth remains around 5 inches in all surveys.
Using the figure of 5.877 inches from the LifeStyles Condoms Average Penis Size Survey it appears that men on average exaggerate their penis length by a quarter to a half an inch when they are permitted to measure and report their own size.
The results do show that the difference between small penises, average penis size and large penises is not so great as folklore might have us believe.
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A study by Lifestyles Condom Co. shows that the average length of a male sex organ is 5.877 inches — which might comfort men who previously thought they were less than average.
"The Kinsey Sex Report and other penis size surveys have indicated that the length of the penis is 6.2 to 6.4 inches," says Simon Joseph, a spokesman for Lifestyles. "Our results show that about three-quarters of men fall under the average quoted by Kinsey."
"A half-inch or less might not have anything to do with how you perform sexually, but it might make a difference in how you feel about yourself."
According to the survey, about two-thirds of the 300 college-aged men ranged from between 5.1 and 6.2 inches.
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According to the study, the average erect penis had a girth of 4.972 inches. About 75 percent of men were between 4.5 and 5.5 inches.
"We already have a larger condom," says Carrozza. "What our research shows is that 17 percent of erections measured under 4.5 inches (editor's note: 4.5 inches girth), and there might be a market for that."
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{www.free-condom-stuff.com/fcs/html/penis-average-size.html}
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It is fair to say that in all cases, where medical staff has measured erect penis size, the average length has been below 6 inches and in every case where the surveys rely on self-measurement and voluntary reporting the average leaps over six inches. Interestingly average girth remains around 5 inches in all surveys.
Using the figure of 5.877 inches from the LifeStyles Condoms Average Penis Size Survey it appears that men on average exaggerate their penis length by a quarter to a half an inch when they are permitted to measure and report their own size.
The results do show that the difference between small penises, average penis size and large penises is not so great as folklore might have us believe.
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http://www.edu.uni-klu.ac.at/~amiklaut/dr_nick/answer19.htm
I'm still amazed at how all these dudes that are in the 1/3 & 1/10th of one percent of the entire population, and yet they can all manager to all show up here at Lit and post about there huge weenskis
Simply amazing
I'm still amazed at how all these dudes that are in the 1/3 & 1/10th of one percent of the entire population, and yet they can all manager to all show up here at Lit and post about there huge weenskis
Simply amazing
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when a guy tells me he has a 'monster', i tend to equate it to his skill level....
basically, the he says it is, the less he knows how to use it!
except, of course, this one guy i met while working the bar....
we were in lockdown red alert for a cyclone, and he'd been bragging all night about his 14-incher.
eventually, i told him to 'put up, or shut up'.
so he did.
this man laid the biggest, angriest, purpl-est dick right on the bar!!!
i'd never seen anything so huge - or so bloody frightening - in all my life!
and i am not ashamed to admit that i ran from that thing!
poor guy, hadn't had a girlfriend in over 5 years because of it.
bigger is NOT always better.
basically, the he says it is, the less he knows how to use it!
except, of course, this one guy i met while working the bar....
we were in lockdown red alert for a cyclone, and he'd been bragging all night about his 14-incher.
eventually, i told him to 'put up, or shut up'.
so he did.
this man laid the biggest, angriest, purpl-est dick right on the bar!!!
i'd never seen anything so huge - or so bloody frightening - in all my life!
and i am not ashamed to admit that i ran from that thing!
poor guy, hadn't had a girlfriend in over 5 years because of it.
bigger is NOT always better.
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I don't think that anyone has stated or implied that having a larger than <n> size penis is any substitute for being a good lover, yet it seems to have been brought up as one of the first points.
Obviously being over or under a certain size doesn't make you a better person, better lover, spouse and doesn't let you ski any better either :-D
I think that with the wide range of penis size studies and their conflicting and inconsistent results its safe to say there really is no average penis size and no one study that will answer anyones question.
There are certain activities that you can not take part in easily or at all if you are above a certain size and there are others that you are naturally more suited for.
It seems to me like the natural response is either not to believe people or to dismiss it saying it doesn't matter anyway which in some cases is true and in others is not.
It was never my intention and I don't think anyone elses to imply a higher significance to size or that it makes you a better partner, man or human being.
It does not surprise me that it seems there is a higher than expected amount of people with a penis on the larger side on these forums, it is a natural gathering place for people interested in sexuality.
There are 8359 registered members of the forum, taking roughly 50% of them as female and 50% as male, 1% of that number (4179) is 41 male members that would fall into the top 1%
I understand part of the impatience with this thread is the sheer number of similar questions and the frequency in which they are asked but I think in the end everyone has just the same amount of right to ask questions they are curious about and people have the same right not to read the threads the annoy them.
I appologize if anyone is offended.
Obviously being over or under a certain size doesn't make you a better person, better lover, spouse and doesn't let you ski any better either :-D
I think that with the wide range of penis size studies and their conflicting and inconsistent results its safe to say there really is no average penis size and no one study that will answer anyones question.
There are certain activities that you can not take part in easily or at all if you are above a certain size and there are others that you are naturally more suited for.
It seems to me like the natural response is either not to believe people or to dismiss it saying it doesn't matter anyway which in some cases is true and in others is not.
It was never my intention and I don't think anyone elses to imply a higher significance to size or that it makes you a better partner, man or human being.
It does not surprise me that it seems there is a higher than expected amount of people with a penis on the larger side on these forums, it is a natural gathering place for people interested in sexuality.
There are 8359 registered members of the forum, taking roughly 50% of them as female and 50% as male, 1% of that number (4179) is 41 male members that would fall into the top 1%
I understand part of the impatience with this thread is the sheer number of similar questions and the frequency in which they are asked but I think in the end everyone has just the same amount of right to ask questions they are curious about and people have the same right not to read the threads the annoy them.
I appologize if anyone is offended.
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quickfoot said:
It might not help with skiing, but it might give you better control in the one man luge (we've established size doesn't matter for the two man luge).
With the lights off and a good amount of imagination, it doesn't matter the package, it's the attitude that is put behind the action.
One must always remember that to compensate for size, adjust position. You can please any woman, with a creative mind.. Doesn't require a Biggus Dickus..
One must always remember that to compensate for size, adjust position. You can please any woman, with a creative mind.. Doesn't require a Biggus Dickus..
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warrior queen said:
Even so there are quite a few men out there that would trade with him.
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Techniques for properly measuring a penis....
The techniques for properly measuring a penis require trained personnel. It is NOT recommended that you follow the procedure below, but merely posted herein for your entertainment and edification.
Penis Measuring Technique
Step 1: First Assemble the following equipment. It will be needed to proceed.
a) Duct Tape, by 3M, not some no-name brand crap.
b) One Knife, serraded if possible, Sharp as possible.
c) Iodine and Aspirin.
d) A scale, preferably in metric although english units is acceptable.
e) Measuring tape.
f) A vise, preferably with at least a 12 inch gripping surface area. 18 inch would be preferable.
Step 2: Lay flat on a table with your pants off and grab the head of your penis and gently pull until you can feel the skin at the base of the penis starting to part. Grab the knife in your free hand and with a savage yell, slash downward at the base of your penis.
Step 3: Apply Iodine to the cut area, then duct tape. Apply additional duct tape if the area continues to bleed. Take aspirin for the pain.
Step 4: Allow ten minutes for the blood to drain from the detached penis. If it continues to drain you can opt to insert a fishhook in the end of the penis and hang it for 20 minutes allowing gravity to take effect. Do not leave the detached penis unattended around family pets!!
Step 5: Weigh penis and record the measurements. Feel free to write the weight in blood if you so desire.
Step 6: Insert penis in vise and gently squeeze until the width has been reduced to one half inch. You may need to repeat this process several times before the elasticity of the penis is finally overcome.
Step 7: Take flattened penis out of the vise and measure from apex to base. Reverse the tape and measure from base to apex, average the two measurements to ensure accuracy. Call for two independant witnesses to verify your findings.
Step 8: Now measure the width of the flattened penis, again have the independant witnesses verify your findings. You can also consult a psychic about this if you want. Record your data.
Step 9: Repeat steps 5 through 8 for the next four days, averaging your data across the entire time span, again to ensure accuracy.
You've now successfully managed to measure one of the few really stupid issues that will confront you in your life. But hey, at least you've done it and have hard numbers (pardon the pun) to prove it!
Next week.... Boobie measurements!
The techniques for properly measuring a penis require trained personnel. It is NOT recommended that you follow the procedure below, but merely posted herein for your entertainment and edification.
Penis Measuring Technique
Step 1: First Assemble the following equipment. It will be needed to proceed.
a) Duct Tape, by 3M, not some no-name brand crap.
b) One Knife, serraded if possible, Sharp as possible.
c) Iodine and Aspirin.
d) A scale, preferably in metric although english units is acceptable.
e) Measuring tape.
f) A vise, preferably with at least a 12 inch gripping surface area. 18 inch would be preferable.
Step 2: Lay flat on a table with your pants off and grab the head of your penis and gently pull until you can feel the skin at the base of the penis starting to part. Grab the knife in your free hand and with a savage yell, slash downward at the base of your penis.
Step 3: Apply Iodine to the cut area, then duct tape. Apply additional duct tape if the area continues to bleed. Take aspirin for the pain.
Step 4: Allow ten minutes for the blood to drain from the detached penis. If it continues to drain you can opt to insert a fishhook in the end of the penis and hang it for 20 minutes allowing gravity to take effect. Do not leave the detached penis unattended around family pets!!
Step 5: Weigh penis and record the measurements. Feel free to write the weight in blood if you so desire.
Step 6: Insert penis in vise and gently squeeze until the width has been reduced to one half inch. You may need to repeat this process several times before the elasticity of the penis is finally overcome.
Step 7: Take flattened penis out of the vise and measure from apex to base. Reverse the tape and measure from base to apex, average the two measurements to ensure accuracy. Call for two independant witnesses to verify your findings.
Step 8: Now measure the width of the flattened penis, again have the independant witnesses verify your findings. You can also consult a psychic about this if you want. Record your data.
Step 9: Repeat steps 5 through 8 for the next four days, averaging your data across the entire time span, again to ensure accuracy.
You've now successfully managed to measure one of the few really stupid issues that will confront you in your life. But hey, at least you've done it and have hard numbers (pardon the pun) to prove it!
Next week.... Boobie measurements!
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Re: GODDAMN!
Hmm..first time I have been above average since elementary art class..
phoenix1224 said:For the last time... According to 'Men's Health Magazine', the 'average man' when erect is 5.03 inches long and 5.14 inches around... If you're bigger than that, you're 'above average'...
And who cares about flaccid legth and thickness?... You can't DO anything with it...
Hmm..first time I have been above average since elementary art class..
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Cardinal said:
What he said!
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What next shall we measure, how about the human brain?
God, this thread has no point, who cares how big or small people are, it's more worthwhile watching grass grow.
Next measurement that should take place is of our common sense, in this size does matter
God, this thread has no point, who cares how big or small people are, it's more worthwhile watching grass grow.
Next measurement that should take place is of our common sense, in this size does matter
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Human Brain
IQ when flacid-----124
IQ when erect------78
IQ when flacid-----124
IQ when erect------78
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Re: Human Brain
Lol
Knew someone would catch on quickly
StevenWill said:
Lol
Knew someone would catch on quickly
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A good Penis Size site is www.lpsg.org if you are THAT interested.
