Penis inflation

purvis

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Penis inflation

Ever notice how the size of the male penis continues to grow in stories ? There was a time in the old days, the 1980s, if a guy had a 7 inch erect penis he would have been considered a super stud!

Now, if you are to believe the stories now days, anyone that "small" would be laughed out of bed!

It appears in most stories on this site the average penis is now ten inches long with the magic "foot long" considered the ultimate size. I would "guess" that not one guy in a 1,000 has a penis around this size.

But there are "giants" among us and I do know that God has a sence of humor in this regard!

I remember when I was in college a few years back I had a funny experience. I was in summer school and was living in a dorm. The bathrooms had stalls with a plastic curtain that covered the entrance. Thus, you could prevent others from seeing you; unless you were an exhibitionist.


Well, one day I saw the exhibitionist to end all exhibitionist! I was standing shaving at the sink. Another guy, about 6-5 and black was a member of our schools football team was also shaving at the sink. Then, this guy came out of the showers butt naked.

Let me give you an idea of this guy in your mind first. He was about 5-8 and wore thick black glasses. He was very slim and had straight black hair. Seeing him on the street; you could guess that he was going to Engineering school, which he was. If anyone had a look of a "classic" white guy geek it was him.

But, he had one "little" difference. He had the biggest penis that I had ever seen. And that is counting quite a few porno movies! I had always assumed that they had used special effects and trick photography in showing these guys with huge penises. But, he destroyed that theory that day!

You know that saying about a guy being hung down to his knees? Well, this guy was just about there! You may think that I am fibbing about this; but his penis hung down almost to his knees and looked as thick around as my wrist! The head of that monster looked to be as big as my fist! I know that you are not suppose to stare; but I could not keep my eyes off the sight in the mirror out of shear shock! That damn thing had to be every bit of a foot long. God only knows how big the guy was hard!

The black football player also saw the sight and almost cut himself shaving! He had a total look of shock on his face as well. I guess that both my theory on penis size and his on the size of the white man was blown out of the water that day!

I swear, he took at least 15 minutes to dry off! Prancing around butt naked as he did so. Well, I guess I could not blame him, I guess I would do the same thing! I always thought I should have taken a notepad and pencil and interviewed him! I was curious as hell about the stories he could tell! Once, while passing his room at night, I heard his girlfriend moaning and groaning! What I would pay for front roll seats to that!
 
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