morninggirl5
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Just like fake boobs, that looks obviously fake.
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horny_giraffe said:. A lot (I mean a lot) of guys have dicks that are three or four inches long when hard. I've even heard about the occasional 2 inch dick. Or maybe the women I know have some how happened to hit the wrong slice of the American Pie chart.
pagancowgirl said:
Really? I don't think since puberty hit that I've seen one that small... am I just absurdly blessed? I'm thinkin 5 is the smallest I've seen/had.

OUTSIDER said:
I'd like to be able to say I'm hung like a horse but the truth is I have the standard 6" model and no amount of wishing will ever change that........but hey I seem to be doing ok with my average so maybe it's not so bad after all![]()
pagancowgirl said:
There's a lot to be said for average. I've had two extremely large ones... very much like the one in an av around here... . One guy thought that because he was huge, he didn't need to be good at sex, that his size would out weigh any other short comings... sex with him was always painful. The other guy was a phenomenal lover who happened to have a huge cock. (TMI?)
I'd rather have an average guy who was good at what was goin on than an extremely well endowed one that was clueless.
Actually, estevie, you're right. 9.2" circumference (girth) is quite large. That calculates to 2.9" diameter or 7.4 cm. And considering that a woman dilates to 10 cm (3.93") for childbirth, methinks someone is being a tad optimistic in their proclamatin of the average size. I'd be far more inclined to believe 5"-7" girth (1.6"-2.2" diameter). Funny how men tend to do that!Originally posted by estevie
9.2 is the average??? wow...now that seems big! lol
well run and go measure...hurry...whisper it to me, I won't tell...its all in the name of research!![]()

I saw something similar on one of the Desmond Morris The Human Animal series. In this presentation, they showed three categories of spermatazoa which they termed swimmers, fighters and blockers.Originally posted by Shy Tall Guy
Males also can and do unconciously "tune" the amount and type of sperm depending on how long it has been since they last had instercourse with their mate; the amount can be and is increased to combat the possibility that their mate was unfaithful, thereby overwhelming another male's sperm. The male can also release "attack sperm" whose purpose is to attack foriegn sperm rather than to fertilize the egg.
lillend said:I had a boyfriend once that was really impressed with his penis size and his endurance. He was definately the worst of the lovers I have had. First off he wasn't that big. I never measured, but I knew it wasn't that long, though it was a little thicker than average. It was still over all a normal sized penis, but he thought it was HUGE! He talked about it all the time. Would tell me he hoped he didn't hurt me then he'd purposely hurt me during sex and excuse himself cuz he was "so big". I got fed up woth his crap and told him I'd had bigger.
He also thought that the only purpose in sex was to be able to last for hours. The sex was totally boring and by the time he was done I was sore cuz I was completely dry! Definately the worst sex I ever had to date.
I think size might matter a little, but not much. I think that good sex has more to do with the desire to please your partner. If you are making sure your partner enjoys the sex, then the sex is going to be good. All good lovers need do is comunicate and pay close attention to their partners desires and what feels good to their partner.
Just my ever so humble opinion![]()
Pan718 said:
And I do hope you women will look with fresh eyes on your lump of a husband, boyfriend, or brother as they waste half of Thanksgiving Day on the couch watching the Detroit Lions get smeared by whomever they play ; )
lilminx said:
OMG- that looks painful- could you imagine trying to take that thing up the butt?![]()
StondTmplPilot said:
OUCH!
BTW it will be the Green Bay Packers, and WE WILL KICK THEIR ASSES!!!!!![]()
Hey, one can dream can't he?
pagancowgirl said:
I try.Care to make mine?
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