Penis Appreciation Day?

[jethrobodeen]

My DW told me this morning she heard on the radio, that today is PENIS APPRECIATION DAY! I asked her where the hell does she think she's going? Awww, crap late for work..........

To think I used to hate Hallmark holidays!

-JB

 

[silverwhisper]

that's downright wacky. i mean, really: isn't every day penis appreciation day as far as us guys are concerned?

ed

 

[Cockyfox]

(ed, put the KY down!)
How exactly is this "appreciate-the-penis" supposed to work? Is there something special I have yet to hear about?

 

[silverwhisper]

put it down? like hell!

if you have to ask the question, CF...

[shakes head sadly]



ed

 

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[Cockyfox]

if you have to ask the question, CF...

[shakes head sadly]



ed

I'm just saying, it sounds like the day is supposed to be special for penises. What changes from the regular everyday appreciation?

 

[silverwhisper]

yeah, well, as i said, i think it's kinda goofy. and is there also a clitoris appreciation day?

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

I wonder who decided this.

February is already for the campaign to end violence against women (hence, my title).

I bet some guy heard this month was to celebrate vaginas and was like - "No fucking way, we must always worship the all-might cock."

 

[jethrobodeen]

I'm just saying, it sounds like the day is supposed to be special for penises. What changes from the regular everyday appreciation?

I don't know, I just reported it. Maybe it's like any other Hallmark Holiday, just a reminder to others not so special.......

-JB

 

[midwestyankee]

So today's the day to send out those cock picks with the message, "wish you were here" I guess.

 

[silverwhisper]

whereas national clitoris appreciation day requires that we all stand up and sing that monty python tune, sit on my face, i take it?

ed

 

[bobsgirl]

So today's the day to send out those cock picks with the message, "wish you were here" I guess.

Mine must've gotten lost in the mail.

 

[flamesofdesire]

If you want some cards to send out for this extremely special day, go to

www.samarelart.com and click on SEXY CARDS. You'll probally enjoy the whole site though.

 

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[FurryFury]

Damn I could have sworn that was everyday!

Fury

 

[TBKahuna123]

Just in case anyone missed it the last time I posted this, HERE is the official theme song for National Penis Appreciation Week.

 

[shycuriousred]

There's so damn many useless Hallmark holidays. Now, finally, someone had a good idea!

When is National Tits & Ass appreciation week?

 

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[Quoll]

What about nutsack appreciation day?
I didn't get any P day cards, I didn't get a rose stem covered in thorns (it's about the pricks after all) I didn't get a P day cake (hmm considering the whole candle aspect probably a good thing) I didn't even get a willie warmer for those cold winter months.



EJ must be over the moon today.

 

[bisexplicit]

EJ must be over the moon today.

He told me earlier that he was taking his penis out to lunch.

If he could find it, that is.

 

[Eilan]

How about "Appreciate-the-person-the-almighty-stately-and-powerful--penis-is-attached-to" Day?

We are not amused.

 

[bobsgirl]

He told me earlier that he was taking his penis out to lunch.

If he could find it, that is.

I watched something on TV last night that made me think of poor EJ. On "Dr. 90210" one of the doc's patients had something called a hidden penis. He could have a normal erection and intercourse was possible, but if he was soft, his penis would retract into his abdominal cavity. Of course, no pics, but they did show a drawing, and it does indeed look like he had no penis. The guy had to have surgery to correct the problem.

 

[Quoll]

How about "Appreciate-the-person-the-almighty-stately-and-powerful--penis-is-attached-to" Day?

We are not amused.

I've been waiting for you to show up, you didn't disappoint either.

 

[bobsgirl]

What about nutsack appreciation day?
I didn't get any P day cards, I didn't get a rose stem covered in thorns (it's about the pricks after all) I didn't get a P day cake (hmm considering the whole candle aspect probably a good thing) I didn't even get a willie warmer for those cold winter months.

I could knit one for you, quoll, but you'd have to measure your penis, which would turn this into a size thread...