Peep holes

[Bobtoad777]

If you remeber a few weeks ago I went to the grocery store with my dick sticking out my zipper a bit and the cashier girl asw and didnt get mad in fact pointed it out with a smilw and a wink.

well she is renting and apartment right next to mine.

My question should I drill a peak hole for her into my apartment in my bedroom and my bathroom shower before she moves in and hope she finds it or is that to brazen?

 

[R Nitelight]

Suggestion

Place hundreds of phone calls to her, breath heavily, then hang up without saying anything. Chicks dig that.

 

[Purple Haze]

Make a hole big enough to stick your wee-wee through, and then make the calls.

 

[Bobtoad777]

these would be one way peepholes from her apartment into mine, proably into my mirriow if I were to do it, so i can't see her but hse can see me

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Purple Haze]

Might help her with her diet.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Bobtoad777]

well CB she seemed to enjoy the accidental show in the grocery store. I figured the peepholes into my place would be something that she would find accidentally and maybe enjoy the show.

 

[Juliangel]

You should just knock on the door with your pants unzipped with a pie or something. When she opens the door say Welcome to the neighborhood, remember me??
You might not need a peep hole

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Weird Harold]

My question should I drill a peak hole for her into my apartment in my bedroom and my bathroom shower before she moves in and hope she finds it or is that to brazen?

Why settle for a peephole?

Zip on down to the Canadian equivalent of Radio Shack/Tandy Corporation and get a complete set of security cameras. Run all of the feeds to her TV.

If you can afford it, they should be the remote-control type with Zoom capability.

 

[Bobtoad777]

cnadian equivilant of radio shack is drum roll please radio shack or as we loving ly call it radio crap.

Adn what I am planning is to be done if doen before she moves in not after wards by hotwiring her appliances

 

[Cheri]

Eureeka! I've got it! Order a pizza but give her apt number instead of yours. When the pizza guys rings her doorbell, whip open your door completely naked with money (and a sizable tip) in hand. Once you've paid and the poor tramatized pixzza man has run for the hills, ask her if she would care to join you.

Oh yeah and make sure to have something baking so even if the sight of your naked body shouldn't attract her, the smell of baked goods will!

 

[Purple Haze]

Yeah, what Cheri said.

Bobtoad: King of the Nincompoops.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Cheri,

The only problem with that course of action is.... the pizza guys in this town are pizza gals and I wouldnt want the wrong gal getting the message. I kinda like the cashier and wouldnt want to lose any opportunity of her to the pizza girls though they are pretty nice looking too

 

[Purple Haze]

You are such a fucking moron.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Purple Haze said that!! I didnt even coax him!! I swear sweetie I had nothing to do with it!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

of course your totally innocent naked hunny we wouldnt accuse you of anything

 

[Wizard]

I gota agree with PH on this to Todd........Your not right dude....................................................................................

 

[Magic Merlin]

bob....bob....bob....bob....????

Their born...you raise em....you give them food....send them to school....teach them right from wrong......hope they can make it in the world all on their own....and what do they do?


*banging head on wall*


bobdude, where do you come up with some of these thoughts man?

Whats become of the younger generation in New Brunswick these days?

 

[Bobtoad777]

alright ill forget abotu the whole hole thing and remain a virgin forever unplucked

 

[Magic Merlin]

Bob, I've got a better idea. Combine it with Cheri's idea.

Tatoo a $100 bill on your dick and when the pizza is delivered, ask her is she wants to blow a $100.

*still shaking head*

 

[Wizard]

LMAO.......Hey MM....Glad to see ya........................................

 

[Weird Harold]

alright ill forget abotu the whole hole thing and remain a virgin forever unplucked

You're just making this too complicated.

You don't need peepholes or cameras, or arcane plots involving innocent Pizza girls.

All You need to do is be around when she moves in, and offer to help, and/or make a casserole so she doesn't have to cook on moving day. (Note: casserole can be anything she can accept without sharing it with you. A coupon for a free Pizza, pot of chili, A "spare" happy meal (tm), etc. It does NOT have to be a literal casserole.)

 

[Bobtoad777]

its true your sig line you really do have all the answers i think they belong to all my questions