Pearls of Wisdom

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[doormouse]

shit!

I thought it said 'got penis above your AV

LOL

 

[herecomestherain]

Great gaffe! Lovely book, beautiful film, gorgeous painting.

 

[Lisa Denton]

shit!

I thought it said 'got penis above your AV

LOL

Huh?

 

[Edward Teach]

Huh?

Is that bitch in the attachment pointing at me?

 

[sincerely_helene]

Inspired by SincerelyHelene's AV.

I actually asked at the video store for "Girl with the Pearl NECKLACE"...hello Freud!

He ushered me to the room behind the swinging doors. (heehee THAT part isn't true)

I feel so unclean now!

The non-porn version might not be to your taste, as it is a bit of a 'chick flick'. In fact, I tried to watch it with my best friend the other day, and even she fell asleep. I have now seen the bloody thing three times in the last two weeks, and cannot reason why it has me so entranced. I keep trying to convince myself that it is the artistic aspect, but truthfully I doubt I would have enjoyed it so immensely had Colin Firth not portrayed such a dominant persona.

I have also always had a bit of a fascination with the painting itself, since long before it became hollywoodized. I think the realization that no one knows the true history behind it only further adds to its intregue and beauty.

P.S. I thought it said 'got penis' too.

 

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[sincerely_helene]

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SincerelyHelene,
You obviously are not a stalker of me. It is EXACTLY my kind of flick. I loved it. I understood it. I nearly LIVE it. I WAS actually looking for it (the non-porn version) it really WAs a freudian slip...i am not sure the clerk caught it.

P.S. Doormouse and Helene...intentional on the Pen/penis thing...my pen.is my friend. the ORIGINAL av with "got pens?" line i will repost...not AS likely to make the association.

I much preffer the role of "stalkee," but am so happy to hear you enjoyed the movie just the same. If it is any consolation, I giggled at the optional title as well.

P.S. No further explination of your penis necessary.

 

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[doormouse]

Okay, pens, penis... it's all phallic to me

When I studied calligraphy, we were actually told to hold our pen like we were holding a penis. Rounded fingers, the 'hole' between our thumb and index finger allowing the pen to flow freely.

No wonder I excelled in that class

 

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[sincerely_helene]

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I DO...stalk YOU....not obsessively.

Well, as long as it is the productive kind.

P.S. You could have painted something by now, no?

 

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[cantdog]

compensation

I was walking around town, late at night, with my daughter and a friend of ours. We do that. A car backed forcefully out of the driveway across the street, then dropped into gear and "peeled out," screeching and spinning tires.

"Sorry about your penis!" she called out, quite loudly (after all, the neighborhood was awakened anyhow).

"What??"

"Well, I mean, every time they do that, you got to figure they're compensating for something..."

cantdog

 

[doormouse]

strange grip.

NOT like that LOL!!!

Stick out your pinky if you prefer

I was serious, that's what my teacher told us!!

Thumb, index and tallman together to form a circle around the quill... like you're holding a penis... it's actually the correct pen grip.

 

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[minsue]

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I was walking around town, late at night, with my daughter and a friend of ours. We do that. A car backed forcefully out of the driveway across the street, then dropped into gear and "peeled out," screeching and spinning tires.

"Sorry about your penis!" she called out, quite loudly (after all, the neighborhood was awakened anyhow).

"What??"

"Well, I mean, every time they do that, you got to figure they're compensating for something..."

cantdog

Cant, you've got me laughing so damned hard now. That's exactly what I used to yell at old men in convertable sports cars when I was in high school.

 

[cloudy]

Re: compensation

I was walking around town, late at night, with my daughter and a friend of ours. We do that. A car backed forcefully out of the driveway across the street, then dropped into gear and "peeled out," screeching and spinning tires.

"Sorry about your penis!" she called out, quite loudly (after all, the neighborhood was awakened anyhow).

"What??"

"Well, I mean, every time they do that, you got to figure they're compensating for something..."

cantdog

PMSL!!!!

We used to yell, "You're bitchin'!" (in an appropriately sarcastic manner - okay, it was a long time ago).

I think I like hers better.

 

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[sincerely_helene]

painting pearls.