PC Has Moved to London

[TN_Vixen]

and has started a covert terrorist operation to fly a plane into ppman's house.

It's just a rumor.

 

[Rubyfruit]

 

[p_p_man]

and has started a covert terrorist operation to fly a plane into ppman's house.

It's just a rumor.

PC couldn't be covert if he tried.

His mouth would give him away...

 

[Purple Haze]

Finally, I was hoping those guys would someday run into eachother.

 

[Azwed]

Finally, I was hoping those guys would someday run into eachother.

Wouldn't that kind of be like Matter and Antimatter colliding?

Would all of England be destroyed?

 

[Purple Haze]

The immovable object versus the irresistable force.

The stuff of legends.

 

[p p man]

My groundfloor dwelling will require a nose first attack, good luck, chap.

 

[p_p_man]

My groundfloor dwelling will require a nose first attack, good luck, chap.

I keep telling you.

It's "old chap"...

Sheesh...

 

[Cheyenne]

It's just a rumor.

Last rumor I heard about PC was that he was headed to Vegas to fuck someone a few months ago.

Hmmmm... maybe I'm directionally impaired and he meant to say Tenn.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Hazie.. could you be the one appointed to send out

secret emails in "radio address" type fashion on the progress of the elite band of roughneck terrorist posers?

 

[p_p_man]

I thought he was at the North Pole...

sending back frozen herring heads to Laurel.

pp

 

[TN_Vixen]

Fucking & Vegas

Last rumor I heard about PC was that he was headed to Vegas to fuck someone a few months ago.

Hmmmm... maybe I'm directionally impaired and he meant to say Tenn.

I heard the same thing about him going to Vegas. I wonder if he stopped by on his way to the Yukon? He never did fill me in on the person he planned to see, but something tells me he gave into his urgent desire for COCK and donuts. I imagine it was going to be Oliver Clozoff and then coffee w/ Weird Harold.

 

[Cheyenne]

So, he is in the Yukon and not Tenn, huh? And here you were tops on my lists of suspects.

 

[Purple Haze]

Re: Hazie.. could you be the one appointed to send out

secret emails in "radio address" type fashion on the progress of the elite band of roughneck terrorist posers?

I know nothing of that information, all I know is there would be a significant increase in the amount of coverage if both parties agreed to a series of high-profile scrotal rubbings beforehand, just to build the tension, Vixen.

The reports out of London say that the "Big Pee" as they lovingly refer to him, has managed to take care of most of his own rubbage, and is facing his bum toward the Western skies this evening, he was heard muttering "Oh bloody 'ell!"

The report out of Los Angeles is that the Problem Child has left California airspace in a twin-engine Lockhead, emblazened with the saying, "Pip, pip cheerio motherfucker," and a picture of a really hot babe. It is expected to land briefly in Nashville, where a one-woman crew is standing by with the latest high-tech scrotal diagnostic adaptors. It shouldn't be much longer than it's already been, and it's well known to everyone in the tower that perfect aim is crucial in an operation such as this, anything less would be a painfull tragedy.

Back to you, Vixen.

 

[Cath!]

I borrowed his nine-iron on Saturday night...

So I know you will see my prints on it...but I swear I didn't mean to hit him hard enough to cause amnesia...he was breathing when I pulled it out of his ass...honest!

 

[TN_Vixen]

Thanks, PH on the update

scrotal rubbage hasn't yet been confirmed on this end, however I have inside knowledge that ass hair may become a problem if the rubbage event occurs.

Chey, could you fedex some magic to London? Make that at least two bottles. The hair is thick and matted in some places... some even say it is rainbow colored, but I'll investigate further and get back to you on that.

PC thinks that the volunteers from this end should stand up and be recognized. He has no intention of piloting the aircraft himself when it does make contact.

Touchdown is expected shortly.

 

[Mike Hammer]

Re: Re: Hazie.. could you be the one appointed to send out

The report out of Los Angeles is that the Problem Child has left California airspace in a twin-engine Lockhead, emblazened with the saying, "Pip, pip cheerio motherfucker," and a picture of a really hot babe. It is expected to land briefly in Nashville, where a one-woman crew is standing by with the latest high-tech scrotal diagnostic adaptors. It shouldn't be much longer than it's already been, and it's well known to everyone in the tower that perfect aim is crucial in an operation such as this, anything less would be a painfull tragedy.

Back to you, Vixen.

Holy cow PH this mission is in serious trouble. We still need to find a blockhead to fly that Lockhead into p_p mans Bum sted. Time is running out, what will we do.

 

[p_p_man]

Re: Re: Re: Hazie.. could you be the one appointed to send out

Holy cow PH this mission is in serious trouble. We still need to find a blockhead to fly that Lockhead into p_p mans Bum sted. Time is running out, what will we do.

I told you...

I won't accept anybody who doesn't go by the name of Miles.

 

[miles]

p_p_man

You're as clever as your posts are intelligible.

 

[p_p_man]

Re: p_p_man

You're as clever as your posts are intelligible.

You've just been volunteered to do a bit of arse licking...

 

[sexy-girl]

Wouldn't that kind of be like Matter and Antimatter colliding?

Would all of England be destroyed?

maybe i should move to canada then and quick

 

[TN_Vixen]

Holy cow PH this mission is in serious trouble. We still need to find a blockhead to fly that Lockhead into p_p mans Bum sted. Time is running out, what will we do.

heh... pretty good!