Pay Pal Warning

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Trojan horse spies on Web banking

Security experts say they've discovered a Trojan horse that records e-banking user details and Web surfing habits.

Antivirus company Sophos is warning that the Banker-AJ Trojan is targeting online customers of British banks such as Abbey, Barclays, Egg, HSBC, Lloyds TSB, Nationwide and NatWest. The Trojan affects computers running Microsoft Windows. . . . more.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Thanks for the heads up dr m... I would likely have done the same thing.

Well, I won't have to worry about things like this much longer, because I got an amazing email from the wife of the former agriculture secretary of Togo who needs my help to recover 9 million dollars from a secret Togo bank account. And it's only going to cost me two thousand dollars!

So hasta la vista, suckers! I'm blowing this pop stand! Easy Street, here I come!

---Zoot

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

. . . Easy Street, here I come! ---Zoot

I sent $50 for the person three lines above the name of the person who contacted me, then sent ten letters to my friends. They sent $50 dollars to the person two names above the person . . . and so on, and so on, and so on. . . .

Eventually I collected $1500, with which I promptly ordered implants through an online supplier, to improve my bust measurement, increasing my talent and earning capacity in my chosen profession.



Just my luck! When they arrived, the implants were penile.

 

[yui]

Just my luck! When they arrived, the implants were penile.

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[dr_mabeuse]

Eventually I collected $1500, with which I promptly ordered implants through an online supplier, to improve my bust measurement, increasing my talent and earning capacity in my chosen profession.



Just my luck! When they arrived, the implants were penile.

Don't fuck with them. Burley. A Startling New Breakthrough in Herbal Medicine can increase your penis size and your ability to satisfy any woman and it comes with an iron-clad money-back guarantee if you're not absolutely, 100% satisfied.

--Zoot

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

. . .Herbal Medicine can increase your penis size and your ability to satisfy any woman . . . --Zoot

There is one small exception to that guarantee, Zoot.

It can grow a penis that reaches such a size it satisfies any woman — except me!