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mojodoug

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You know all I wanted was a few simple things from life, a full head of hair, slightly bigger penis, a large breasted trophy wife with an oral fixation. But NOOOOOOOOOOOO. . .. . .. . .

Now I'd settle for a woman of questionable morals to exchange emails and pict's with. Currently separated, bored and very lonely.

Please read my profile before responding (forewarned is for armed!) PM it interested, please be ready to discuss the proper use of the words “Plethora, Invoice, or Uvula.”
 
mojodoug said:
You know all I wanted was a few simple things from life, a full head of hair, slightly bigger penis, a large breasted trophy wife with an oral fixation. But NOOOOOOOOOOOO. . .. . .. . .

Now I'd settle for a woman of questionable morals to exchange emails and pict's with. Currently separated, bored and very lonely.

Please read my profile before responding (forewarned is for armed!) PM it interested, please be ready to discuss the proper use of the words “Plethora, Invoice, or Uvula.”
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I can't oblige, but I found this post funny and thought I'd give you a bump :)
 
Ask yourself, is the fornicating you’re getting worth the formicating you’re getting?

Ladies: I’m just another cyber creep looking for a cheap thrill, so, please PM me ;)
 
Question for the ladies......

Ladies-is masturbation a hobby or sport?

PM me your answers if you like or post replay here.
 
mojodoug said:
Ladies-is masturbation a hobby or sport?

PM me your answers if you like or post replay here.
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I look at it as a hobby. I mean, if it were a sport, then there would be tryouts, competitions, trophies and medals, debate whether should be accepted as an Olympic sport. That would be too much of a hassle in my book, but what do I know!
 
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I look at it as a hobby. I mean, if it were a sport, then there would be tryouts, competitions, trophies and medals, debate whether should be accepted as an Olympic sport. That would be too much of a hassle in my book, but what do I know!
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But aren't many sports more like hobbies? Is golf a sport? I think it would be a great addition to the Olympics.

"And the judges are scoring, 9.9,9.8,9.7,9.8 & 5.5 from the Romanian Judge. For a combined score of 9.76. Doug now leads the one handed unaided freestyle event."

Seriously, it's a sport ANYONE could be good at. Even teams from smaller countries, like Nauru or Tuvalu or Canada could win. My money would be on Iceland in such a competition, all that down time in the winter means they must practice a lot.
 
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~little hip bump...~

This thread and your bio are funny and I appreciate good humor.

Thanks... ~chuckling...~
 
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