Patriotic....

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Found this sitting on my desk today.



As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin to see a naked woman who is not his wife.
So this Sunday at 2:00 PM Pacific time all North American Women are asked to walk out of there house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling the block for one hour is recomended for this antiterrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of there house to prove they are not Taliban and they think it is okay to see other women nude and to show support for there fellow sisters.

And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti- Taliban sentiment.

The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation.

God Bless America!!

Author unknown....
 
i hate to tell you this but its been posted here quite a few times :)
 
This reminds me of something I saw on late night TV the other night.. I think it was Conan.

Talking about how the Taliban have gained some of their funds by trading on the South African diamond market.. and how that was perfect for men. "Geez honey I'd love to buy you that ring but that's just allowing the bad guys to win!"
 
I'll have to remember that when and if the time comes.

It's good for a laugh though.....:D
 
I still think it sounds like a great idea.





I'd finally get a good look at that new neighbor....:devil:
 
Unfortunately, in a great many locales in this country, such an act of mass patriotism would risk severe frostbite.

TB4p
 
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