Past Life

[rgraham666]

***In a Past Life...***

You Were: A Genius Philosopher.

Where You Lived: Scotland.

How You Died: Natural causes.

I finally thought of something funny to say.

I most distinctly remember drinking myself to death. How does that qualify as 'Natural causes'?

 

[arienette]

I finally thought of something funny to say.

I most distinctly remember drinking myself to death. How does that qualify as 'Natural causes'?

I think it's about right.

 

[kiten69]

You Were: A Redhead Fortune Teller.

Where You Lived: Peru.

How You Died: Suicide.

YAY i was a Redhead

 

[Belegon]

In a Past Life...

http://images.blogthings.com/pastlifegenerator/past-life.jpg

You Were: A Happy Go Lucky Chief.

Where You Lived: Siberia.

How You Died: Decapitation.

Who Were You In a Past Life?

http://www.blogthings.com/pastlifegenerator/

How do you become a Happy Go Lucky Chief in Siberia?

<insert imitation of Lemur King from Madagascar>
C'mon ev'rybody, we gonna run from the sauna to the icewater and back to the sauna! With drinks and dancing! Maurice, carry me!
</voice>

 

[arienette]

In a Past Life...

http://images.blogthings.com/pastlifegenerator/past-life.jpg

You Were: A Happy Go Lucky Chief.

Where You Lived: Siberia.

How You Died: Decapitation.

Who Were You In a Past Life?

http://www.blogthings.com/pastlifegenerator/

How do you become a Happy Go Lucky Chief in Siberia?

<insert imitation of Lemur King from Madagascar>
C'mon ev'rybody, we gonna run from the sauna to the icewater and back to the sauna! With drinks and dancing! Maurice, carry me!
</voice>

You definitely need to record that.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I finally thought of something funny to say.

I most distinctly remember drinking myself to death. How does that qualify as 'Natural causes'?

Sam was your undertaker, she just chucked you in a hole cause you were already pickled.

 

[impressive]

In a Past Life...

http://images.blogthings.com/pastlifegenerator/past-life.jpg

You Were: A Friendly Cannibal.

Where You Lived: Scotland.

How You Died: Natural causes.

Who Were You In a Past Life?

http://www.blogthings.com/pastlifegenerator/

 

[arienette]

In a Past Life...

http://images.blogthings.com/pastlifegenerator/past-life.jpg

You Were: A Friendly Cannibal.

Where You Lived: Scotland.

How You Died: Natural causes.

Who Were You In a Past Life?

http://www.blogthings.com/pastlifegenerator/

How can you be a friendly cannibal?
That just confuses me...Do you kill people and eat them while asking what their interests are?

 

[impressive]

How can you be a friendly cannibal?
That just confuses me...Do you kill people and eat them while asking what their interests are?

No. I don't kill them first.

 

[Aurora Black]

In a Past Life...

http://images.blogthings.com/pastlifegenerator/past-life.jpg

You Were: A Friendly Fortune Teller.

Where You Lived: West Africa.

How You Died: Typhoid fever.

Who Were You In a Past Life?

http://www.blogthings.com/pastlifegenerator/