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[3113]

You mean being circumsised isn't enough?

For your story, no, though it was a very noble thing for you to do to show your devotion to Earth Day.

For the Hebrews among the Egyptians...nope again. The Bible reads the last plague involved death to all firstborns, animals included. So a Hebrew widow with a couple of daughters and a goat, would (we presume) be out of luck if a circumcised penis was needed to prove they were of the chosen people. Daughter #1 and the goat would die. Luckily for our widow, Jahweh came up with the blood over the door signal. Which not only saves daughter #1 and the goat, but the widow's uncircumcised Egyptian lover.

 

[jomar]

For your story, no, though it was a very noble thing for you to do to show your devotion to Earth Day.

Crap!

For the Hebrews among the Egyptians...nope again. The Bible reads the last plague involved death to all firstborns, animals included. So a Hebrew widow with a couple of daughters and a goat, would (we presume) be out of luck if a circumcised penis was needed to prove they were of the chosen people. Daughter #1 and the goat would die. Luckily for our widow, Jahweh came up with the blood over the door signal. Which not only saves daughter #1 and the goat, but the widow's uncircumcised Egyptian lover.

You mean a little blood over the door and my story would be number one! Oy, a klug!

 

[Oblimo]

The Persian variant...

Well, that explains it. The Ashkenazim have no sense of fun that we are aware of.

Although, I did always manage to psych myself out when opening the door to Elijah.

 

[Oblimo]

Luckily for our widow, Jahweh came up with the blood over the door signal. Which not only saves daughter #1 and the goat, but the widow's uncircumcised Egyptian lover.

My absolute favorite aspect of Jewish theology and folklore:

The Angel of Death is an idiot.

 

[3113]

The Angel of Death is an idiot.

But such a nice boy and he makes good money. You could do worse.

 

[Equinoxe]

For your story, no, though it was a very noble thing for you to do to show your devotion to Earth Day.

For the Hebrews among the Egyptians...nope again. The Bible reads the last plague involved death to all firstborns, animals included. So a Hebrew widow with a couple of daughters and a goat, would (we presume) be out of luck if a circumcised penis was needed to prove they were of the chosen people. Daughter #1 and the goat would die. Luckily for our widow, Jahweh came up with the blood over the door signal. Which not only saves daughter #1 and the goat, but the widow's uncircumcised Egyptian lover.

Besides which, circumcision was widely practiced amongst Ancient Near Eastern peoples, including the Egyptians.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I'm hungry. Pass the teiglach?

Oh, wait. . .

 

[Oblimo]

But such a nice boy and he makes good money. You could do worse.

hehehehehehe

 

[glynndah]

But such a nice boy and he makes good money. You could do worse.

And you should see how he treats his mother. Like a queen.

 

[3113]

Well, here it is, Passover! I think we should run a Seder on this thread to show anyone who's never been how it's done.

I nominate Dr. M. to head the table and run things. As I recall, he understands all the little details that make for a real Seder.

I'll take care of the food.

Here we go! Passover table, complete with family!

http://www.humboldt1.com/~alanbc/Tita41b-48K.jpg


Shall we start off with some chopped liver? Spread on matzo, of course.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

*hands out Haggadahs*

Good Yom Tov, Everyone! We're about to start our dinner, soon.

 

[3113]

Almost forgot the kids' table!

http://static.flickr.com/26/66755909_b8b037a98f.jpg

 

[3113]

Passover Haiku

Just got this in an e-mail and I thought it was an excellent coda....

"Left the door open

for the Prophet Elija.

Now our cat is gone."

 

[al_Ussa]

Is there even alot of Jewish erotica? I'm all for it, but I've never seen it. Hey, maybe there could even be some sort of contest. Jewish erotica stories of all stripes :-D

I think I shall work on a Ramazan themed story.

 

[NoJo]

Is there even alot of Jewish erotica? I'm all for it, but I've never seen it. Hey, maybe there could even be some sort of contest. Jewish erotica stories of all stripes :-D

I think I shall work on a Ramazan themed story.

Check out "Delivered out of Bondage" - An innocent teffillin-laying takes a sinister turn

 

[3113]

Check out "Delivered out of Bondage" - An innocent teffillin-laying takes a sinister turn

Joke? If not, where's the link?