Party Tricks

tying the cherry stem in a knot with my tongue is always cool. i can do a few slight-of-hand type magic tricks, but nothing too complicated. most of my "party trick" repituar comes from my near encyclopedic knowledge of useless crap :)
 
I can do the Cherry-Stem trick. I can handle music trivia pretty well, and can do cartoon voices, when in the mood (which is a lot). I can also do a passing imitation of a few political figures and have been nudged into some impromptu standup routines.

I think, though, my funny cop stories are what get asked for most, though.
 
Umm.. party tricks.. hmm

Let's see.. I can do the cherry stem thing, I can breathe fire, I can blow a smoke ring, then a smoke ring through the center of the first, then another one through the center of the second, I can be pretty funny when the mood strikes me.. Oh, if you've ever seen Half Baked and you remember the MacGuyver Smoker, that's me, I can come up with something to smoke outta with absolutely any materials known to man... That's all I can think of at the moment.
 
I, unfortunatel, can't do any party tricks. I would like to volunteery, however, to let you all demonstrate the whole "knot in the cherry stem" thing. :D
 
I can get drunk and fall down.
















I can do a passable strip show too apparently, though I've never (yet) done it at a party.
 
i can blend in with the crowd and go totally unnoticed for hours on end.
 
Party tricks?

Well, my sense of humor usually does it for me. I go out of my way to make people laugh. :D I cant tie a knot in a cherry stem, I can blow smoke rings though, :rolleyes: . Ummmm, let me see here, music triva is always a good topic for me.


That about sums it up. ;)
 
I can do the smoke rings, I can do the cherry stem, I can do the ear wiggles, the rolling the tounge, the unhinging my jaw (hey taking that right cross was actually good for something), and I can even do the pickpocket one, but my biggest party trick is one that is fairly complicated. I can do the seat 20 people at a formal table, have it well set with candles, center piece, and formal place settings (down to the forks being correctly placed), then serve an eight course meal of 6 dishes each, with a dessert buffet, and little decorative boxes for people to take home their favorite left overs in. How's That for a party trick?
 
lady darkfire

i'd like to see that last one, please invite me to your next dinner party "trick". little boxes too? dang.....

i can do the "i can't do shit" party trick
 
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