Naughty, yes. Cheap, no. Well, not very expensive anyway. My affections can be bought for an order of mozzarella sticks from Arby's and a #2 combo from Wendy's. Served hot.
You can grow whatever hair you like. But shaving at least your pits and legs is appropriate. They may be savages when it comes to DSL, but not when it comes to personal grooming. (just kidding about the savages part)