PoliteSuccubus
Spinster Aunt of Lit
- Joined
- Nov 29, 2002
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"So, Mr. Jones, you would like to enroll your son into Gay High."
"Yes, my son is gay."
"Dad...I'm not gay."
"Um, Mr. Jones, you son indicates he's not eligable.."
"Oh, he's gay. He spends more time in the bathroom than my wife fixing his hair. Nailpolish, the works."
"Dad...I'm not gay."
"Well, Mr. Jones, we need documented proof that your son is gay before we admit him."
"But he is gay! You should see his room! It's red and black with a tiger throw on the bed!"
"Dad...I'm not gay."
"Mr. Jones, maybe you are having issues, but they don't concern our school..."
"I know he's just pretending! I don't want for him to go through decades of denail until he's forced into a marraige he didn't want while haveing long term affairs on the side with men all the while his wife is looking at him and wondering what's wrong with her and there's nothing wrong with her, she married the wrong man and ..........and......."
"Dad...are you gay?"
"Mr Jones, I'm sorry, but you are simply too old to be a student here. Next!"
"Yes, my son is gay."
"Dad...I'm not gay."
"Um, Mr. Jones, you son indicates he's not eligable.."
"Oh, he's gay. He spends more time in the bathroom than my wife fixing his hair. Nailpolish, the works."
"Dad...I'm not gay."
"Well, Mr. Jones, we need documented proof that your son is gay before we admit him."
"But he is gay! You should see his room! It's red and black with a tiger throw on the bed!"
"Dad...I'm not gay."
"Mr. Jones, maybe you are having issues, but they don't concern our school..."
"I know he's just pretending! I don't want for him to go through decades of denail until he's forced into a marraige he didn't want while haveing long term affairs on the side with men all the while his wife is looking at him and wondering what's wrong with her and there's nothing wrong with her, she married the wrong man and ..........and......."
"Dad...are you gay?"
"Mr Jones, I'm sorry, but you are simply too old to be a student here. Next!"
