parodies on the brain...

[dolf]

who would you rather bung?

 

[dolf]

'the personal defamation thread'
outrageous lies, oft repeated.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

paradoxes on the brain..

A slim crocodile living in the Nile took a child. His mother begged to have him back. The crocodile could not only talk, but was also a great sophist and stated, "If you guess correctly what I will do with him, I will return him. However, if you don't predict his fate correctly, I'll eat him."
What statement should the mother make to save her child?

 

[dolf]

A slim crocodile living in the Nile took a child. His mother begged to have him back. The crocodile could not only talk, but was also a great sophist and stated, "If you guess correctly what I will do with him, I will return him. However, if you don't predict his fate correctly, I'll eat him."
What statement should the mother make to save her child?

you'll eat him. i like that one.

 

[Oscuridad]

A slim crocodile living in the Nile took a child. His mother begged to have him back. The crocodile could not only talk, but was also a great sophist and stated, "If you guess correctly what I will do with him, I will return him. However, if you don't predict his fate correctly, I'll eat him."
What statement should the mother make to save her child?

You just said you were going to eat him... Duh.

 

[Oscuridad]

'the personal defamation thread'
outrageous lies, oft repeated.

Can we have a personal reformation thread?

I'd like to see various posters try to burn or behead themselves in turns.

 

[dolf]

'the insulated yurt thread'
tales of luxury camping.

 

[Oscuridad]

'pre-planned worker seriousness'
Bringing no-fun-at-all to the next level.