Paris Hilton Eats a Monster

[Couture]

Paris Hilton

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Bahahahahaha!

The only redeeming quality to that video is when she sticks her finger in her mouth...

Otherwise, I just had to laugh. Glad to see you 'round, Couture.

~lucky

 

[JamesSD]

Thanks for the link

This is way more funny than sexy. But it's a whole lot of funny!

 

[LadyJeanne]

At least she's eating something.

 

[AppleBiter]

At least she's eating something.

Besides dick?

 

[Dar~]

I guess I don't get it. I like women, but she is just not sexy to me.

 

[JamesSD]

At least she's eating something.

So true. She starves herself, cakes on a pound of make-up and somehow is viewed as "sexy". OK, so having a homemade porn on the internet helped her image a bit, and she does have nice perky boobs.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I guess I don't get it. I like women, but she is just not sexy to me.

Agreed, I've never really seen the appeal of her either. (Other than the fact that she's rich, which would be nice. )

 

[Samandiriel]

I'm dyslexic and read the title in reverse.....then I was sad to see the monster didn't eat her.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

I guess I don't get it. I like women, but she is just not sexy to me.

I'm with Dar; she's an ugly bitch...



Q_C

p.s. Didn't want to wait for the link to load (fucking dial-up... ), so I haven't got a clue what's in the link. Anyone want to offer a quick review?

 

[LadyJeanne]

I'm with Dar; she's an ugly bitch...



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p.s. Didn't want to wait for the link to load (fucking dial-up... ), so I haven't got a clue what's in the link. Anyone want to offer a quick review?

A scantily clad Paris, in high heels and with lots of makeup and windblown hair, washes a car and takes a bite out of a burger. Lots of water and soap suds and rubbing of sponges along her body and the car. I think there's just one bite of burger, although it's a burger commercial. It's supposed to be sexy.

 

[Bridget69]

She always did enjoy meaty things. LOL!

 

[Quiet_Cool]

A scantily clad Paris, in high heels and with lots of makeup and windblown hair, washes a car and takes a bite out of a burger. Lots of water and soap suds and rubbing of sponges along her body and the car. I think there's just one bite of burger, although it's a burger commercial. It's supposed to be sexy.

Thanx, LJ.

Good thing I didn't wait.

Q_C

 

[sweetnpetite]

It's taking forever to load up.

I think paris hilton is sexy- and quite beautiful, although I hate to admit it. (sour grapes, lol.)

I don't think she's sexy in a rich bitch kinda way though. She's sexy in a slutty trailer trash kind of way. But what's wrong with that? Her next stop should be the WWE to punch out that bitchy Trish Stratus.

 

[Samandiriel]

But does she serve a purpose???

 

[sweetnpetite]

But does she serve a purpose???

no- she's a worthless slut. see the appeal now?

 

[Samandiriel]

no- she's a worthless slut. see the appeal now?

She's quite skanky too. She's got that skinny little rat face and that permanent blank look. Her dog is more appealing.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

She's the wealthy version of Courtney Love.

 

[rgraham666]

I read the thread title as 'Paris Hilton is a monster'.

Shrug. I knew that.

 

[Lovepotion69]

Ah, so that's what the advert looks like. I saw pics of her holding the burger in the tabloids today. The headlines were something along "Paris' porn hamburger". LOL Basically they said some people in US find the advert being pornographic. Personally I don't think I'd like the advert. I can deal with sex in advertising, but some of just shows too blatantly the advertisers had no imagination.

Hm, and yeah I guess she's kinda trailor trash sexy. Now, I haven't seen too many pictures of her sister, but she seems sexier to me.

Oh, and yeah. Paris needs a hell lot of more hamburgers for me to fancy her. I want meat on my women!

 

[Liar]

She's the wealthy version of Courtney Love.

...without any redeemiong qualities whatsoever. Courtney makes (ok, made) kickass rock music.


That ad clip did nothing for me except give me a faint taste of soap whenever I dig my jaws into a Whooper.

 

[Liar]

I want meat on my women!

[obvious answer mode]I want women on my meat.[/obvious answer mode]

#L

ps. Yeah, her sis looks much better.

 

[gotwood49]

hey! hold the sarcasm...

C'mon, you guys (and girls)...

I've never see such a bunch of jealous people in my life...

Of course she's sexy!! And precisely because she's trailer-trash, with a huge head of blond hair, and a little rat face...she's a little Britney, or Christina, or countless other trailer-trash cinematic sexpots...

Isn't that what most men are looking for?

Can you really hope to convince me that Brooke Shields or Courtney Cox is sexier?

Rock on, Paris!! (...and I'll watch you eat meat, any day...)

Shamelessly, Woody

 

[Dar~]

C'mon, you guys (and girls)...

I've never see such a bunch of jealous people in my life...

Of course she's sexy!! And precisely because she's trailer-trash, with a huge head of blond hair, and a little rat face...she's a little Britney, or Christina, or countless other trailer-trash cinematic sexpots...

Isn't that what most men are looking for?

Can you really hope to convince me that Brooke Shields or Courtney Cox is sexier?

Rock on, Paris!! (...and I'll watch you eat meat, any day...)

Shamelessly, Woody

I truly don't find her attractive. But, I don't find slutty attractive and my taste in women is very discriminating anyway. A comment like your sis offensive b/c not all of us think britney "skankbait" Spears and Christina "nasty" Aguilara are that sexy either. it takes all kinds. For my part they are all nasty disease ish whores. Not for me thank you.

 

[gotwood49]

A comment like your sis offensive b/c not all of us think britney "skankbait" Spears and Christina "nasty" Aguilara are that sexy either.

Sorry to offend, Dar...

I actually had my tongue firmly in my cheek when I wrote that. Sounds like you have a real problem with skanky, and that elevates you greatly, in my opinion. I was just hoping everyone would lighten up a bit...

After all, we're all smut writers, for the most part...

Wanna throw some stones?

Apologetically, Woody