Pardon our monkey.

[shereads]

Good godalmighty. Is it true that GWB gave Chancellor Merkel an unrequested throat massage at the G8 Summit?

What's next? A wedgie for the Pope?

I apologize. It was my turn to watch the President but I went on vacation and forgot.

 

[Guest]

 

[rgraham666]

Don't give the man any ideas, sher.

He causes quite enough problems with out thinking.

 

[MagicaPractica]

So it's your fault huh? Dang. Pay attention next time. You know that could be child neglect or something.

 

[shereads]

I'm trying to think of something he could do that would shock everyone. Other than coming out of the closet as John Ashcroft's submissive, I can't think of a thing.

Ideas?

 

[rgraham666]

Uhm, reduce the Northern Hemisphere to radioactive glass?

 

[minsue]

I'm trying to think of something he could do that would shock everyone. Other than coming out of the closet as John Ashcroft's submissive, I can't think of a thing.

Ideas?

Put together a complete sentence without a teleprompter.

 

[CharleyH]

Good godalmighty. Is it true that GWB gave Chancellor Merkel an unrequested throat massage at the G8 Summit?

What's next? A wedgie for the Pope?

I apologize. It was my turn to watch the President but I went on vacation and forgot.

Hm - I thought the Pope was like a kilt-man - naked under there? OH! D'oh - That's why! Waiting for GWB to cum along!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm trying to think of something he could do that would shock everyone. Other than coming out of the closet as John Ashcroft's submissive, I can't think of a thing.

Ideas?

Getting a blowjob in the oval office maybe? Uh, like from his own wife? Now that's shocking.

 

[shereads]

Getting a blowjob in the oval office maybe? Uh, like from his own wife? Now that's shocking.

Bingo. That would do it.

 

[Tom Collins]

Put together a complete sentence without a teleprompter.

Hell...put together a complete sentence without stumbling over every word that has more than one sylable with a teleprompter.

 

[minsue]

Hell...put together a complete sentence without stumbling over every word that has more than one sylable with a teleprompter.

Now that's just asking too much.

 

[shereads]

Now that's just asking too much.

So was the blow job.

 

[minsue]

So was the blow job.

*shudder*

 

[Tom Collins]

Now that's just asking too much.

I know...I'm a demanding bitch, but that's just who I am and my friends will just have to accept it.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Two and a half years to go, and counting.

Has anyone worked out how long that would be in days?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[impressive]

Two and a half years to go, and counting.

Has anyone worked out how long that would be in days?

Rumple Foreskin

http://www.backwardsbush.com/index.php

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Thanks, Imp.

Nine hundred long, long days to go. We can make, with luck.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Selena_Kitt]

We're all still really, really sorry

 

[minsue]

We're all still really, really sorry

*sigh*

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d161/minsuegosling/sorry.jpg

 

[Straight-8]

"Pardon our monkey."

(twirls his moustache) "Do you haf a leicense for that minky?"

 

[shereads]

Two and a half years to go, and counting.

Has anyone worked out how long that would be in days?

Rumple Foreskin

I have the Bush Countdown on a keychain someone gave me for my birthday. I stopped looking when I realized it was too late. He's done more damage than a team of geniuses could undo.

But since you asked, and since I have the keychain...

there are

900 DAYS

of Bush/Cheney remaining before Jeb and Condi take over.

 

[Edward Teach]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dfrHT8o-0A

 

[shereads]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dfrHT8o-0A

She wanted it! She wouldn't have dressed in that provacative outifit if she hadn't wanted his hands on her.

 

[Edward Teach]

The slut.

And he at least had the good taste not to submit to her in the Oval Office!