Paranoia

[Sillyman]

I've decided to create a thread to devote exclusively to my own paranoid thoughts. Kind of like a blurt thread for my own anxieties.

 

[Sillyman]

The grafitti on the men's room wall is a secret code meant for somebody.

 

[Sillyman]

The cable company is monitoring everything on my computer and everything I watch on TV.

 

[lovetoread]

Every time a book is scanned at the library,the government knows what you are reading.

 

[Sillyman]

My girlfriend is actually a member of a cult that needs a ritual sacrifice.

 

[Sillyman]

The U.S.A. government has helped beef become extra successful so that cows may be feed hormones that will keep more docile and reduce intelligence.

 

[Sillyman]

All political parties are controlled by the same people to present an illusion of difference.

 

[Sillyman]

You can be traced through any dollar bill with writing on it.

 

[Marxist]

The white crayon has no purpose unless you buy black paper. Think about it.

 

[Sillyman]

The white crayon has no purpose unless you buy black paper. Think about it.

Damn straight.

 

[Sillyman]

Crap seems to be the only thing on TV since crap helps you remember commmercials more. So shows that were stupid when they first aired are continued to be put in syndication so that you will want to buy more.

 

[hogjack]

And

TV remote controls are really devices measuring vital signs including heart rate, pulse, temperature, respiratory rate, blood pressure... these figures are fed via satellite into a government-controlled information bank.

Very common in industrialized nations.

 

[Sillyman]

Right now the army is probably fucking with something they shouldn't.

 

[Sillyman]

Common items often contain addictive substances, including sodas and hamburgers. A physically unhealthy populace is one in worse shape to rebel.

 

[Sillyman]

The government uses public school to determine who will be "threats" later on. These children are secretly given chemicals to induce cancer.

 

[perks]

That people think crayons are only for coloring scares me.

 

[Sillyman]

Children are trained at a young age by such shows as Sesame Street to not pay attention to anything that lasts longer than five minutes so they are easily bored with any kind of physical or in depth analysis as adults.

 

[Lost Cause]

My stereo system is a two way radio that can be activated to receive at any time by a coded CIA satellite microburst. Really it can! Trust me.

 

[Sillyman]

My stereo system is a two way radio that can be activated to receive at any time by a coded CIA satellite microburst. Really it can! Trust me.

So can my Nintendo, my microwave, my TV...

 

[Sillyman]

Every single phone call I or anyone else makes is tapped.

 

[Sillyman]

Any of the cars I pass by everyday could have a dead body in the trunk.

 

[Guest]

No I'm not!!!

My girlfriend is actually a member of a cult that needs a ritual sacrifice.

Well... maybe I am, how did you find out?

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Church's Chicken, Popeye's Chicken, KFC etc... load up their chicken with chemical's to keep the black man under control, cause cancer, and make them passive.

 

[hogjack]

Vibrators and dildos

Vibrators and dildos are actually alien-created probing devices designed to...

...impregnate unsuspecting women (known as 'breeding vessels' in alien lexicon) with a variety of alien life forms (see red-penised chicken AV);

...alter egg DNA so that the next generation of humans are born with a passive, subserviant nature to become willing slaves to the millions of aliens now hurtling through space headed to Earth [arrival time estimate - 2015];

...monitoring and capturing images of the G-Spot, which is the focus of a new cable channel, G-Spot Entertainment Network, on Alien cable tv [ratings have been solid in the first year of GEN though advertisers have been hesitant to support some of GEN's risque programming]

 

[crystalizedjoy]

all teh librarians of the world are secretly a lesbian orgy cult, bent on the take over of the world and the dominance of all humans.