Panties issue

[parodyluvr75]

Hi Gentlemen,

My son-in-law was using my panties to masturbate. Even my little white cotton panties with little flowers.

So I glued his penis to his belly.

If I had done this to you, would you have spoke to me about this issue?

Thanks,

Birdy

 

[islandman]

Would that be wood glue?

 

[unregistered]

 

[October46]

Hi Gentlemen,

My son-in-law was using my panties to masturbate. Even my little white cotton panties with little flowers.

So I glued his penis to his belly.

If I had done this to you, would you have spoke to me about this issue?

Thanks,

Birdy

That would depend on if I had a hard on at the time, what type of glue was used, if you handled my penis with respect as you did this or did you get frisky with it before you glued it! HA!

 

[islandman]

That would depend on if I had a hard on at the time, what type of glue was used, if you handled my penis with respect as you did this or did you get frisky with it before you glued it! HA!

I don't think you understand....

This thread is laughing at you, and not with you.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Would that be wood glue?

That would depend on if I had a hard on at the time, what type of glue was used, if you handled my penis with respect as you did this or did you get frisky with it before you glued it! HA!

http://www.toolman.co.uk/acatalog/Gorilla1.jpg

I got frisky alright, if frisky involves use of a small hammer or a pair of pliers, then I got real frisky.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Nobody likes a frisky bird.

 

[patient1]

Is it just me, or is anyone wondering if yayati has improved his English?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Who is yayati?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Who is yayati?

He's a big hairy guy that lives in the Himalayas

 

[Noor]

invest in acetone.

 

[parodyluvr75]

He's a big hairy guy that lives in the Himalayas

Even yeti needs love.

http://img.costumecraze.com/images/vendors/rubies/880983-Deluxe-Yeti-Sexy-Costume-main.jpg

 

[subdued_passion]

He's a big hairy guy that lives in the Himalayas

I think you mean Yeti.

 

[islandman]

Is it just me, or is anyone wondering if yayati has improved his English?

Very few here would remember the six-paq.

 

[chillywilly2]

http://www.toolman.co.uk/acatalog/Gorilla1.jpg

I got frisky alright, if frisky involves use of a small hammer or a pair of pliers, then I got real frisky.

You know you gotta clamp gorilla glue for it to work proper right...and things gotts be wet so it foams for proper adhesion...a simple super glue would be better

 

[October46]

I don't think you understand....

This thread is laughing at you, and not with you.

I don't think you understand, I am above your meaningless banter and I am egging you idiots on so you have something to do in your oh so sad life.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Damn, is that why he's still posting?

 

[patient1]

Very few here would remember the six-paq.

But who could forget his spicy pickle? heeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

 

[subdued_passion]

Hi Gentlemen,

My son-in-law was using my panties to masturbate. Even my little white cotton panties with little flowers.

So I glued his penis to his belly.

If I had done this to you, would you have spoke to me about this issue?

Thanks,

Birdy

What's done is done, no point in talking about it. Ha!

 

[subdued_passion]

I'm also making unnecessary LIT posts because I just want to show you how illiterate you are verses me. HA!

 

[parodyluvr75]

What's done is done, no point in talking about it. Ha!

You're right, next time maybe it should be a keyboard instead of a belly?

 

[October46]

I'm also making unnecessary LIT posts because I just want to show you how illiterate you are verses me. HA!

Oh, that hurts, I think I will go cry now, you put a spear into my heart! HA!

 

[subdued_passion]

You're right, next time maybe it should be a keyboard instead of a belly?

And risk him typing even more gibberish every time he's excited? I think not.

 

[parodyluvr75]

And risk him typing even more gibberish every time he's excited? I think not.

It might be an improvement.

 

[October46]

And risk him typing even more gibberish every time he's excited? I think not.

You two seem excited by my post, you respond quick enough, must be your lives are only here on LIT, Oh, that is so sad for you two, you should get together! HA!