Panda Porn?!?!?

[mindy go round]

American Panda Gets Sex-Ed Class in China

1 hour, 13 minutes ago

BEIJING - Chinese veterinarians have begun showing American-born panda Hua Mei sex-education videos featuring pandas mating to prepare her for "blind dates" with Chinese suitors, the official Xinhua News Agency reported Tuesday.

The 4-year-old animal, whose name means "China-America," arrived in China from San Diego in February. After her month of quarantine is complete, officials are hoping she will quickly mate with a panda at her new home, the Wolong Giant Panda Protection Research Center in southwestern China.

"We hope she can get pregnant by the end of March," said Wei Rongping, assistant director of the research center. "But first of all, she should have some sexual education."

Because Hua Mei has been in captivity since she was born, she has little knowledge of sex, so officials have shown her videos of mating pandas and brought her to see other pandas mating.

Similar sex education courses given to other pandas in the center had resulted in natural matings.

Hua Mei has been assigned four prospective mates.

"I do not know which of them will be lucky enough to mate our princess," Wei said. "It's all up to Hua Mei to find her own 'Mr. Right.'"

Who came up with the idea to show Panda Porn to teach them how to mate?

And why is it OK to give pandas sex ed, but not teenagers?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Who came up with the idea to show Panda Porn to teach them how to mate?

And why is it OK to give pandas sex ed, but not teenagers?

These are the questions you're asking? Mindy, the girl's only 4 years old!

~lucky

 

[kellycummings]

So they really think that showing panda porn will work, huh?
That's sad. You'd think the worlds worst violators of human rights would have bigger things to worry about.
The whole thing is dumb anyway. Other animals don't see porn and they figure it out easy enough. Maybe the pandas just don't wanna screw. Maybe they don't like the other panda. Maybe they're gay. Maybe China has some serious issues.

 

[Guest]

I'm just glad they are giving her a choice, vs. an arranged marriage. On the other hand, I hope she turns out to be a dyke.

Perdita

 

[sailorm72003]

...On the other hand, I hope she turns out to be a dyke.

Perdita

Perdita, jeez. Haven't I asked you not to make me sputter while drinking hot coffee?

Even worse than other drinks, when it splatters all over the keyboard..

Sailor

 

[Guest]

LOL, aw Sailor, but wasn't it worth it? There's a price to pay for any pleasure in life, eh?

Perdita

 

[sailorm72003]

Ahh, paying the price. Yes, it's worth it, but now I have to go brew more coffee, that was the last of the pot.

Oh, that's a good thing!

Sailor

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I think they need to introduce her to these guys. She'll be knocked up in no time.

~lucky

 

[Wills]

Why can't they just read some Winnie the Pooh stories, give her a taste of something exotic from across the water.

"The more I knows, tiddly-pom
The more it grows, tiddly-pom..."

 

[Wills]

Double post... tiddly-pom

 

[Guest]

Tiddly-poms to you, Wills. You are the sweetest.

Perdu

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Bush lets the National Zoo teach Abstience Only.

Sweetheart, you've made me laugh large.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

 

[minsue]

Rather than quote each post individually, I'll just say I love you people!

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/lachen/lachtot.gif

Every person, every post: Forking hilarious! You made my day!

- Mindy

Edited to add: Whoo Hoo!!! It appears my banishment is over!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Rather than quote each post individually, I'll just say I love you people!

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/lachen/lachtot.gif

Every person, every post: Forking hilarious! You made my day!

- Mindy

Edited to add: Whoo Hoo!!! It appears my banishment is over!

Minsue's back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Life is good.



~lucky

 

[CharleyH]

Panda's, ants and yesterday dogs, cats, goslingss and fucking WOMBATs WHAT - the HELL is lit coming too

 

[Wills]

Did I miss fucking wombats?

Whose got the pics?

 

[CharleyH]

well Min is half wombat - AND holy shit!!! a little fucker of a mouse just ran into the kitchen - better than COCK and roaches licks lips, where's the frigging hostess bag!

 

[SlickTony]

I was surprised that pandas are highly evolved enough to need special instruction. I know that cats, dogs, horses, etc. don't need examples or videos when their time comes to have sex, but primates need to be taught. A chimp raised away from a group, where he/she never gets to see others getting it on, honestly does not know how. In the wild, young primates are allowed to indulge their intense curiosity about sex--they watch their elders doing it and no one minds.

 

[minsue]

I was surprised that pandas are highly evolved enough to need special instruction. I know that cats, dogs, horses, etc. don't need examples or videos when their time comes to have sex, but primates need to be taught. A chimp raised away from a group, where he/she never gets to see others getting it on, honestly does not know how. In the wild, young primates are allowed to indulge their intense curiosity about sex--they watch their elders doing it and no one minds.

The watching other pandas is one thing. Seems a tad odd to me, but what the hell do I know? It's the videos that I just can't get over. Who thought of that? Who films them? Who directs them? Do the pandas have fluffers? And why do I wonder about this crap?!?!?

- Mindy, about to sue the Wolong Giant Panda Protection Research Center for the cost of the therapy this will require

 

[Guest]

just for Min

panda mating

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: just for Min

panda mating

Confession: I know it said just for Min, but I peeked. Interesting how the expert has a poor baby Panda on her lap in a very suggestive position.

And the photo link...hee hee.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Pic taken at Shangai Zoo. Reads: The mating time of panda is always at dusk and early morning, lasting 3-6 minutes everytime.

 

[Guest]

Also taken at Shanghai Zoo.