Pageant Perversions

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Some people hate pageants with a passion and do everything possible to even think about them.

Some make them a vast part of their life and think of little else for those 'magic years' of 19 to 29 or so. Miss This, Miss That, Ms. Whatever, Mrs. Somewhere. The amounts of money they spend on gowns and shoes alone is eye popping.

The workouts to stay in shape, the makeup and hair. The travel and organization of it all.

If you've read up on them at all, or know anyone who has even competed, you know there is a LOT more involved behind the scenes.

So, let your Litiness wander.

 

[Rob_Royale]

I've had an idea of a former beauty queen, now in her late forties, taking a young pageant hopeful under her wing. Either doing it as a lesbian story or include the husband of either of them or both. A May/December swap story.

On a side note. Back in the early 2000s I was working at a place in Florida that had security guards 24/7 and they were usually retired vets or former LE of some sort, but all older guys, 60+. One day a woman came on the security team, and like the men she was in her 60's. But damn, she was still gorgeous. Tall and lean with a terrific figure and a smile that would just brighten your day.

As it would turn out, she was a former Miss Florida winner 1970-something who had competed in Miss America. The guards were fawning over her like you wouldn't believe, and you could hardly blame them. She was still a beauty queen forty-odd years later, and I know there's a story in there somewhere.

 

[KindredFlame]

Some people hate pageants with a passion and do everything possible to even think about them.

Some make them a vast part of their life and think of little else for those 'magic years' of 19 to 29 or so. Miss This, Miss That, Ms. Whatever, Mrs. Somewhere. The amounts of money they spend on gowns and shoes alone is eye popping.

The workouts to stay in shape, the makeup and hair. The travel and organization of it all.

If you've read up on them at all, or know anyone who has even competed, you know there is a LOT more involved behind the scenes.

So, let your Litiness wander.

I had a story on the back burner in this vein. Here is a summary to save an arse whooping from SirHugs.

Haughty, hated-by-all beauty pageant title holder Seraphina Dubois becomes completely drunk during a company-organized team-building club event with her competitors.

Drunk, she hijacks the stage, first performing an ironic pageant routine, then going wildly out of control. After raunchy cheers shouted for more, she dramatically shed her dress, revealing lingerie, and her opponents eagerly recorded the silent video screen.

Her subsequent uninhibited and skilled dancing, far too choreographed for a traditional beauty queen, uncovered a hidden history as an older, seasoned performer. This was not only a public humiliation, but a complete revelation of the life she had so meticulously kept hidden, providing her rivals career-ending evidence.

 

[Rob_Royale]

I had a story on the back burner in this vein. Here is a summary to save an arse whooping from SirHugs.

Haughty, hated-by-all beauty pageant title holder Seraphina Dubois becomes completely drunk during a company-organized team-building club event with her competitors.

Drunk, she hijacks the stage, first performing an ironic pageant routine, then going wildly out of control. After raunchy cheers shouted for more, she dramatically shed her dress, revealing lingerie, and her opponents eagerly recorded the silent video screen.

Her subsequent uninhibited and skilled dancing, far too choreographed for a traditional beauty queen, uncovered a hidden history as an older, seasoned performer. This was not only a public humiliation, but a complete revelation of the life she had so meticulously kept hidden, providing her rivals career-ending evidence.

So Def Leppards Pour Some Sugar came on and she goes full stripper-mode? That sounds hysterical.
You know her main rival is sitting in a corner smiling smugly. "I knew it!"

 

[KindredFlame]

So Def Leppards Pour Some Sugar came on and she goes full stripper-mode? That sounds hysterical.
You know her main rival is sitting in a corner smiling smugly. "I knew it!"

Yes something like that. But I don’t remember suggesting that song.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

More like 'Angel Was A Centerfold' and somehow, nobody knew it.

 

[KindredFlame]

More like 'Angel Was A Centerfold' and somehow, nobody knew it.

J Giles Band wasn’t it? Great tune. But maybe something with a more erotic undertone maybe, Drive by the Cars. Sensual World or Babushka by Kate Bush,

 

[EmmAgain]

lol! I have a lot of first-hand experience with pageants. I spent years being dragged around Texas, Arizona, Oklahoma etc by my mother, teetering hour after hour in heels and sweltering in makeup. It was often as promiscuous and unhinged as you’d imagine - especially the sleazier circuits not directly affiliated with the Miss America Organization. Don’t regret it but wouldn’t wish it on any future daughter.

 

[KindredFlame]

lol! I have a lot of first-hand experience with pageants. I spent years being dragged around Texas, Arizona, Oklahoma etc by my mother, teetering hour after hour in heels and sweltering in makeup. It was often as promiscuous and unhinged as you’d imagine - especially the sleazier circuits not directly affiliated with the Miss America Organization. Don’t regret it but wouldn’t wish it on any future daughter.

I bet it is as Frump I was involved in the mix all I can think of in seedy.

 

[EmmAgain]

I bet it is as Frump I was involved in the mix all I can think of in seedy.

Yeah - lot of the audience wasn’t there to hear about my aspirations for world peace and my love of the clarinet!

I think these images pretty much sum up my pageant years:

https://www.imagebam.com/view/ME166TCQ
https://www.imagebam.com/view/ME166X0H

 

[Klaus_Smith]

Yeah - lot of the audience wasn’t there to hear about my aspirations for world peace and my love of the clarinet!

I these images pretty much sum up my pageant years:

https://www.imagebam.com/view/ME166TCQ
https://www.imagebam.com/view/ME166X0H

Stop pointing your breast ends at me .

 

[KindredFlame]

Yeah - lot of the audience wasn’t there to hear about my aspirations for world peace and my love of the clarinet!

I these images pretty much sum up my pageant years:

https://www.imagebam.com/view/ME166TCQ
https://www.imagebam.com/view/ME166X0H

The world peace comment always makes me cringe.

 

[KindredFlame]

Driven by idealism and painstaking dedication, veteran Pageant Queen Lucy Quim consistently places as a runner-up, leading her to question if her efforts are enough. Her belief in the meritocracy of pageants is shattered when Judge Sterling, a man of murky reputation, overtly proposes that she attend his private party wearing a revealing outfit to secure the coveted crown, exposing the corrupt and degrading system behind the top tier of the competition.

 

[tugger1987]

Yeah - lot of the audience wasn’t there to hear about my aspirations for world peace and my love of the clarinet!

I think these images pretty much sum up my pageant years:

https://www.imagebam.com/view/ME166TCQ
https://www.imagebam.com/view/ME166X0H

Breast ends

 

[KindredFlame]

Pageant story underway, I don’t know much about these things except for miss Congeniality so of it looks like I am copying the scrip I will scrap it

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Well, if she stumbles out of an airport hangar in a powder blue minidress to the tune of Mustang Sally ...

 

[KindredFlame]

Well, if she stumbles out of an airport hangar in a powder blue minidress to the tune of Mustang Sally ...

You are just being nasty now 5 inch

 

[dirk2024]

Driven by idealism and painstaking dedication, veteran Pageant Queen Lucy Quim consistently places as a runner-up, leading her to question if her efforts are enough. Her belief in the meritocracy of pageants is shattered when Judge Sterling, a man of murky reputation, overtly proposes that she attend his private party wearing a revealing outfit to secure the coveted crown, exposing the corrupt and degrading system behind the top tier of the competition.

She decides to go undercover to expose the seedy underbelly of pageantry.

However, along the way, she discovers it answers some kink she hadn't known she had and goes all in.

 

[KindredFlame]

When asked what she prayed for Lucy fed up with the stock answer ‘World peace’ she told the truth “ I want a fucking gang bang with as many of you lecherous arseholes joining in the party.” Lucy said, to the shock of the ordinance. Adding. “Then maybe I will get first place.” The judges all went red knowing exactly what happened at the party the night before.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

How about a little horror?

We follow a few pageant contestants and each of them have a way of rebelling. Some of them have secret boyfriends and girlfriends, some of them are going online for hookups. Each of them are going wild in a way their moms would die of fright from

…but then each of them find out that their secret hookups were all planned and approved of by their moms. They can’t even control who they fuck

“Oh sweetie, tell me…when you went to the carnival with ‘Brad’ and you told him how much you wanted to pig out on funnel cakes and fried butter…did he get you any of those? Or did he let you have a a couple bites of fried okra before he fucked you in the back of his van far away from any cameras?”

Or

“Oh Julie? Yeah, she’s a pro…gay but not ‘too gay’, knowwhatImean?. “Oh I know what it’s like, I used to have to do the pageant circuit while hiding myself so far in the closet I was finding Christmas presents”…sweetie, really don’t have time for you to be crying. We need to work on your tapdancing”

 

[KindredFlame]

She decides to go undercover to expose the seedy underbelly of pageantry.

However, along the way, she discovers it answers some kink she hadn't known she had and goes all in.

She was already in the game. She had heard rumours but never had any real proof so when she was propositioned by a judge, she thought she might as well try it, maybe?

 

[KindredFlame]

I cannot leave this thread alone and I am trying to write a story within this remit. While doing a bit of research I came across miss naked beauty. This was a short lived six episodes of reality TV at its worst produced by Maverick television it aired on Channel 4 in the United kingdom.

Now if this doesn’t fit within this thread framing I really don’t know what would.

I’ve got to find some watch it!

 

[Rob_Royale]

I cannot leave this thread alone and I am trying to write a story within this remit. While doing a bit of research I came across miss naked beauty. This was a short lived six episodes of reality TV at its worst produced by Maverick television it aired on Channel 4 in the United kingdom.

Now if this doesn’t fit within this thread framing I really don’t know what would.

I’ve got to find some watch it!

This is a good one. There's also the Nude's a Poppin' pageant at the Ponderosa Ranch. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nudes-A-Poppin'
I seem to recall a Miss Nude World or USA or something in the past, usually getting press in Playboy and the like. There's also Miss Fitness pageants, which would be I think, a lot less 'proper' than the standard beauty pageants.