Pageant Perversions

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Some people hate pageants with a passion and do everything possible to even think about them.

Some make them a vast part of their life and think of little else for those 'magic years' of 19 to 29 or so. Miss This, Miss That, Ms. Whatever, Mrs. Somewhere. The amounts of money they spend on gowns and shoes alone is eye popping.

The workouts to stay in shape, the makeup and hair. The travel and organization of it all.

If you've read up on them at all, or know anyone who has even competed, you know there is a LOT more involved behind the scenes.

So, let your Litiness wander.

 

[Rob_Royale]

I've had an idea of a former beauty queen, now in her late forties, taking a young pageant hopeful under her wing. Either doing it as a lesbian story or include the husband of either of them or both. A May/December swap story.

On a side note. Back in the early 2000s I was working at a place in Florida that had security guards 24/7 and they were usually retired vets or former LE of some sort, but all older guys, 60+. One day a woman came on the security team, and like the men she was in her 60's. But damn, she was still gorgeous. Tall and lean with a terrific figure and a smile that would just brighten your day.

As it would turn out, she was a former Miss Florida winner 1970-something who had competed in Miss America. The guards were fawning over her like you wouldn't believe, and you could hardly blame them. She was still a beauty queen forty-odd years later, and I know there's a story in there somewhere.

 

[KindredFlame]

Some people hate pageants with a passion and do everything possible to even think about them.

Some make them a vast part of their life and think of little else for those 'magic years' of 19 to 29 or so. Miss This, Miss That, Ms. Whatever, Mrs. Somewhere. The amounts of money they spend on gowns and shoes alone is eye popping.

The workouts to stay in shape, the makeup and hair. The travel and organization of it all.

If you've read up on them at all, or know anyone who has even competed, you know there is a LOT more involved behind the scenes.

So, let your Litiness wander.

I had a story on the back burner in this vein. Here is a summary to save an arse whooping from SirHugs.

Haughty, hated-by-all beauty pageant title holder Seraphina Dubois becomes completely drunk during a company-organized team-building club event with her competitors.

Drunk, she hijacks the stage, first performing an ironic pageant routine, then going wildly out of control. After raunchy cheers shouted for more, she dramatically shed her dress, revealing lingerie, and her opponents eagerly recorded the silent video screen.

Her subsequent uninhibited and skilled dancing, far too choreographed for a traditional beauty queen, uncovered a hidden history as an older, seasoned performer. This was not only a public humiliation, but a complete revelation of the life she had so meticulously kept hidden, providing her rivals career-ending evidence.

 

[Rob_Royale]

I had a story on the back burner in this vein. Here is a summary to save an arse whooping from SirHugs.

Haughty, hated-by-all beauty pageant title holder Seraphina Dubois becomes completely drunk during a company-organized team-building club event with her competitors.

Drunk, she hijacks the stage, first performing an ironic pageant routine, then going wildly out of control. After raunchy cheers shouted for more, she dramatically shed her dress, revealing lingerie, and her opponents eagerly recorded the silent video screen.

Her subsequent uninhibited and skilled dancing, far too choreographed for a traditional beauty queen, uncovered a hidden history as an older, seasoned performer. This was not only a public humiliation, but a complete revelation of the life she had so meticulously kept hidden, providing her rivals career-ending evidence.

So Def Leppards Pour Some Sugar came on and she goes full stripper-mode? That sounds hysterical.
You know her main rival is sitting in a corner smiling smugly. "I knew it!"

 

[KindredFlame]

So Def Leppards Pour Some Sugar came on and she goes full stripper-mode? That sounds hysterical.
You know her main rival is sitting in a corner smiling smugly. "I knew it!"

Yes something like that. But I don’t remember suggesting that song.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

More like 'Angel Was A Centerfold' and somehow, nobody knew it.

 

[KindredFlame]

More like 'Angel Was A Centerfold' and somehow, nobody knew it.

J Giles Band wasn’t it? Great tune. But maybe something with a more erotic undertone maybe, Drive by the Cars. Sensual World or Babushka by Kate Bush,

 

[EmmAgain]

lol! I have a lot of first-hand experience with pageants. I spent years being dragged around Texas, Arizona, Oklahoma etc by my mother, teetering hour after hour in heels and sweltering in makeup. It was often as promiscuous and unhinged as you’d imagine - especially the sleazier circuits not directly affiliated with the Miss America Organization. Don’t regret it but wouldn’t wish it on any future daughter.

 

[KindredFlame]

lol! I have a lot of first-hand experience with pageants. I spent years being dragged around Texas, Arizona, Oklahoma etc by my mother, teetering hour after hour in heels and sweltering in makeup. It was often as promiscuous and unhinged as you’d imagine - especially the sleazier circuits not directly affiliated with the Miss America Organization. Don’t regret it but wouldn’t wish it on any future daughter.

I bet it is as Frump I was involved in the mix all I can think of in seedy.

 

[EmmAgain]

I bet it is as Frump I was involved in the mix all I can think of in seedy.

Yeah - lot of the audience wasn’t there to hear about my aspirations for world peace and my love of the clarinet!

I think these images pretty much sum up my pageant years:

https://www.imagebam.com/view/ME166TCQ
https://www.imagebam.com/view/ME166X0H

 

[Klaus_Smith]

Yeah - lot of the audience wasn’t there to hear about my aspirations for world peace and my love of the clarinet!

I these images pretty much sum up my pageant years:

https://www.imagebam.com/view/ME166TCQ
https://www.imagebam.com/view/ME166X0H

Stop pointing your breast ends at me .

 

[KindredFlame]

Yeah - lot of the audience wasn’t there to hear about my aspirations for world peace and my love of the clarinet!

I these images pretty much sum up my pageant years:

https://www.imagebam.com/view/ME166TCQ
https://www.imagebam.com/view/ME166X0H

The world peace comment always makes me cringe.

 

[KindredFlame]

Driven by idealism and painstaking dedication, veteran Pageant Queen Lucy Quim consistently places as a runner-up, leading her to question if her efforts are enough. Her belief in the meritocracy of pageants is shattered when Judge Sterling, a man of murky reputation, overtly proposes that she attend his private party wearing a revealing outfit to secure the coveted crown, exposing the corrupt and degrading system behind the top tier of the competition.

 

[tugger1987]

Yeah - lot of the audience wasn’t there to hear about my aspirations for world peace and my love of the clarinet!

I think these images pretty much sum up my pageant years:

https://www.imagebam.com/view/ME166TCQ
https://www.imagebam.com/view/ME166X0H

Breast ends

 

[KindredFlame]

Pageant story underway, I don’t know much about these things except for miss Congeniality so of it looks like I am copying the scrip I will scrap it

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Well, if she stumbles out of an airport hangar in a powder blue minidress to the tune of Mustang Sally ...

 

[KindredFlame]

Well, if she stumbles out of an airport hangar in a powder blue minidress to the tune of Mustang Sally ...

You are just being nasty now 5 inch