P.S. You'll find F between E and G

[Rainbow Skin]

Dear reader, thank you for your attention. I'm glad it was so vivid it made you want to know me. That, on the whole, is the effect I was after. Except...

Except it's not "me" the writer you seem to want to know, unless you think I also did those things in the story.

Have you heard of the word "fiction", by the way? You'll find it under the F's in any moderately-priced dictionary.

P.S. You'll find F between E and G.

 

[Jenny _S]

Dear reader, thank you for your attention. I'm glad it was so vivid it made you want to know me. That, on the whole, is the effect I was after. Except...

Except it's not "me" the writer you seem to want to know, unless you think I also did those things in the story.

Have you heard of the word "fiction", by the way? You'll find it under the F's in any moderately-priced dictionary.

P.S. You'll find F between E and G.

Same thing happens to me all the time, Rainbow... Kinda depressing.

 

[Quasimodem]

I don't know why, but nobody makes that kind of mistake about me and my stories

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I have even had to put up a disclaimer in my biography, to inform people that I don't have any brothers or sisters, and I'm not a Swinger.

People seemed to think my Incest- and Loving Wives stories were real...

 

[deliciously_naughty]

I hear ya...

 

[pop_54]

Damn

I have even had to put up a disclaimer in my biography, to inform people that I don't have any brothers or sisters, and I'm not a Swinger.

People seemed to think my Incest- and Loving Wives stories were real...

They aren't!!!, damn you've shattered my dreams, hehe!!

I've had the same type though, thinking it's all for real, calling me a sick bastard, such fun.

 

[snooper]

And if it's sympathy you want you'll find it between shit and syphilis.

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

As far as my incest story, so far I've had two people assume that I was an Appalachian bayou swamp girl from the early 50's, despite my continued references to fantastical gris-gris working "Conjure women" and Robert Mitchum as a current hearthrob.

One told me he found my story extremely "hot", "compelling" and "powerful" but that he was sorrowful for me because hs strict Catholic upbringing had taught him that little good can come from unions of these sorts...

*laugh*

miss blue pen

 

[MathGirl]

Huh?

I've had two people assume that I was an Appalachian bayou swamp girl from the early 50's

You're not? Ain't that a pisser!
MG

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

No! I'm a Spaceman!

 

[lexium]

I think it's a hoot when readers write and tell me that they wish that I was their mother. I can be a real bitch at times. You better watch what you wish for.

 

[Rainbow Skin]

I can almost... almost... understand confusing fact with fiction or not caring very much.

But... When they tell you about the stories of yours you've read. And there's the one where you're an 18-year-old brunette girl with one brother. And there's the other one where you're a mid 30s guy with two sisters. And they're quite obviously in different styles. And they tell you they've read both.

And they still hit on you in one of them... hey babe, you can write about being something quite unlike what I think you are really...

 

[MathGirl]

No! I'm a Spaceman!

Dear Ms Cerulean Magic Marker,
Glad to hear it.
MG
Ps. Your story is still pending. I think they refer to that as a 'pendejo.'

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Dear Equation Maiden-

Thank you so much for the update. Of course, I am horrified by the delay, because, after all, it is such a good story of healthy moral value! I must write a haiku to express my frustration.

Warm regards,

Miss Cobalt Quill

 

[MathGirl]

I must write a haiku to express my frustration.

Oh, good. I'll be on the lookout for that. It might inspire me to perpetrate haiku myself.
MG

 

[Guest]

Maths:

Oops, nevermind Sugarbutt, I thought you said penetrate haiku.

Perdita