Owwwwwwwww.

[Never]

Remember, always use LOTS of lubricant if you ever stick anything into your ass.

*wince*
I'm hoping that's not blood.

 

[sexy-girl]

YIKESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


*hugs* for never ... do we want to know more about this story ? or would we be saying oww too then

 

[stargazer76]

Wow...

I hope you didn't prolapse your rectum.....(thank you to whoever it was that brought that term into my life....I have yet to forget it...or get the image out of my head.... )

 

[Never]

Story?
Ever hear the story of King Arthur pulling the sword from the stone?

 

[Never]

prolapse \Pro*lapse"\, n. [L. prolapsus, fr. prolapsus, p. p. of prolabi to fall forward; pro forward + labi to glide, fall.] (Med.) The falling down of a part through the orifice with which it is naturally connected, especially of the uterus or the rectum. --Dunglison.

 

[sexy-girl]

Story?
Ever hear the story of King Arthur pulling the sword from the stone?

YIKES that just makes it WORSE ... damn my imagationation although im sure it was alot more painful for you then it is for me imaging sorry never

 

[lavender]

 

[Never]

lavender, I used quite a bit and I wasn't in any pain until afterwards .. when, for whatever reason, the muscles decided they would not let go and I have to yaaannnnk that stupid thing out!
I took a warm bath and it doesn't hurt as much now, thank you.

 

[nasty]

I just want to thank sexygirl for her NEED to be told the story. Now I have an image of Excalibur coming out never's ass. Thanks, again. OH HELL!!!!! I can't stay mad at a you.*hug.*

 

[sexy-girl]

a warm bath helps nearly every body pain *hugs*

 

[Never]

Okay people, I have actual footage of the 'incident'
Now, no one too squeemish should look at this.
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This is your last chance!
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http://www.just-pooh.com/images/trek2.gif

Heave!
Hove!

 

[sexy-girl]

lol winnie the pooh ate to much of your honey and got stuck when he got fat ? (i cant believe i just typed that)

 

[Adoratrice]

You see......do you see what happens when I'm not around for a few days?

You poor sweet thing....if it makes you feel any better (and I doubt it will) I have to go tomorrow and have a Colonoscopy scheduled.....now I am not downplaying your pain...but at least you didn't have a room full of men standing around looking up your ass with a camera.











You didn't did you?
I hope you feel better soon hun.

 

[Savage Kitten]

LOL@Never

If I had known you were gonna put King Tut there I'd have never givin him to ya

 

[Mensa]

Is that why he's called "Pooh" bear?

You got a teddy bear stuck up your?? I don't think I care to hear the details.

 

[Adoratrice]

That reminds me.....


Why did Tigger look in the toilet?





He wanted to see POOH!!!

 

[Never]

Savage Kitten:
"If I had known you were gonna put King Tut there I'd have never givin him to ya"

Kitten.
Don't be a pain in the ass, okay?
(*drumroll please* )

I'm feeling much better Adoratrice. Wondering where nature went wrong when it came to human impulses, I seriously can't understand why anyone would have the urge to stick something up there. I'm just surprised no one's made me the butt of any jokes.
Oh, and please do not go out and have a colonoscopy on my account, I could never trust a man who wanted to push a camera up my ass.

 

[lavender]

 

[crystalhunting]

LOL@Never

If I had known you were gonna put King Tut there I'd have never givin him to ya

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm





CH

 

[Never]

Really lavender, you need to do something about that anal fisting fetish you're developing.