Ow, ow, ow... Injured Svenska

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I was returning home after a shopping spree. As I got up to get off the bus, I tripped over a ledge and fell to the floor, landing on my foot, which was twisted and torn. It hurt so much I couldn't get up!

With the help of kind people, I managed to pull myself up to a standing position, only to discover that I couldn't stand on my foot. I asked for help, and a kind guy let me lean on him so that I could get off the bus. I sat down at the side of the road, and called for an ambulance - my foot hurt so much I couldn't walk home!

At the hospital, I had to wait for a doctor to come and see me. I was parked on a stretcher right in front of the front desk, so I got to watch ER Live - it was very dramatic today, what with a car accident and a girl who had had some kind of horse-related injury, and someone, don't know whom, who according to his/her company suddenly started to bleed a lot. Running, running. It settled down after half an hour, and I worked up the courage to ask for a newspaper. I was taken to the X-ray, waited another 20 minutes in a cold corridor, had my bones photographed, and was returned to my original corridor. It was obviously a very slow day, because they wheeled me into a room of my own!:cathappy:

A few years ago, I had a similar accident, when I tore loose a muscle from its place at the bone, and I figured that the same thing had happened now, but the nurses/doctors/people in white coats (what part of the hospital WAS this???) said that it was just a bad strain. Something inside that had been pulled out too far, and needed rest then exercise to rehab. All that nonsense for a strained ancle!:rolleyes:

I called my parents, and they helped me to get home, since I couldn't very likely hop on my crutches to the bus, up on the bus, down from the bus, change bus, same routine, and then hop home from the bus stop and up the stairs to my aprtment on the third floor, now, could I? I developed a very interesting way of creeping up the stairs, since I couldn't very well put my only remaining foot through the agony of having 118 kilos jumping up the stairs. I half-crawled, half-climbed up to my apartment, and now I'm seated in my favourite chair in front of the computer, with all the merchandise stored away by my loving mother. She was kind enough to buy extra milk and bread for me, since I'm now trapped inside for atleast 3-4 days, since I can't walk the stairs.

So... here I am. Sitting in front of the TV/computer/stereo, feeling sorry for myself, and looking at the remote control to find the pour-your-pity-over-me button.;)

And I was going to put up a new shower curtain tonight!:mad:
 
Aw, Flicka, you poor Swedisher, you. Have a larf. P. :heart:
 

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Sorry you're temporarily crippled. It's times like that when you wish your cat could open the refrigerator and operate the microwave, huh?

*hugs*

Get better soon!

~lucky
 
I would make a picknick in bed, if only I could train the cat to operate the stereo. That way I could lie in bed and listen to the audio novel with Miss Marple, without having to get up to change the cassette.:(
 
My leg aches in sympathy, sweetie - broke mine once. At least you'll have a nice excuse to be lazy, if nothing else.

Feel better soon!
 
I'm going to go to bed for an hour or two. I feel cold and tired after all the excitement - or maybe it was from sitting outside the hospital for 20 minutes in a cold wind.
 
Well, I'm not kissing yer foot better! :eek:

Have a hug instead. ;)

*hugs*

Lou :rose:

Edited, cos I haven't got a clue what a *hig* is. Doh!
 
I empathize man. Couple of months ago, I sprained my foot falling down a flight of stairs. Had to hop to all my classes on one foot. Good luck in recovery!
 
Ms Svenskaflicka,

Take care of your leg, strained muscles can be bloody painful.

I caught a heel and tobogganed down a flight of steps with my knee behind my body. Nothing broke! (The Yoga, I think.) But it hurt! . I was in bed for a week, lost a gig, and hobbled about on crutches for a fortnight.

Be good to yourself. And don’t take any crap from your cat! Cats know perfectly well how to run the stereo. Whom do you think plays your tapes while you are away?

Lay in plenty of pain-killers, like Southern Comfort and Captain Morgan Deluxe. You know the kind of analgesics I mean.

BTW: Did you catch the name of the girl with the “horse-related injury?” Perhaps I’ve worked with her sometime.
 
You weren't paying attention because you were reading an article on Eurovision and tried to Turkish riverdance, which caused you to fall and you're too embarrassed to admit it!!!!
Oh,, I've got you pegged Flicka!!!
 
Well, that sucks.

Too bad you live in Sweden, which means you don't get to sue nobody over it.

#L
 
And I was going to ask you what a lingoberry is. They have jars of them at my grocery market, and the jar says it's a swedish product.. They look interesting, but I have no idea what they are. What are they comparable to? Do they make good spreads, or better yet, how do they work as a desert?

And are they worth $4.59 a bottle? (Seems expensive)

(p.s. I'm casting my 1000th post here, so you better heal quickly!)
 
(p.s. I'm casting my 1000th post here, so you better heal quickly!)
Congratulations to both Flawed Ethics and Svenskaflicka. To FE for the 1000 post and to Svenska for not hurting her fool self any worse.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Oooh, what sweet friends I have!:heart:

MathGirl: I don't even get a cool scar to show off!:( I've just got a measly strained ancle, something that only gets a pat on the head, but no oooohs or aaaahs. Still, I'll offer you an ooooooh for yours.:rose:

Virtual: That would also explain why there's so much money missing from my wallet, and why things I've never bought, like candy and fashion magazines, turn up in my apartment.:(

ABS: *whistles and studies the ceiling intently*

flawed: Unless it's a VERY small bottle, it's definitely worth the price! They're a bit like cranberries. Some like to put it on desserts, others liek to make lemonade from the raw berries, and me, I just CAN'T eat meatballs without lingonberry jam!
 
Svenskaflicka said:
... I couldn't very well put my only remaining foot through the agony of having 118 kilos jumping up the stairs. ...
118 kilogrammes??? That's eighteen and a half stones in real money. I have always thought of you as a fairly normal sized person. To weigh that much and look like what I thought was a picture of you, you must be about three metres tall????
 
According to the Weight Watchers, I have the perfect weight for someone who's 2,70 meters.

I'm just very, very lucky, the fat goes even around me, like baby fat, so I look chubby insteadof bloated. The only drawback is that I seem to attract people who have diaper fetishes...;) J/K
 
I'm taking this ordeal with a sportive approach. Today I've invented two new sports; "60-square-meter-apartment-on-one-leg", and "wiping-one's-behind-while-standing-on-one-leg". Maybe I'll make it to the Olympics?
 
Svenskaflicka said:
I'm taking this ordeal with a sportive approach. Today I've invented two new sports; "60-square-meter-apartment-on-one-leg", and "wiping-one's-behind-while-standing-on-one-leg". Maybe I'll make it to the Olympics?

First question: You stand up to wipe your bum?

Second question: Is this the kind of conversation you want to be having? :D

Lou :p
 
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