Overnight at a farm

[Rob_Royale]

I recall when I was 'a Lit approved age', there was a number of dirty jokes about spending the night in a farmer's barn.
Always involving the farmer's daughter or his wife being locked up and funny ways they still got together.
Hell, if I can remember them, but they were basically the first erotica I ever heard.
I think I might need to write a story based on one of those jokes.
Can anyone remember any?

 

[dirk2024]

I just found this one online.

3 men are traveling at night in the country when their car breaks down.​

They see a house and push the car into the gravel drive way.
One of men goes to the door and rings the door bell. A farmer and his daughter answer the door and the man explains the situation.
The farmer agrees to let the 3 of them stay in his barn overnight just as long as they don't talk to his daughter.
Over the course of the night the daughter heads to the barn and has sex with the 3 men. The farmer goes to check on the men only to find his daughter in the middle of the act.
He runs to the house, grabs his shot gun, heads back outside and confronts the men. "All of you outside now!". He brings 3 chairs and has them sit in them. He tells the men "Go to the garden and pick your favorite fruit". The men are confused but follow the farmers instructions and head to the garden.
The 1st man comes back with a Strawberry. The farmer says "Now stick it up your ass." The man pleads but ends up shoving the Strawberry up his butt.
The 2nd man comes back with an Orange. The farmer says "Now stick it up your ass." The man is terrified and starts screaming as he attempts to put it up his ass. Than he starts cracking up laughing. The farmer starts to yell at him but he keeps on laughing.
Pissed off, the Farmer fires a shot in the air and says "You better tell me what the hell is so funny or I'll blow your head off!"
The man says "Here comes Joe with a Watermelon!"

 

[dirk2024]

A farmer has to go to town. Unfortunately, he's expecting the artificial insemination guy a little later that day.​

So he takes his not-too-bright wife to the barn and says, "See this nail? That means this is the right stall. This is the cow that we need inseminated." And the farmer goes off to town.

When the artificial insemination guy shows up, the farmer's wife dutifully leads him to the barn. She says, "Well, here's the nail, so this is the cow."

The artificial insemination guy says, "What's the nail for?"

And the farmer's wife says, "I guess that's where you hang your pants."

 

[Carnevil9]

Two traveling salesmen have their car break down in front of an old farm house. It's owned by a kindly old widow who lets them sleep in the barn. One of the men sneaks into the house and fucks the old lady while the other one slept.

Several months later, the one who did NOT sleep with the old lady gets a letter from her lawyer. He calls up his friend.

"Hey, you slept with that old farm lady, didn't you?"

"Yeah, I did."

"And you gave her MY name, didn't you?"

"Yeah, sorry buddy. I hope I didn't get you in any trouble."

"Nope. She just died and left me a million dollars."

 

[Rob_Royale]

Two traveling salesmen have their car break down in front of an old farm house. It's owned by a kindly old widow who lets them sleep in the barn. One of the men sneaks into the house and fucks the old lady while the other one slept.

Several months later, the one who did NOT sleep with the old lady gets a letter from her lawyer. He calls up his friend.

"Hey, you slept with that old farm lady, didn't you?"

"Yeah, I did."

"And you gave her MY name, didn't you?"

"Yeah, sorry buddy. I hope I didn't get you in any trouble."

"Nope. She just died and left me a million dollars."

That would be fucking perfect for a filthy story.