Over 97 % of men on Lit have 11 inch penises.

[parodyluvr75]

The rest are only 8 inches, poor bastards.

 

[Scotsman69]

Unsurprising really. I'm 6.5" erect, so a real freak...

But tell me... how do you know these stats?

 

[Lord Pmann]

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002435023/1712796681_occupy_wall_street_answer_1_xlarge.jpeg

 

[lovecraft68]

Actually if you are going to parody the fetish threads

Only black men have them 8" or over and all women want them.

But that's okay for us white guys because according to other fetish threads all of us no matter how straight we think we are really want to suck cock so we can console each other.

And all of us married males regardless of color background etc....really want to see our wives gang banged in front of us.

And one more thing to go with all lit men having over 8"....every single male lit member here loves foreplay, will go down on a woman for hours and really cares if his partner gets off.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Unsurprising really. I'm 6.5" erect, so a real freak...

But tell me... how do you know these stats?

Pictures are it didn't happen.

LTR, Neci and I compiled an extensive data base, did calculations and ran it through a probability matrix. It's all very scientific.

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002435023/1712796681_occupy_wall_street_answer_1_xlarge.jpeg

Are you correcting my math?

Actually if you are going to parody the fetish threads

Only black men have them 8" or over and all women want them.

But that's okay for us white guys because according to other fetish threads all of us no matter how straight we think we are really want to suck cock so we can console each other.

And all of us married males regardless of color background etc....really want to see our wives gang banged in front of us.

And one more thing to go with all lit men having over 8"....every single male lit member here loves foreplay, will go down on a woman for hours and really cares if his partner gets off.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1207407

 

[hashtag45]

Pictures are it didn't happen.

LTR, Neci and I compiled an extensive data base, did calculations and ran it through a probability matrix. It's all very scientific.

??? then why do most wmn. (in similar threads) say they'd go for average or small ??

 

[BabblingBrooke]

The rest are only 8 inches, poor bastards.

Oh, Internet cocks are the biggest and the bestest! Yum!

 

[parodyluvr75]

Oh, Internet cocks are the biggest and the bestest! Yum!

They are impressive, they make me e-lated.

 

[spacekowboy]

Vagina is the new cock.

 

[Mischka]

Pictures are it didn't happen.

LTR, Neci and I compiled an extensive data base, did calculations and ran it through a probability matrix. It's all very scientific.

And I peer reviewed their work by sleeping with every single Litster. Women, too, just to be thorough.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

It's a real pain in the ass. So the ladies tell me....

 

[spacekowboy]

Pictures are it didn't happen.

LTR, Neci and I compiled an extensive data base, did calculations and ran it through a probability matrix. It's all very scientific.

And I peer reviewed their work by sleeping with every single Litster. Women, too, just to be thorough.

Lab coats all around!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0iuvtnCIAIcNAm.jpg

 

[suckonsimon]

Us 3% - we're the 12-14 inch guys who stay hard for round two every time

 

[smoothg103rd]

If everyone here is over 11, I'm must be 24". Two foot longs.


#HeavyDick

 

[Liar]

Here, I found this. Someone seems to have lost it:

.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

And I peer reviewed their work by sleeping with every single Litster. Women, too, just to be thorough.

Truly, it was the best night of my life.

 

[Jennifer]

And I peer reviewed their work by sleeping with every single Litster. Women, too, just to be thorough.

You are a tease! A dirty, gorgeous, tease.

 

[DesEsseintes]

And I peer reviewed their work by sleeping with every single Litster. Women, too, just to be thorough.

I'll bet it was the day before I joined. I never used to believe people when they talked about the Golden Age of Lit.

 

[scotluvsoral]

The rest are only 8 inches, poor bastards.

Damn...I am clearly woefully inadequate then *LOL*

 

[MaryanneB]

Actually if you are going to parody the fetish threads

Only black men have them 8" or over and all women want them.

But that's okay for us white guys because according to other fetish threads all of us no matter how straight we think we are really want to suck cock so we can console each other.

And all of us married males regardless of color background etc....really want to see our wives gang banged in front of us.

And one more thing to go with all lit men having over 8"....every single male lit member here loves foreplay, will go down on a woman for hours and really cares if his partner gets off.

Your remark about only black men is untrue.
My husband was Norwegian/Swede and his nickname in high school was "Footlong"
One of the reasons I miss him......

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I'll bet it was the day before I joined. I never used to believe people when they talked about the Golden Age of Lit.

I joined way after you. You must have missed a memo.

 

[mrspank30]

I have at least 11 inches if you count the inward and outward stroke. Hehe

 

[lovetoread]

It was exhausting examining all of the penii.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I joined way after you. You must have missed a memo.

Thanks for removing the only crumb of comfort I had left.