Over 100 introduce yourself

[ElijaRDC]

Self-explanatory.

 

[xanderra]

Could I just lurk instead?

 

[AngelNextDoor]

Raises hand!

 

[jacktar48]

Raises hand!

You're really over 100?

Do you live in a nursing home?

 

[ElijaRDC]

You're really over 100?

Do you live in a nursing home?

I hear assisted-living communities have bomb-ass wifi.

 

[xanderra]

I hear assisted-living communities have bomb-ass wifi.

I hope they would not to many tech savvy seniors to overload the connection

 

[Noble_Knight]

The sponge baths aren't bad either.

 

[ElijaRDC]

The sponge baths aren't bad either.

Some of the nurses and CNAs are probably really hot, too.

 

[1sickbastard]

Maaaaaatlooooock!!!!

http://iamurbanrustic.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/grampa-simpson-im-an-old-man.jpg

 

[winedark_sea]

over 100 what? This thread is ambiguous.

 

[Mockingjay]

i'm 230 y/o...what do you want to talk about, adultling?

 

[alt_ego]

Self-explanatory.

385 in dog years! Hi everybody. This thread should be a magnet to all the 2-posters that appear daily. Where are all the 20 year old girls with Grandpa addictions?

 

[NiceNastyMann]

I hear assisted-living communities have bomb-ass wifi.

Is that because no one is using it? So much bandwidth, no consumers...

 

[mrk829]

Some of the nurses and CNAs are probably really hot, too.

eh, a mix of hot and not. My personal experience has been that most are average looking and pretty much just hate their job.

Btw, just turned 126, nice idea for a thread.

 

[Story_Daddy]

......

 

[ElijaRDC]

I remember 100 fondly... is 152 too old?

That's reallllly getting up there, brah.

 

[Story_Daddy]

......

 

[ElijaRDC]

What can I say... pharmaceuticals are my friend. The little blue pills really help one "perk up" Good thing I have been keeping up with mall walking... my heart is in great shape.

I don't want a friggin' pharmaceutical boner. I want a boner made from love.

A gold star to the first person who can tell where that quote is from without looking it up.

 

[NiceNastyMann]

I don't want a friggin' pharmaceutical boner. I want a boner made from love.

A gold star to the first person who can tell where that quote is from without looking it up.

For some reason I keep thinking of Anthony Quinn in Savage Innocents...

Hmm. Old peoples home. At least you don't have to be into kink to get an enema...

 

[magicmikeaustin]

can I just look at your butt?

 

[cca_man]

I don't want a friggin' pharmaceutical boner. I want a boner made from love.

A gold star to the first person who can tell where that quote is from without looking it up.

Love and Other Drugs?

You know, the movie that has Anne Hathaway's breasts plastered all over it?

Edit: Ok, I looked it up, after I guessed. I'm wrong.

 

[Titts4Tatts]

can I just look at your butt?

I want to check out his butt. Well after I take a nitro of course

I may be so old I bleed dust but I ain't dead yet !

 

[NiceNastyMann]

I may be so old I bleed dust but I ain't dead yet !

I like that line!

 

[Titts4Tatts]

I want to be friends until we are old and senile . Then we can be new friends

 

[NiceNastyMann]

I want to be friends until we are old and senile . Then we can be new friends

And make new friends every 10 minutes!