Outsider, my knickers are off........

I love your brit wanker sayings Outsideme

:p
 
(reaching for mach 3) hold still while I shave your pussy smoothe and bald, then I'm gonna put some special lotion on it after.......some man lotion :p
 
the sig line could have been......"with a song up my ass and custard in my wellies" I should stop eating that cheese I find under the fridge :D

and here is a saying you might like "I'm not so green as I'm cabbage looking" it means, I may look like a dumbass but that don't mean I am one.
 
Re: man Lotion?

Siren said:
mmmmmm now that sounds interesting.

All the girls like man lotion....it comes in such an interesting container :D
 
You and your brit wanker sayings are making this colonial wet

:p
 
Re: You and your brit wanker sayings are making this colonial wet

Siren said:
....I love brits, loved em when I lived and studied there too.

and I still love their wanker ways....

But I cant for the life of me, drink all that warm beer.


Just think of it as red wine with a head and it's not so bad :D


where abouts did you live when you were here ?
 
Well Out, I lived in Cambridge

:p
 
Uni girl eh, I like, smart and sexy.

The only blood sausage you need to worry about is the one I'd like to feed you :p
 
Hahaha You Brit Wanker Man

:p
 
I think they were just fucking with you and not in the good way either, usually they just have the ice there on the bar and you help yourself, I think you just ran into the asshole who was intent on fucking with the yank.
 
I have to interupt here and say that lavy told me that your supposed "love fest" was bullshit, and I was the only gullable shit to believe it, SIREN.

How long were you going to leave sick little Gretchie in the dark? huh?

I am so disillusioned now.


*hangs head in shame*

:(

There is no hope for the world.
 
Don't string me along here...

I am not buying it.


I am too detached from myself to care now.
 
Well I'd like to say sorry on behalf of the whole nation and I will kick some ass and get some names..........Heads will roll for this :D


Maybe it's cause I'm a nasty looking fucker but if I go into a pub and ask for coke with ice I get a coke with ice, London is London sometimes it's a shithole and other days it's great just depends on the day.
 
Yea it all depends on which corner ya turn in ole London town

:p
 
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