Outhouse reading.

Shiner

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What reading material do you have in your toilet.....come on I know you've got something in there, is it a copy of Playboy or War and peace.

Share people share, I'll start by telling you there's a copy of "New Woodworking magazine" and "The art of happyness" in their ......oh and I have radio there to :D
 
none at all...nada....zip....

my cheeks get numb if I stay there too long..........I have been known to play the harmonica there though..............

greybeard
 
Wow I'm really striking out here in a big way.....LOL, maybe it's Just a Brit thing but I know guy's who have a fucking library in there.
 
Shiner said:
What reading material do you have in your toilet.....come on I know you've got something in there, is it a copy of Playboy or War and peace.

Share people share, I'll start by telling you there's a copy of "New Woodworking magazine" and "The art of happyness" in their ......oh and I have radio there to :D

I just reead the label on the air-freshener......
 
Shiner said:
Maybe it's a guy thing but almost all guy's I know have a book or something to read in the toilet

Okay, now, this brings up a very interesting question....... when guys go to take a dump they take twice as long as females....am I right? OK, so......WHY?
 
Re: Re: Outhouse reading.

guilty pleasure said:
I just reead the label on the air-freshener......

I used to do that and got bored so I thought I'd take a book in there and fill my head while I emptied my bowels :eek: :D
 
guilty pleasure said:
Okay, now, this brings up a very interesting question....... when guys go to take a dump they take twice as long as females....am I right? OK, so......WHY?

LOL, it's the only place we get any peace :)
 
Ok, I'll fess up. We have books in every room of the house - absolutely everywhere. So we all have literature in the bathroom to read (including the 4 and 7 year old children!)

For me, I tend to read during baths - ahhh - long, hot, relaxing baths. Paperback books work best for this, obviously. I've ruined many a copy by dropping it into the tub!!
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
For me, I tend to read during baths - ahhh - long, hot, relaxing baths. Paperback books work best for this, obviously. I've ruined many a copy by dropping it into the tub!!

One of the reasons E-books will never catch on ;)
 
guilty pleasure said:
Okay, now, this brings up a very interesting question....... when guys go to take a dump they take twice as long as females....am I right? OK, so......WHY?

it takes time to clog up a good toilet.

an just a radio in my bathroom.
 
FYI: Despite the cliche of bringing a newspaper to the bathroom, you really shouldn't be spending more than a minute or two on the commode--you'll end up with hemorrhoids.

If you are really that constipated, you should at least consider some kind of fiber supplement like Metamucil or better yet, eat more whole grains or bran.

As for reading in the bath--I don't know. I take showers.
 
I've already got my next toilet book ready, Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance.
 
I take that special time to get to know my household products a little bit better.
 
Shiner, I have an entire shelf of quality reading material available for your perusal in my water closet.

Come on by. Bring your library card...we'll work something out.
 
Wiggles said:
I take that special time to get to know my household products a little bit better.

Yeah and what to do when the kids try drinking the stuff.
 
Rambling Rose said:
Shiner, I have an entire shelf of quality reading material available for your perusal in my water closet.

Come on by. Bring your library card...we'll work something out.

Educate me......please ;)
 
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