Out On A Limerick

[sueanninct]

now cookie doesn't like to boast
just how she got the goat roast
its just not men who fall to when they stir
but the ram couldn't keep up with her
and now he's the main meal host

We definitely need to roast the Ram!!

 

[biggbear8]

Sue sat next to bear
her hand caressed his rear
he started getting a rise
her hand slid to his surprise
and now he's in her care

 

[biggbear8]

bootgrrl in her thigh highs
got alot of the men to sigh
they would be her slave
till she drove them to the grave
with big smiles and bright eyes

 

[sueanninct]

Sue sat next to bear
her hand caressed his rear
he started getting a rise
her hand slid to his surprise
and now he's in her care

That's my favorite!!!

 

[cookiejar]

Ok...for Ram

Cookie decided to roast Ram
She covered his body in Pam
so now his dick
it is non-stick
I'm sure he tastes better than Spam.

 

[biggbear8]

cathleen loves her flowers
she could sit there watching them for hours
one man sat beside her
into her pretty petal into her he wanted to be a glider
but his direction turned her sour

 

[biggbear8]

now coookie love to cook
may it be ram or bear she has recipe in her book
they both are willing to be seared
as long as cookie dressed in her cooking gear
boy is that a great look

 

[biggbear8]

sue grabbed bears shaft like a fish
she was going to put on a dish
but she pulled him into the forest
and waht she did was just glorous
and she even added a twist

 

[biggbear8]

Cookie in her white nylons and panties did a little dance
the shimmering tail started to prance
on her were glued all the eyes
of each and every guy
and at the end she had risen everyones lance

 

[biggbear8]

all the women Sterling chased
all their nipples he wanted to erase
if you dont give me a nipple shower
in actually one hour
I will erase at a faster pace

 

[Raindear816]

RAIN

Rain a lady so fine and dandy
sucked men like wine and candy
she gives instructions first class
to all the other little lass’s
making them all randy

Rain is a lady I admire
and I also desire
her body is so perky
makes my body jerky
lovin is what I require

Bear, you are a love!

 

[EarthquakeMan]

Michael

Michael a man so sweet you’ll ever find
writes poems of another kind
they make the ladies wet
but not with sweat
and their orgasms makes them blind

Michael at the pool sipping on a drink
along came Elizabeth and she dove into the brink
soon he followed
and a lot of water he swallowed
which made him sink

Hearty handshakes, Bear. Good to see you back in the limerick business! These are priceless, as are Cookie's.

 

[Raindear816]

Ok...for Ram

Cookie decided to roast Ram
She covered his body in Pam
so now his dick
it is non-stick
I'm sure he tastes better than Spam.

Y'all are so good at this!

 

[biggbear8]

Rain the sexy mermaid
from the everglade
learned to suck on a gator
while another was master- bater
and never spilt a drop on her saude


rain under a fountain to tequlia
when she makes love she;s a squela
her orgasms are wild and wet
screaming is the other one ready yet
as her hand starts to feela

 

[biggbear8]

Cookie a lady so rare
looking great in her underwear
the men get so hot
the want to see alot more
but smiles softly ive got more to share

 

[biggbear8]

Elizabeth in the hot tub so warm
made micheal swarm
her naked body in his arms
she knows every charm
to make his dong less dorm.


in the cabana they go and hide
in the swing she starts to slide
as the swing begins to spin
Micheal has the biggest grin
as he enters from the underside

 

[SecretScribe]

Bigbear was a limmerick master
he churned them out faster and faster
word upon word
till everyone heard
a rhyme from the literary pastor ...

 

[done_got_old]

Bigbear was a limmerick master
he churned them out faster and faster
word upon word
till everyone heard
a rhyme from the literary pastor ...

an old one

there was a girl from azores
who's cunt was all covered with sores
the dogs on the street
would not eat the green meat
that hung in festoons from her drawers

 

[biggbear8]

Bigbear was a limmerick master
he churned them out faster and faster
word upon word
till everyone heard
a rhyme from the literary pastor ...

SecretScribe poetry is his flirt
that how he gets into womens skirts
with his words he begun
and finished with his tongue
and he makes all the women squirt

Reading the poetry of SecretScribe
makes people come alive
warming theirs souls
his only goal
as he writes his romantic jive

as the ladies read his poems
they all want to get to know him
he makes love with his script
he comes well equiped
to please her quim

 

[biggbear8]

an old one

there was a girl from azores
who's cunt was all covered with sores
the dogs on the street
would not eat the green meat
that hung in festoons from her drawers

the lady called done_got_old
Ive been told
is very hot and sexy
her body is very flexy
and is rather bold

one night Done_got _old
became very very bold
found a man in his fifties
did it with him in a jiffies
and he crawled away with a smile of gold

 

[done_got_old]

the lady called done_got_old
Ive been told
is very hot and sexy
her body is very flexy
and is rather bold

one night Done_got _old
became very very bold
found a man in his fifties
did it with him in a jiffies
and he crawled away with a smile of gold

Well I'll be! That's just great!

 

[biggbear8]

dONE_GOT_OLD is really classy
and at times very veyr sassy
with tits nice and firm
she makes men squirm
as she rubs their chaisse

 

[SweetBrie]

now sweetbrie/rosy set me straight
right out of the gate
it does take a lot to please her
it can even start with a teaser
but it all most be top rate

I could use a good teaser right now..mmmmmm.

 

[biggbear8]

I could use a good teaser right now..mmmmmm.

sweetbrie/rosy is looking for a hot teaser
and a really good squeezer
with her fantasies come true
cause she really knows what to do
just as long as you please her


to sweetbrie /rosy its the second cumming
that really gets her humming
orgasms that delight
throughtout the night
well leave you quite numbing

 

[biggbear8]

SUE tied bear to a bed
teased him from toes to head
stopped in the middle
played his cock like a fiddle
till he came turning red


bear took Sue over his lap
gave her fanny a couple slaps
she cooed and giggled
as her fanny wiggled
saying those were just love taps