Out On A Limerick

[~Elizabeth~]

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Elizabeth a lady so rare
She took a bet on a dare
to give a man head
while riding a sled
Now that's "going down" with a flair.

Cookie, ya know I'm just daring enough to try a stunt like that. With my luck I'd cause him to steer us into a tree, though. LOL

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Micheal was in the hot tub
and Elizabeth jioned him and started to rub
he started getting stiff
and the waves causing a riff
and off to the cabana rub a dub tub

Elizabeth micheal wanted to surprise
so he started to get a rise
she just smiles and laffed
at his little gaff
but it was all a guise

Mmmm, gotta love that hot tub, thanks Bear these were great.

 

[biggbear8]

Kayte has the ties that bind
and she really likes to grind
with a little hanky panky
she even let you spanky
making love to her might make you go blind


Kayte loves the blind fold
and her hands you can hold
with a touch and a feel
you can make her squeel
thats what Im told

 

[biggbear8]

Elizaneth taking a nap in the cabana
was dreaming about bananas
everything became aglow
when her hands went below
and she thought she was in nervana

in the cabana Elizabeth and Micheal play
and in there all night they stay
you never hear a peep
they try to make you think their a sleep
and in the morning they say everything a okay

 

[biggbear8]

ashleigh has a mermaid cove
where all the men dove
for a little loving so sweet
its really a treat
they go there in groves

Dear was my lass
we fit together first class
a dear and a bear
together they still care
and he still wants her ass

 

[biggbear8]

rain the mermaid love to swim
wondering if theres a guy named jim
she'll go to the cove
holding his snorkle as they dove
and now its quite slim

in the hot tub is Elizabeth and micheal
wondering when to begin the new cycle
bubbles all around both of them
their looks are a gem
as she feed him a popcycle

 

[biggbear8]

Rosy is not a lady of leasure
it doesn't take a lot to please her
just a little licky
and then a quicky
but please don't be a teaser

 

[biggbear8]

1sexylady has the longest legs
and after seeing them you'll crave
with her beautiful looks
and a body that cooks
you will all cave

 

[sweetie_sultry_sub]

biggbear is so rare
he likes to stroke my hair,
He makes me grin,
and kisses my chin.
and can not be reaplaced in my heart.

Ok laim, but hey not bad for a first try,,,

 

[SweetBrie]

Rosy is not a lady of leasure
it doesn't take a lot to please her
just a little licky
and then a quicky
but please don't be a teaser

OhBear I thought you knew me better than that...it does take alot to please me.

 

[~Dream~]

Bigbear ,He is such a sweetheart
I have loved him almost from the start
when He is around
Noone ever feels down
and in all our lives he's a part

 

[biggbear8]

Bigbear ,He is such a sweetheart
I have loved him almost from the start
when He is around
Noone ever feels down
and in all our lives he's a part

Dream is a real cutie
actually a real beauty
she captured my heart
right from the start
and a part of my life truly

Dream fantasies I have of you
but I know they wont come true
your always look so hot
youve gotten me to trot
Im your friend true blue

 

[biggbear8]

OhBear I thought you knew me better than that...it does take alot to please me.

now sweetbrie/rosy set me straight
right out of the gate
it does take a lot to please her
it can even start with a teaser
but it all most be top rate

 

[~Dream~]

Dream is a real cutie
actually a real beauty
she captured my heart
right from the start
and a part of my life truly

Dream fantasies I have of you
but I know they wont come true
your always look so hot
youve gotten me to trot
Im your friend true blue

Dear Bear you are so sweet
You really cant be beat
you make my face turn red
wish I had you in my bed :devil
hhehehhe

 

[Edwarlife]

One o' my own:

There once was a lass who craved tail
But not the kind on a male.
If she hung out at the gym,
She'd catch sight of her whim,
And soon have one without fail.

 

[Edwarlife]

One o' my own:

A lad who wanted a snatch
Hid his parts and was left with a patch
But he found on the 'morrow
With sadness and sorrow
That on the front there was little to scratch.

(or is there? I don't know.)

 

[Edwarlife]

One o' my own:

There was a noble dame with class
Except in the matter of ass
When taken behind
She always did find
That it made her a blubbering mass

 

[Edwarlife]

One o' my own:

In quest of a masculine pussy
The man put nerves in his tushy
He succeeded, all right
But it spurted not white
Instead, it was all brown and mushy.


(Aaarghh! O' Fanlon, yer a crazy mate, ya are!)

 

[cookiejar]

Bear laid in his cum stained sheets
He woke up when he heard some bleats
the sheep wanted more
of what Bear did before
They all love his wooly treats.

 

[cookiejar]

Bunkie our own Tweetyzilla
She fell in love with a gorilla
they swing from trees
and take turns picking fleas
That Bunkie has dipped in vanilla.


OK so its bad...lol

 

[cookiejar]

Rosy declared this is war
It really is all folklore
that I make my money
humping like a bunny
But I do admit I keep score.

 

[cookiejar]

Slick likes his sex hardcore
Down and dirty on the floor
his hand on her ass
he takes no sass
And leaves her begging for more.

 

[biggbear8]

Bear laid in his cum stained sheets
He woke up when he heard some bleats
the sheep wanted more
of what Bear did before
They all love his wooly treats.

now cookie doesn't like to boast
just how she got the goat roast
its just not men who fall to when they stir
but the ram couldn't keep up with her
and now he's the main meal host

 

[sueanninct]

Bear laid in his cum stained sheets
He woke up when he heard some bleats
the sheep wanted more
of what Bear did before
They all love his wooly treats.

 

[biggbear8]

Cookie was setting her sights
on a man to her right
when he turned sticking straight out
she went out to be a good scout
and just made his night